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[Zombine]

Request for a permanent Nun. Also, hello Messiah!

 

[Arkos]

You now have only 10% of your normal mental capacity. What do you do?

Me, I post a theoretical what do gaf thread.

 

[Timeaisis]

Diverse Cats in Cartoons

 

[NateDog]

Anybody else here just like stuff?

 

[Arkos]

Being Poor is Awesome

 

[hydrophilic attack]

GAF, let's rate the looks of the gaming industry executive above you!

 

[NateDog]

So I just got cast in iron

I can't fall asleep to sirens

Putin is Down With Deez Nutz

Spoiler

sorry not sorry

 

[Zombine]

Putin is Down With Deez Nutz

Spoiler

sorry not sorry

HA! GOT EMMMM!

 

[Daedardus]

Is anyone else here a manly man?

So my girlfriend is leaving on a vacation for a month. Fuck yeah, going to invite some friends to come over and drink some booze, play some video games and watch some good action movies. I can let the toilet seat up, have pizza all week and don't need to worry about dirty shoes.

What would you do GAF?

 

[MikeHattsu]

Shoes On or Off on this furniture?

 

[The Lone Courier]

OT now fetish gaf.

Dont park around my wife, shes a jackass.

America GAF how do you have money after all that tipping.

Mundane, uninteresting historical photos.

 

[Arkos]

Hulk Hogan sex tape included black guy

 

[Arkos]

Debbie Does Dallas: I don't get it

 

[hydrophilic attack]

What exactly is wrong with government registered joke trademarks?

 

[MikeHattsu]

I checked out the Internet

I couldn't really sleep much last night, so I goofed around on BBSes and came to some talking about the Internet/Web/etc.

Anyway, I had read about it all for a while but never really bothered to actually check it out. Until last night. I downloaded Firefox and took a look at some stuff and holy shit. NeoGAF, reddit and google, an absurd amount of porn (both legal and otherwise, I'd guess) and everything else. It's mind boggling that this stuff exists and is seemingly this easy to access. No real desire to go back though.

 

[Arkos]

What exactly is wrong with government registered joke trademarks?

 

[Brakke]

The Matrix deserves more recognition (SMITH HEAVY)

 

[MikeHattsu]

Next Door Grammar Nazi?

Are there any common everyday items that you refuse to buy?

 

[Timeaisis]

Razer (officially) bought by Ouya

 

[Arkos]

Pop-Quiz Hotshot

 

[Calvero]

Propane as an alternative to soda

 

[Timeaisis]

Banana: The worst flavoring for anything.

 

[Calvero]

How One Twerk Can Ruin Your Life ~ TED

 

[TetraxShards]

Banana: The worst flavoring for anything.

Batman: The best flavouring for anything.

 

[Calvero]

Batman: The best flavouring for anything.

'ou': the best spelling four everything

 

[Zombine]

Let's talk about female ovulation, GAF.

 

[backflip10019]

So, someone was definitely just jacking into the Matrix in the stall next to me...

 

[Arkos]

Just jacked it in a public restroom stall

 

[Zombine]

Just jacked it watching the Matrix in a public restroom stall.

Store security guard allegedly removed for feeding on womans breast

 

[MikeHattsu]

Why did adoption of the Master System fail in the US?

 

[NateDog]

Converse redesigns Chuck Norris after 98 years

 

[Browny]

Trump finally attacks Walker, Texas Ranger.

 

[Arkos]

Nice combo

 

[NateDog]

Trump finally attacks Walker, Texas Ranger.

Trump finally attacks Metal Gear Rex

 

[Browny]

Got my first tattoo today and forgot to... clap!

 

[Arkos]

Trump finally attacks Metal Gear Rex

Trump finally attacks Grey Wolf

Spoiler

get it?

 

[Zombine]

Just got my penis tattooed and I...forgot the tip.

 

[Brakke]

Catch y'all parodiers in a week, going to take a GAF break. I expect a pile of A+ parodies when I return.

 

[backflip10019]

Catch y'all parodiers in a week, going to take a GAF break. I expect a pile of A+ parodies when I return.

Good one!

 

[Arkos]

GAF, I think my fortune teller may be ripping me off

 

[NateDog]

I think Kim Jong Un winning that last election was a scam

 

[Zombine]

Is Brakke being controlled by Terrisus?

Trump to Breastfeeding Dad: 'You're a Hero'

 

[Arkos]

So, Drake is being accused of using ghost (the spooky kind) writers. Fuckery inside.

 

[maxcriden]

Brakke accused of using comic book writers. #($^($%!#$%ery inside.

 

[Timeaisis]

EX gaf - gf

 

[Arkos]

I got busted watching porn in a public bathroom

 

[Browny]

Porn recommendations for someone who feels like they have watched all the good ones?

Members you remember by their member?

 

[Amalthea]

Man born with "gigantic brain" can't even count (Bim Bam)

 

[Übermatik]

Do you have a name in real life?

 

[Arkos]

Girl born with "virtually normal brain" has invisible friend (Bing Bong)