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Silk Road founder re-elected


Sepp Blatter sentenced to life in prison




I just came across two boxes of gay porn VHS on the sidewalk. It's all sticky now.



I just came across two boxes of gay porn BetaMax on the sidewalk

 

[Brakke]

Bromance in Tyler Perry's Madea

 

[terrisus]

Bromance in Tyler Perry's Madea

Welcome back <3

 

[Gun Animal]

Is Gamers Gate any good?

"I've been buying my games from Steam for awhile but recently I've come to dislike the service. Is Gamers Gate any better? How are they about refunds? Are there any other Steam competitors worth checking out?"

 

[Zombine]

Welcome back <3

Terri he's been back for like a week lol

 

[terrisus]

Terri he's been back for like a week lol

Sorry >.> I'm bad with noticing things >.>

 

[terrisus]

Neighbors Using Girl Improperly Without Permission?

 

[terrisus]

Do you own a car-camera?

 

[Coreda]

Your least favorite tag of a GAF member

Lovely Salsa's would have to be one of the most cited.

 

[terrisus]

Your favorite bowser themes?




How Often do you Clean your Butt?

 

[terrisus]

Bizarre orifice interaction



Need to cover up my junk: ideas requested



Fire Emblem If to feature "Base Building" mode and "head rubbing" mode

 

[Timeaisis]

Fire Emblem If to feature "waifu building" mode

 

[terrisus]

Fire Emblem If to feature "waifu building" mode

 

[terrisus]

Rumor: NeoGAF is testing ads before/after posts and threads

Spoiler

(The joke will be on me when this happens >.>)

BREAKING: USA Freedom fails

 

[Brakke]

First try playing snooker - gone horribly wrong.

 

[NateDog]

Marvel wants Charlize Theron with Angelina Jolie directing

 

[NateDog]

Stephen Colbert's First Late Show Porno

 

[Guevara]

Do you guys go for runs when you have the works?

 

[NateDog]

Olaf from Hey Arnold was creepy

Is IT a great way to bust

 

[terrisus]

I'm a liberal student, and everything terrifies me




NY Times: The most cursed sports cities in America

1. New York
2. Los Angeles
3. New York

 

[Timeaisis]

NYTimes: The most cursed members on NeoGAF:

1. Freaky Fred
2. Brakke
3. Zombine

 

[Zombine]

Why is my luck so bad, GAF?

 

[davepoobond]

Clever way to make you admit you are a republican the thread

 

[Brakke]

What is he best meat to beat?

Spoiler

>.>

Spoiler

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NYTimes: The most cursed members on NeoGAF:

You know on my last ban a mod actually told me it was for "joking". I hope that guy never finds out about this place >.<

 

[terrisus]

Cockblocking my driveway

 

[M0nochromatic]

A man threw a sponge at my car GAF

 

[Timeaisis]

Never broke up with GAF before, what should I expect?

 

[terrisus]

A man threw a sponge at my car GAF

Should I feel sorry for him?

 

[Guevara]

Most Dinosaurs scary new study says

 

[M0nochromatic]

Should I feel sorry for him?

The man who threw the sponge? Yes.

 

[explodet]

I'm a conservative professor, and my conservative students shot me

 

[Zombine]

50 shades of Ayyyy: Alien fan fiction-turned-book to be adapted into Film, lmao.

 

[terrisus]

The rise of affluent Doomsday Peppers.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Fuck MP

 

[Timeaisis]

I'm a NeoGAF professor and my NeoGAF students turned on me.

 

[davepoobond]

two convicted kitties escape from new york prison

 

[davepoobond]

Amidst Moaning (Sexually) Over Cross Gen Japanese Games

 

[terrisus]

The circumcised tipper who ordered pineapple on pizza while sitting to pee and standing to wipe.




Cloaks vs Capes
What best complements a fedora?

 

[Timeaisis]

Chinese scientists give monkeys head

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

The last thread you made is now beating that crap out of you as you sit on the toilet.

 

[terrisus]

Apple Announces New Grocery Service Called Apple Apple!

 

[Zombine]

average hoes that feels like only you remember

 

[NateDog]

The last enemy you encountered in a game is now in your ass.

You are tasked with taking the last enemy you encountered in a game into your house; what do you do?

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

The last thread you made is now beating that crap out of you as you sit on the toilet.

The last enemy you encountered in a game is now in your ass.

You are tasked with taking the last enemy you encountered in a game into your house; what do you do?

That's exactly what I was referencing lol. I see I'm not alone.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Neogaf ads are making the App Store on my iPhone openly incriminate me

Mega Man Legacy Collection announced, for everything but legacy platforms

 

[davepoobond]

Apple Announces New Grocery Service Called Apple Apple!

Apple Announces new Apple called Apple

Apple Announces Apple Toilet

Apple Announces Annexation of Crimea

 

[Timeaisis]

WWJD15

 

[Guevara]

average hoes that feels like only you remember

lol. Poor one out for those average hoes of yesteryear.

 

[terrisus]

Spotify CEO Reacts to Apple Music - "Oh ****."



McDonalds' CEO Reacts to Apple Music - "Oh ok."




Greek Invasion



What a load

 

[terrisus]

Apple Announces Apple Toilet

Ah, they've had shittier products >.>

Apple Announces Annexation of Crimea

This one is striking me as very funny.