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MikeHattsu

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Living in a shoe box as a dog.

Do you have local "hook ups" if so what have you tried?

Students seeking sugar mamas |OT|

Neoconservative pundit Bill Kristol teases Spider-Man: Homecoming spoilers
 
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IvanJ

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So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet watching my porn as I usually do at that time of day. Someone walks into the stall next to me, so I immediately start furiously tapping the volume button on a phone until it's dead silence. Not a mood killer, but the experience is somewhat lessened.
And then the guys proceeds to do his business, goddamn it was terrible. I don't know what he had for lunch, but he should definitely have brought some air freshener. And it's not just the smell...the farts, the moaning, the weird noises coming from both topside and below... I gagged, and my mood was shot. By the time I recovered my bearings (and my pants), the guy was gone. So I washed my hands and went back to my desk. One of my colleagues was already there, giving me the stink eye. I think to myself: "What a dick."

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable with it, but I usually don't get bothered. But someone unloading himself in such a manner, after some toxic Taco Bell or similar is overstepping the boundaries. People really can't wait to go home when they know they'll do such a mess.

Cmon man.
 
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Fantomas

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Let's all pour one out for our fallen homie IvanJ. He may have had to learn about this thread the hard way, but he's clearly a fellow parody thread poster.

Hopefully if/when he returns he will post any and all of his future parody threads here to avoid the wrath of the mods.

#FreeIvanJ
 
Arkos

Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
NateDog said:
Harry Reid to Bernie Sanders: 'meth is meth' 'sometimes you just have to have meth'
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Harry Reid to Bernie Sanders: "Meth is meth sometimes you just have to have meth you know like when you need some energy or when you want to go out partying HAHA it's like such a rush just don't do too much or you can get hooked I try not to do a lot I only do it every now and then hey do you hear that I swear I've been hearing it all day well anyway be cool I gotta run but I'll catch you later man okay okay bye"
 
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NateDog

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Neighbour filed a complaint about my pog

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UFO

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Arkos said:
Harry Reid to Bernie Sanders: "Meth is meth sometimes you just have to have meth you know like when you need some energy or when you want to go out partying HAHA it's like such a rush just don't do too much or you can get hooked I try not to do a lot I only do it every now and then hey do you hear that I swear I've been hearing it all day well anyway be cool I gotta run but I'll catch you later man okay okay bye"
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I'm tired of these jokes about my giant thread titles. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..
 
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Zombine

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Stole a deceased friend's computer, don't have admin privileges.

Lol sorry Arkos.

Adopting a declawed lobster

Let's Talk About: Basic Instinct
 
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