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[Browny]

It's now no longer illegal to challenge someone to a duet in Canada.

 

[Earthbound64]

My wife gave a boob job today

My husband had a boob job today



Amazon kicked a small puppy



Having to fuck in our beds in 2017 is making me embarrassed

 

[thelooseteeth]

My wife found a good job today.

Walking tree has experts stumped.

 

[Earthbound64]

Am I right to Make 3 year olds run 14 miles as Punishment?

Am I right to Make 14 year olds read Crime and Punishment?

 

[sc0la]

Walking tree has experts stumped.

lol
👀 I see what u did there

 

[Earthbound64]

Walking stump has experts smelling something fishy

 

[Browny]

Could you date someone who has a username you don't like?

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Could you date someone who has a username you don't like?

I know I couldn't!

 

[Amalthea]

Are You A God Emperor?

 

[Earthbound64]

Realistically, who would you attack with a nuclear bomb?

Hypothetically, who would you attack with a nuclear bomb? (Totally not from the NSA)

Hypothetically, who should I attack with a nuclear bomb?

 

[sc0la]

Seattle this debate, chicken.

 

[Earthbound64]

It Cums At Night - Official Trailer 6/9/69

 

[torre_avenue]

GAF, how do you manage living with "Heat."

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I fucking hate Heat but my girlfriend insists on watching it every fucking day. Fuck Michael Mann and his hack ass.

 

[parrotbeak]

GAF, how do you manage living?

 

[Earthbound64]

Glover is the best Sesame Street monster

Glover is the best video game character



Time to buy a girl! Advice?



Are your kids immortal? AKA "Dangerous Splicing Genes"

 

[MikeHattsu]

A sea spider, a rockcrab, a faceless- and a lizardfish walk into a bar

 

[Earthbound64]

Grover Cleveland is the best American president

Grover Cleveland Alexander is the best Baseball pitcher

 

[Browny]

Electronic Arts Sales Are Surging, EA Reports.

 

[Coreda]

StalkerGAF |⊙⊙| People who SEEM far away but really are not

 

[Earthbound64]

Dennis Rodman Heads to North Dakota 6/15/17



New Survey Confirms Women LOVE The D



NeoGAF and From Software



People bother Reggie Jackson

 

[Timeaisis]

Sony defends decision to block cosplay: "A responsibility to our install base."

 

[MikeHattsu]

Is it wrong to feel bad for people simply because they're people?

Lars Ulrich is now a danish

 

[davepoobond]

Sony defends decision to block cosplay: "A responsibility to our install base."

I was going to do this.

 

[bluethree]

I was going to do this.

i honestly misread the actual title like that

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Wow early 2018 is STACKED!! Check out this list of games I wont buy

 

[Browny]

Jenna Elfman to score in ROCKET LEAGUE

 

[Timeaisis]

I was going to do this.

Gotta be quicker, dave.

 

[bluethree]

Just had a guy come to my door trying to serve pizza to some cat I dont know

 

[Earthbound64]

Al begins communicating in non-human language in study

 

[MikeHattsu]

AI begins communicating like Trump in study

 

[sc0la]

Al begins communicating in non-human language in study

I see what you did there,

Spoiler

but had to copy and paste that into google to see it was AL and NOT Ai Goddamned sans serif fonts

 

[Earthbound64]

I see what you did there,

Spoiler

but had to copy and paste that into google to see it was AL and NOT Ai Goddamned sans serif fonts

Thanks, sc0Ia

 

[Guevara]

Nintendo UK Store: Preorder Mario Odyssey, get Crappy hat

 

[Browny]

How do you draw a penis? It tells a lot about you

 

[Earthbound64]

Vulture ranks all 213 Beatles songs


Vulture eats all 213 beetles

 

[Earthbound64]

"The president of the United States has been kidnapped by ninjas"



Empirical Evidence: Cats Are People

 

[parrotbeak]

Senate Democrats weigh bowel blockage to protest GOP health care plan

 

[Morrigan Stark]

The Normalization of Cosplay Culture

 

[Browny]

Cristiano Ronaldo may be leaving Real Madrid due to sax allegations

 

[Earthbound64]

What I learned from 100 days of ejaculation

Cristiano Ronaldo may be leaving Real Madrid due to sax allegations

Cristiano Ronaldo may be leaving Real Madrid due to sex allegations

 

[MikeHattsu]

Cristiano Ronaldo may be leaving Real Madrid due to sex alligators

 

[Fantomas]

NeoGAF threads with "Spiderman, Frozen Elsa, and Joker" routinely get millions of views

Or, more realistically,

NeoGAF threads with "Trump, Bernie, and Dark Souls" routinely get millions of views

 

[Browny]

Camping in Scotland; Fucking "little people".

 

[MikeHattsu]

Or, more realistically,

NeoGAF threads with "Trump, Bernie, and Dark Souls" routinely get millions of views

Should make a thread like this then:
Who's the Dark Souls of politics, Trump or Bernie?

 

[Browny]

For hookers: Do you tip a percentage or a set amount?

 

[sinxtanx]

Port Negging

 

[Earthbound64]

In this digital age, who still has See Deez?



I'm sick - Everything Tastes like 'Murica



So how about that heatwave this week in Antarctica?

 

[bluethree]

Where is an appropriate place to eat chicken?

 

[Browny]

By 2100, Deadly Sperm Whale Shit Tornadoes May Threaten Majority of Humankind

 

[MikeHattsu]

Amazon introduces "Prime Directives"