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Arkos

Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
You now have only 10% of your normal mental capacity. What do you do?

Me, I post a theoretical what do gaf thread.
 
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Daedardus

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Is anyone else here a manly man? :D

So my girlfriend is leaving on a vacation for a month. Fuck yeah, going to invite some friends to come over and drink some booze, play some video games and watch some good action movies. I can let the toilet seat up, have pizza all week and don't need to worry about dirty shoes.

What would you do GAF?
 
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The Lone Courier

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OT now fetish gaf.

Dont park around my wife, shes a jackass.

America GAF how do you have money after all that tipping.

Mundane, uninteresting historical photos.
 
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MikeHattsu

Member
I checked out the Internet

I couldn't really sleep much last night, so I goofed around on BBSes and came to some talking about the Internet/Web/etc.

Anyway, I had read about it all for a while but never really bothered to actually check it out. Until last night. I downloaded Firefox and took a look at some stuff and holy shit. NeoGAF, reddit and google, an absurd amount of porn (both legal and otherwise, I'd guess) and everything else. It's mind boggling that this stuff exists and is seemingly this easy to access. No real desire to go back though.
 
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Brakke

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The Matrix deserves more recognition (SMITH HEAVY)

Agent_Smith2.jpg
 
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Zombine

Banned
Just jacked it watching the Matrix in a public restroom stall.

Store security guard allegedly removed for feeding on womans breast
 
Arkos

Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
So, Drake is being accused of using ghost (the spooky kind) writers. Fuckery inside.
 
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Browny

Banned
Porn recommendations for someone who feels like they have watched all the good ones?

Members you remember by their member?
 
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