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[Gantz]

OMFG hilarious! :lol

http://www.vster.com/lohanhilton.mp3

 

[Meier]

that part at the end = banded!!

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

....and of course my dad happens to come downstairs just at the right moment.

 

[JackFrost2012]

NOT FUNNY

ENJOY YOUR BAN

 

[Suerte]

OMFG hilarious! :lol

http://www.vster.com/lohanhilton.mp3

Did we listen to the same thing? :\

 

[sprsk]

thanks for the warning guys.

 

[Lathentar]

BANNED.

 

[retardboy]

That was pretty funny though.

 

[Bboy AJ]

Ban him.

Note to future listeners of the mp3, don't listen to it in public.

 

[Mike Works]

:lol :lol :lol

Next person who tells the mods to ban him gets banned for a month.

 

[android]

How many of you guys were in public? :lol

 

[AniHawk]

:lol

Who listened to it without headphones?

 

[Particle Physicist]

you fucker... i had to turn the sound up all the way cause it was so low.




EDIT

im on a laptop...


in a coffee shop.

 

[ohamsie]

So what is said?

 

[ChumsGum]

Oh sht, good thing I live alone. I had that sht turned up all the way.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

:lol :lol :lol Brilliant! She practically whispers at the end though, so you have to turn it up a bit. But it's worth it, I can't believe she refers to a penis like that.

 

[Monk]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Willco]

Haha, I turned that all the way up because the volume was so low and I think I woke up my parents.

 

[Fifty]

you fucker... i had to turn the sound up all the way cause it was so low.




EDIT

im on a laptop...


in a coffee shop.

So what happened?

 

[Pachinko]

hahahhahahaha, aw man, I should have read through the whole thread before listening to that, it gets quieter and quieter.... then BAM.

 

[AniHawk]

you fucker... i had to turn the sound up all the way cause it was so low.




EDIT

im on a laptop...


in a coffee shop.

:lol :lol

 

[ManDudeChild]

:lol :lol

That almost got me.

 

[demi]

:lol

This mp3 is cursed or something, because my stepdad happened to walk in the house right where it....


"What was that?"

"That was me coming out of the closet, sorry. Go back outside."

 

[Scrow]

i totally fell for this... turned up the volume and everything... i'm wearing headphones so rather than someone in the house hearing it i probably have permanent hearing damage.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i don't get it. Why would i hate my job because i love gay porn? Is the announcer suggesting that i work in the straight porn industry?

 

[ManDudeChild]

i don't get it. Why would i hate my job because i love gay porn? Is the announcer suggesting that i work in the straight porn industry?

Yes! Now is your mind totally blown?

 

[Diablos]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Matlock]

I LOVE GAY PORN
I'M WATCHING GAY PORN
RIGHT NOW
I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE
I LOVE GAY PORN

 

[Odnetnin]

Good stuff. Downloading. Any LL stuff = cool in my books!

 

[android]

Good stuff. Downloading. Any LL stuff = cool in my books!

Did he just miss the whole thread above?

 

[Odnetnin]

I didn't want to be spoiled. Heard it. My review = WTF!

 

[Odnetnin]

I LOVE GAY PORN
I'M WATCHING GAY PORN
RIGHT NOW
I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE
I LOVE GAY PORN

why do you like to spoil things? I mean you practically gave away that DMC3 Penny Arcade joke too :?

 

[demi]

He likes to save bandwidth, since the tags were removed for that reason.

 

[aoi tsuki]

why do you like to spoil things? I mean you practically gave away that DMC3 Penny Arcade joke too :?

This and mutant baby crap deserves to be spoiled. Keep it in the AOL chatrooms.

 

[KiNeSiS]

Ban this cunt my neighbors heard that shit I had it on blast!

 

[KiNeSiS]

Fuck banning I want his genitals detached!!!!
The whole block heard that shit!!

 

[impirius]

You just got LOHAN'D

 

[Minotauro]

Man, that's fucking hilarious. I hope some lives were truly ruined.

 

[android]

KiNeSiS, tenth post. He was probably joking though

 

[LizardKing]

Uh oh. goodbye kinesis. better change your post quick

 

[Do The Mario]

Bag him~!


My ears hurt.

 

[Archaix]

Ban this cunt my neighbors heard that shit I had it on blast!

Fuck you guys telling him to edit, I'm keeping this for proof!

 

[AniHawk]

Archaix beat me to it.

 

[Mike Works]

Next person who tells the mods to ban him gets banned for a month.

Ban this cunt my neighbors heard that shit I had it on blast!

 

[android]

Ouch. What movie is that?

 

[Do The Mario]

Fuck you guys telling him to edit, I'm keeping this for proof!

Team Archaix GAF police.

 

[WordAssassin]

Ahhh, that's the Professional. Good choice Mike, that movie kicks ass.

Edit - I wonder how they did that. Did he shoot like, sand into the bathtub? Or was there like a little bomb in there? Cause that chick is like, RIGHT THERE and it's not a puppet. (I love the little dance she's doing before she gets shot, that's hilarious. )

 

[Archaix]

Team Archaix GAF police.

Hey, if you don't want kinesis gone, you're a terrorist.

I'm just saying.


Also, that post was in no way a request for anybody to be banned. I simply ensured that everybody had all the information available, just in case anybody wanted to use it.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Ouch. What movie is that?

"The Professional", also known as "Leon" outside the US.

Edit: Late, alcohol, meh.

 

[pnjtony]

That was pretty funny, although I can't help but to wonder if the phone conversation was real. I guess it's prolly not, but still, there's a part of me that thinks....hmmm, perhaps.