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[Makai]

Current Social Security Number?

 

[NateDog]

I can't stop shaving my arms

 

[Arkos]

Daily Shroom Thread: We Shouldn'ta Did This, Man

 

[NateDog]

Tongue, lips, right side of face and fingertips are Nien Nunb

 

[Zombine]

High school Teacher caught fapping student in class.

 

[Arkos]

"You know Hollywood, we really are the diversity" - Will Smith

 

[NateDog]

Why is it so hard to sell meth to other people.

Why is it so hard to finish questions with a question mark.

 

[FriedConsole]

What is your Social Security Number and mother's maiden name?

 

[Fantomas]

Artwork that revolves around the butt hole

 

[Arkos]

Artwork that revolves around the butt hole

insta-sub

 

[Arkos]

Why were Carnegie's "Pinkertons" not received well when they came out?

 

[Arkos]

The CW revives In Living Color for -8 new 0-minute-long episodes

 

[Zombine]

There is a colored penis shortage

 

[UFO]

I lost 8 3/4ths cubits in 34 lunar revolutions! All by walking 6 hectares a day!

 

[Zombine]

I lost 8 3/4ths cubits in 34 lunar revolutions! All by walking 6 hectares a day!

Lol

 

[NateDog]

Brothers Convince Little Sister She Can't Be This Cute

 

[themagicalkitsune]

I am speaking about the word gamer. It's a descriptive term used in modern dialect. i.e. "I identify as a gamer." or "Only 90's gamers will get this."

As liberal as GAF is, I see it daily. People should understand it's an offensive word.

If you are actually speaking about people viewing gaming as a hobby, the correct terminology is VGE. Video Gaming Enthusiast. i.e. "Yeah, my sister is a VGE. She suffers from social anxiety."

The G word is not allowed in my family. We are liberal democrats.

 

[Browny]

Google wants you to stop masturbating, introduces new "Google+" feature

 

[Arkos]

If you don't run, you should at least grab a weapon

 

[qualitydisc]

RUMOR: NX more powerful than PS4, will make waffles and restore Nintendo to its glorious past, despite consumer trends to the contrary

 

[Arkos]

RUMOR: NX more powerful than PS4, will make waffles and restore Nintendo to its glorious past, despite consumer trends to the contrary

RUMOR: NX more powerful than PS4, will make waifus

 

[Arkos]

SCHOONER: SS more powerful than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk put together

 

[Beats]

Anyone ever deal with an itch at work? How did you deal?

Our office has a laid back environment and we're a very productive office that reaches their numbers, but lately we've all been getting an itch that needs constant scratching and our productivity has fallen off a cliff.

 

[Zombine]

Turning Japanese |OT| ..honor and shame are huge parts of dick. Let's!

 

[MikeHattsu]

How do you deal with close friends or family who are considered terrorists?

M. Night Shyamalan announces there will be FOUR Avatar sequels

Lasted two weeks on no diet

Man accidentally Three's Company

Ted Cruz Brought 100 Cans of Soup On Honeymoon

Me and a girl from work shared hand cream

 

[Arkos]

Dyson Airblades 'about 1,300 times more awesome than paper towels'

 

[Zombine]

Terry Pratchett porn adaptions coming: Good Hymens, Squirt, the Cock, Wee Pee Men

 

[NateDog]

Man "accidentally" deletes Earth

 

[shagia]

Would you text during a showing of 'The Emoji Movie?'

 

[MikeHattsu]

Rumor: Hollywood producers ran VFX tests to make white actors appear in more Asian movies

 

[davepoobond]

NRA approves uniform advertising

 

[NateDog]

NRA approves uniform advertising

IRA approves advertising

The most satisfying feels on GAF

 

[Zombine]

Do you think it's rude to ask for sexual favors?

Anyone have any good "Blowjob giving" stories?

 

[Arkos]

Man "accidentally" deletes Earth

2deep4me

 

[Blackhead]

Why does Gaf not print a newspaper?

 

[Zombine]

Am I the only one who thinks GAF should print a newspaper?

 

[Zombine]

Me and my girlfriend are about to pick up a poopy

 

[Fantomas]

If superhumans existed, what if anything should they do concerning Trump

 

[Arkos]

Do you boil your pet without meaning to?

 

[MikeHattsu]

Do you tell spoilers about your pet without meaning to?

 

[Arkos]

That bird with human teeth...

 

[Blackhead]

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH - Neogaf edition

 

[NateDog]

Me and my girlfriend are about to P-P-PICK UP A PENGUIN

 

[Brakke]

If You Were a Reaper, What would be your scythe's name?

 

[NateDog]

The best of "guy on box art" box art

 

[themagicalkitsune]

What box art is the best box art with box art box art?

 

[qualitydisc]

The best of "old man with a banjo" cover art

 

[Zombine]

How diggitydoesdoughskittybop GAF feel aboubeebeebot scat?

Skibbitybop

 

[MikeHattsu]

A man with ties to Suicide Squad is leading the Philippines presidential election

 

[Zombine]

"Everything Wrong With..." Everything Wrong With "Everything Wrong With.." (A critique of Cinema criticism criticism)