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[M0nochromatic]

Waluigi puts his waa on your waa: "Waa."

 

[Zombine]

Friends With Benefits (Do your friends have health/car/home/life insurance?)

 

[terrisus]

Study: Some beards often contain as much poop bacteria as poop


Study: Some poops often contain as much poop bacteria as beards

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Chupacabra: Myth or Alien?

 

[terrisus]

'Meeting' a 'Celebrity' in 'real-life' - what's the 'correct' 'etiquette'?

 

[NateDog]

Study: Some beards often contain as much beard as poop

My coworker is trying to prove that shaving her chest is better

 

[Zombine]

Meeting a girl in real life - what's the correct etiquette?

 

[Brakke]

Meeting a girl in real life - what's the correct etiquette?

Put your hand on her shoulder and say "waa".

 

[terrisus]

Math Addled Man Arrested for Internet Surfing

 

[terrisus]

Study: Some beards often contain as much poop as bacteria

 

[M0nochromatic]

Study: Some beards often contain as much poop as a shit tornado

 

[Timeaisis]

Iwata puts his hand on your shoulder: "Some beards contain as much poop bacteria as a shit tornado."

 

[terrisus]

Is purchasing a condom a smart move?



Guy films girls ogling his snake on a plane

 

[NateDog]

Iwata puts his hand on your shoulder: "You Are The CEO Of Playstation"

You Are The CEO Of Playstation / Xbox / Nintendo - Whose hand do you put on your shoulder?

You Are The CEO Of Playstation / Xbox / Nintendo - "Waaaaaa"

 

[Brakke]

CEO of Head and Shoulders puts his hand on your shoulder, brushes off the dandruff: "Try our new 2-in-1 shampoo / conditioner"

 

[terrisus]

Guy films girls, ogling his bulge on the train

 

[Timeaisis]

http://www.nintendonews.com/news/national/2015/iwata/shoulder/waluigigame.htm

 

[terrisus]

A bit off-topic (but then, we are in Community), but:

I call everyone pal, junior, sport, tiger, lil guy, or buddy.

 

[Timeaisis]

Why are you combing through Zombine's post history?

 

[terrisus]

Why are you combing through Zombine's post history?

Actually ended up there by poking around through something else >.>

 

[terrisus]

let's post arguments against bears

 

[Zombine]

Anyone else feel great shame from their post history?

 

[davepoobond]

What do you say before sex?

 

[Zombine]

What do you say before sex?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Timeaisis]

Iwata puts his hand on your shoulder: "What do you say after sex?"

 

[Zombine]

Iwata puts his hand on your shoulder: "What do you say after sex?"

Please understand.

 

[weekend_warrior]

What do you say, after sex?

 

[terrisus]

What do you say during sex?



What do you say? Sex?

 

[M0nochromatic]

Whose shoulder do you place your hand on after sex?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

runny noses kill my boner

 

[RadioJoNES64]

What is the first thing you usually say after a divorce?

 

[Timeaisis]

Iwata puts his hand on your shoulder: "Should Mario wear pants?"

Spoiler

That was the last one, I promise.

 

[M0nochromatic]

if every pair of pants on earth turned against humanity, could we survive?

 

[M0nochromatic]

Florida couple found guilty of having Florida sex on Florida beach

 

[Zombine]

Florida couple found guilty of having sex with Iwata

 

[Brakke]

Underage Couple Found Guilty Of Drinking Sex On The Beach Cocktails in Florida

 

[davepoobond]

Why do girls pee and poop so fast?

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1041211


I got beaten to the punch. Bowl, that is.

 

[terrisus]

Florida couple found guilty of having sex.

 

[explodet]

Rock Band 4 to have Kazoos and Hamboning

 

[davepoobond]

Florida couple found guilty of having sex.

Technically sex should be illegal in Florida.

 

[terrisus]

School Clinic wouldn't sell me Plan C


School Clinic wouldn't sell me Plan Z


School Clinic wouldn't sell me Plan 9 from Outer Space

 

[davepoobond]

Avengers and super hero fatigues



I think they need to wear more revealing costumes. I need to jerk off while I'm in the theater okay?

 

[terrisus]

Avengers and super hero fatigues



I think they need to wear more revealing costumes. I need to jerk off while I'm in the theater okay?

 

[NeckToChicken]

Chyna... Holy Shit.

Library of Congress: Do we really need NPR?

 

[terrisus]

Why Girls Love The Dead Bod

 

[Timeaisis]

AP: GAF finds it probable that member deliberately named son Breckin

If you dyed your hair Breckin, how many people would be truly devastated?

 

[Zombine]

Post your tacos

 

[terrisus]

AP: NFL finds it probable that Patriots have deflated balls

Post your tacos

Post your "tacos"

 

[Timeaisis]

Post your tacos

No redheads allowed in ParodyGAF, that's the rule. Max just PMed about me but he didn't want to be rude so I'm enforcing it.

Spoiler

I'm kidding, of course.

Spoiler

Or am I?

Spoiler

Yeah, I am.

Spoiler

 

[terrisus]

Advice? Wild possum holed up in bathroom

...

5 years passes

...

"Hey guys... He's still in there... And I have to go... Little help, here?"