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[olimario]

 

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woops
sorry

 

[Otaking]

Any hope for humanity: -1 point

 

[whytemyke]

Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger...

Wow... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[Dyne]

:lol

Such a hard world we live in.

 

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Hahaha. They're not making her burger right? What a dunderhead.


What did she expect them to do? "Put on the barbeque sauce or we'll have to take you downtown."

 

[worldrunover]

They should arrest her for making the call.

 

[Archaix]

:lol

"Is this...is this like a harmful cheeseburger or something?"

I don't know how many more times I can lose faith in humanity before I just run right out.

 

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I would like to murder this woman.

 

[ShadowRed]

This has got to be a fake. No way in hell this is real. After trying to talk some sense into this dumb broad and seeing that nothing was getting through her dumb head, the operator should have been like:


Operator: Oh shit stay right there I'll send someone down right now.


Then when the cops got there have them write her a ticket for prank calling 911, disorderly conduct, then talked to the manager who would have undoubtly wanted the cops to issue a no trespassing warning. Then sent her on her way with her fucked up cheese burger.

 

[DarthWoo]

I kind of wonder if this lady is or is anything like this other lady I saw down at my local mall one day a few weeks ago. I was sitting down to lunch at the food court, and only after a few minutes did I notice a commotion outside, which some of the other nearby people had already been watching as it progressed. According to witnesses, one lady had been looking for a parking space, and another lady in a smaller car (the first was driving alone in...guess what....an SUV!) had pulled into a spot before her. So, acting in a manner consistent with one who feels the need to take an SUV with her anywhere she drives, no matter that she's the only one in the vehicle, she pulls up behind the parked car, blocking her in and refusing to move.

Although it was the first-parked lady who called the police on a cell phone, from what it looked like, the other lady seemed to be trying to justify her actions to the police, who by the time I was eating, numbered at about 3-4 cars plus a mall security truck. Yay for medium towns with an exploding commercial establishment in which so little happens that the well-equipped police force can send 4 cars to a parking disturbance.

In the end, all the idiot lady got out of her crusade against people with more efficient cars was a citation or ticket, and having to leave mall property. Unfortunately, I guess the lady who got trapped in her parking space was either asked to leave, or just had her day spoiled so that she didn't feel like sticking around.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

"We're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger"
"What are we protecting you from? A wrong Cheeseburger?"

:lol

 

[temp]

"You're supposed to be here to protect me."? What does that mean?

 

[automagnus]

"You're supposed to be here to protect me."? What does that mean?

I guess your not american
but the unofficial motto of the police in the US is to "protect and serve"
and she wanted her wrongful cheeseburger protection.

 

[Brannon]

If only she had said Hamburglar...