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[Brakke]

My wife is dragging me to the ballot

 

[NateDog]

Is it creepy for a 32 year old to live on campus after college?

Hahaha, this one is definitely the best.

My wife is dragging me to the ballot

My wife is dragging me to the toilet

So you find out your best friend's GF is a GAFfer

 

[Timeaisis]

My wife is dragging me to the ballot

My fife is dragging me to the ballet.

 

[terrisus]

My wife is drugging me to the ballet.

 

[Timeaisis]

My life is dragging me to the bidet

 

[terrisus]

McDonald's testing new Breckin Bowls in select SoCal locations



Sandwiches are ridiculously overpriced

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Ever recognized someone famous?

 

[davepoobond]

Ever recognized someone famous?

Ever recognize someone's moose?

Ever recognize someone's face?

 

[Brakke]

At a loss (Ebonics)

At a toss (caber)

At a lost (and found)

 

[terrisus]

At a loss (cry)



Lost Kiwi runner drinks own "Kiwi" milk to survive

 

[davepoobond]

At a loss (Ebonics)

At a toss (caber)

At a lost (and found)

At a loss (and found)

At a lost and found

At a floss (and mound)

 

[Zombine]

Shit-Lorde releases new single, "Fuckboi" this summer.

 

[terrisus]

Baseball Is Beating Badminton And Polo In Local TV Ratings

 

[Timeaisis]

Pre-E3 and Pre-Pre-E3 Event and Conference Dates

 

[weekend_warrior]

Dennis The Menace is 22 Years Old Today.

 

[Guevara]

If you type "[animal] House" into google it will take you to the IMDB page for that movie

 

[Zombine]

LA to increase minimum wage to $15/hr by 90210

 

[weekend_warrior]

LA to increase minimum wage to 1 liter of water/hr by 2020

 

[Timeaisis]

LA to increase minimum rent to $3000/mo by 2020

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Fires, how do you eat them?

 

[davepoobond]

LA to increase minimum rent to $3000/mo by 2020

"we can do better. it is much too slow"

 

[terrisus]

Pre-E3 and Pre-Pre-E3 Event and Conference Dates

Pre-Cum Dates

 

[Zombine]

Ever get engulfed in a pre-cum tornado?

 

[Jill Sandwich]

It feels like Samsung isn't ripping anyone off anymore.

 

[terrisus]

It feels like Apple isn't changing their pants anymore.



Do you love your booty?


Do you love your buddy?

 

[Timeaisis]

Crazy Scenario: You wake up as with a member of the opposite sex. How do you react?

 

[Zombine]

"Pee-cans" or "Poop-jars" what smells "ew?"

 

[terrisus]

"Boning" people?

 

[Zombine]

Boning "people?"

 

[terrisus]

"Pee-nis" or "Vag-eyenuh" What way you?



Users and they're Avatars



Do all americans answer the phone by saying "Goodbye"?

 

[weekend_warrior]

Do All Americans Do All Americans?

 

[terrisus]

You've been saying Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis wrong and you didn't even know it.

 

[Timeaisis]

You've been saying prisencolinensinainciusol wrong and you didn't even know it.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Parroty Thread Urges.

 

[NateDog]

Do all Americans answer the phone?

 

[terrisus]

Parroty thread urges

Parroty Thread Urges

Parroty Thread Urges

Parroty threat urges

Parroty Thread Urges.

<3

 

[terrisus]

Trees

I don't know how people can take stairs by trees. Twos are as much as I can do.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Trees

I don't know how people can take stairs by trees. Twos are as much as I can do.

I have a friend who sounds like he's saying tree when he says three,so this is extra funny.

 

[davepoobond]

Huffington Post: Anything over 35 years is old

 

[Guevara]

Maggie Gyllenhaal: At 37 I was 'too old' for role as 20-something woman
Maggie Gyllenhaal: At 37 I was 'too old' for role of Lolita
Maggie Gyllenhaal: At 37 I was 'too old' for role as Bran Stark

 

[terrisus]

I have a confession. I kind of like when Maury shows....butt...

 

[Zombine]

I think my brother is cheating in COD and I don't know what to do

 

[davepoobond]

I think my brother is cheating in COD and I don't know what to do

Tell your dad

 

[terrisus]

I think my brother is cheating in COD and I don't know what to do

Tell your dad

Tell your dad's mistress.

 

[terrisus]

1/3 of America's 8th graders think America is a dictatorship


1/3 of America's 8th graders think Canada is part of the US


1/3 of America's 8th graders are still concerned about ebola


1/3 of America's 8th graders don't know what number is represented by 1/3


4/3 of America's 8th graders can't count


sqrt(2) of America's 8th graders are radical


sqrt(-1) of America's 8th graders are imaginary

 

[terrisus]

I just passed a bar

 

[terrisus]

Meet Celes, Magitek general and biggest deserter in the Empire's army

 

[Zombine]

RIP Brakke...

 

[Timeaisis]

Oh, Brakke. :\

 

[Timeaisis]

How to invest in a restaurant