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Doing some cleaning. Found body of someone from other state. What do?

GAF, I ran over someone last year and I couldn't afford to go to prison so I took the body with me and put it in my freezer. Now I'm cleaning the freezer and I'm reminded I didn't dispose of the body.

I don't know what to do. At best they'll never catch me. At worst they are going to arrest me.

Also, I have never filed my taxes, are they coming over to shoot me now?
 
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