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[Red Dolphin]

Amazing transformation! He looks so much better these days.

As for "Xbox is teh so big" jokes well when I had a guy break into my house he stole my GBASP and GCN but not my Xbox... there was a running joke for awhile that the Xbox was too heavy to steal without someone to help him carry it. This guy stole one of my pillow cases to carry the GCN, GBA and all the games.

 

[heidern]

Awesome, can't wait for someone to hack into her psp and grab a hold of her photo album. Thought you were safe moving from mobile phone to a trumped up Gameboy eh? :lol :lol :lol [laughs maniacally ad infinitum]

 

[The Faceless Master]

Amazing transformation! He looks so much better these days.

As for "Xbox is teh so big" jokes well when I had a guy break into my house he stole my GBASP and GCN but not my Xbox... there was a running joke for awhile that the Xbox was too heavy to steal without someone to help him carry it. This guy stole one of my pillow cases to carry the GCN, GBA and all the games.

oh man, that's tragic, sad and funny all at once...

:lol :lol :lol

 

[human5892]

That's Moby wearing the Minor Threat shirt.

Out of step! With the world!

Egads, you're right!

All right, Allard. You're safe...for now.

 

[Zaptruder]

Ignoring the fact that she is Paris Hilton as thus a celebrity skank, these are actually some of the best pictures I've seen of her...

looks alot like a taller Gwen Stefani in those pics...

 

[etiolate]

they're not alone..

Dayumn. She even gets around on her consoles!

 

[kokomo]

That's not Paris holding the GCN.

 

[ChrisReid]

That's not Paris holding the GCN.

Yes it is. Scroll down some more.

 

[Apharmd Battler]

I almost spit juice all over my keybaord when I saw that!! LMAO!!

 

[MetalAlien]

Those are some rediculous sunglasses. I'm a fan of slightly large, but those are stupidly huge....

Ever see a movie called Split Second, It starred Rutger Hauer? The monster in the movie had this huge visor, looked just like her (well the big glasses anyway). Did a google image search and couldn't find an image bigger than 10k..

 

[Porridge]

Hey it's Pelican Hilton! Better not let Bambi scratch up that screen!

 

[Jive Turkey]

As for "Xbox is teh so big" jokes well when I had a guy break into my house he stole my GBASP and GCN but not my Xbox... there was a running joke for awhile that the Xbox was too heavy to steal without someone to help him carry it. This guy stole one of my pillow cases to carry the GCN, GBA and all the games.

Nah you just got jacked by Grubdog.

 

[Do The Mario]

Awesome new avatar get. :lol

 

[anotheriori]

Yes it is. Scroll down some more.

david alan grier seems jealous of free gamecube get.

 

[Deku]

I see blue screens of death.

 

[callous]

What is with the ridiculous joke glasses? How can she wear those in public? Is it legal to look so stupid? Sony should sue.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Sorry if she isn't jamming that PSP up her cooch I'm not interested.

 

[callous]

Sorry if she isn't jamming that PSP up her cooch I'm not interested.

:lol

 

[pilonv1]

Sorry if she isn't jamming that PSP up her cooch I'm not interested.

There's probably no room.

 

[Jive Turkey]

There's probably no room.

She'll find room. Just give her time.

 

[psycho_snake]

When people siad that GC looked like a purse, they were right. It looks so pathetic.

 

[AntoneM]

LOLERZ am i rite?

 

[HokieJoe]

Fvcking-A, that bitch looks like she rolled straight up out-of-uh trailor park in eastern Kentucky.

:lol :lol :lol

BTW, cute dog.

 

[HokieJoe]

At least Sony's got the dirty whore demographic.

Looks like Microsoft is the only one lucky enough not to be advertised by Paris Hilton. Which is strange, because you'd think she'd be used to holding large black things in her hands.

:lol :lol :lol

Damn Barrage, you’re on a roll dude.

 

[Odnetnin]

Fucking hilarious. I want a makeover like his. (not that I am fat and balding). Someone should put the images on HOT OR NOT and see the difference in score. One'd net a 5ish and the other maybe 8

 

[Angst]

Allard went from over-weight thin-haired computer geek to bald skinny sick-looking Michael Stipe geek?

Great? Or not?

Edit - damn looking at Paris with her PSP makes want to buy one too! Does it come with a slutty hot chick as well?

 

[GhaleonEB]

Holy shit - is that really the same guy?!?!?!

For extreme makeovers, there's no power greater than X (TM)

 

[mrklaw]

 

[aerodynamik]

why people litter decent and perfectly usable photographs with laughable captions via paint is so beyond my understanding.

 

[Odnetnin]

Allard went from over-weight thin-haired computer geek to bald skinny sick-looking Michael Stipe geek?

Great? Or not?

Edit - damn looking at Paris with her PSP makes want to buy one too! Does it come with a slutty hot chick as well?

I wouldn't exactly say Allard was sick-looking. He's actually quite attractive in his current state/form. Compared to Reggie, he's practically a super model

 

[Solid]

 

[Screenboy]

Amazing transformation! He looks so much better these days.

As for "Xbox is teh so big" jokes well when I had a guy break into my house he stole my GBASP and GCN but not my Xbox... there was a running joke for awhile that the Xbox was too heavy to steal without someone to help him carry it. This guy stole one of my pillow cases to carry the GCN, GBA and all the games.

:lol :lol


Paris Porno on UMD GET!

 

[dave is ok]

J. Allard went from Drew Carey's brother to Michael Stipe.

 

[Red Dolphin]

I had a similar experience where someone broke into my house and stole an XBOX I was borrowing from a friend (in exchange for my PS2) and my Dreamcast with all the games, but left my Gameboy Advance which was laying in plain view. They took a bookbag of mine to carry it all in and for some reason took this small jar I kept loose change in as well.

If the guy didn't have help, he must have been a bodybuilder.

Ha.

I actually ended up "better off" in the end as I was able to get back full price (at time of purchase) for each and every game. The one thing that pissed me off was the bastard steeling my memory card So much "work" lost!! Single player games don't matter so much but things like my 80 hours of Smash Bros multiplayer stats and unlocks fucking sucked

Oh and for some reason the guy didn't seem to like Zelda either. He left Wind Waker and the Master Quest Bonus disk :lol

 

[Lord Error]

Looks like Microsoft is the only one lucky enough not to be advertised by Paris Hilton. Which is strange, because you'd think she'd be used to holding large black things in her hands.

INCORRECT! Noone is safe:

 

[LakeEarth]

INCORRECT! Noone is safe:

The trifecta!

 

[StRaNgE]

i think i might be the only person left in the world who has not seen her special XXX video. lol

 

[MetalAlien]

INCORRECT! Noone is safe:

There is something fitting that Paris is walking around with the symbol of a gapping hole on her bag. Hey do I get street cred for combining the words Whore and Vagina?

 

[krypt0nian]

Is this from Reloaded or Revolutions?

 

[Pimpbaa]

i think i might be the only person left in the world who has not seen her special XXX video. lol

I haven't seen it either. Mainly cause I think she is FUGLY.

 

[soundwave05]

INCORRECT! Noone is safe:

LOL, nice photoshops.

For whatever reason, Nintendo's had the best celebrity parties this generation (go figure).

 

[CloudNL]

Is this from Reloaded or Revolutions?

:lol :lol