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[terrisus]

Fred's awesomeness deserves more recognition

 

[maxcriden]

Fred's awesomeness deserves more recognition

Yessss

 

[davepoobond]

Ohio morgue worker admits to having sex with 100 dead clowns.

Ohio morgue worker admits to having sex


Only one zombie admits to having sex with Ohio morgue worker.

 

[NateDog]

Guys, I think I'm a console

So... Dr. Boner's Magic Soap

Thinking of trying DP during yoga

 

[Masquerader]

Ohio morgue worker admits to having sex


Only one zombie admits to having sex with Ohio morgue worker.

All the other zombies denied the charges. A police spokesperson has described the incident as 'Laughable', and 'Humourously Depraved'.

Also, I just made a thread which could be considered a parody thread.

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Aye sure hope aye dun't got baanned

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Also, I do like In Da Club, for the record.

 

[davepoobond]

Just walked in on a movie


I like your in da club thread. It was like an opposite of my "looking back at: back that thang up" thread I made a few years ago as a fake homage to the song

 

[daydream]

Agreed. I look forward to your next work, Masque.

 

[Masquerader]

My thanks, gentlemen (I presume).

 

[Nyoro SF]

Ohio corpse admits to having sex with 100 morgue workers

 

[daydream]

Ohio corpse admits to having sex with 100 morgue workers

Corpse shaming?

 

[Masquerader]

Corpse shaming?

Careful. You'll alert that side of Tumblr.

 

[davepoobond]

Water conservation < ALS. What else does water conservation take a backseat to?

 

[maxcriden]

Masque, your IDC thread is indeed impressively hilarious. Please do "Hot in Here" next.

 

[maxcriden]

What makes something, human?

 

[terrisus]

the world sucks. that's why we don't fall off.

 

[davepoobond]

 

[Brakke]

Masque, your IDC thread is indeed impressively hilarious. Please do "Hot in Here" next.

Please call it "Hot in Here" when you do, too. So everyone knows you're not legit.

 

[Masquerader]

I have an idea for a rather different type of thread, although it would belong in the gaming section, where they're less tolerant of silly things. Also, it's rather blatantly joking, although I would try to make it seem otherwise and try to somehow incite some serious discussion.

 

[Freaky Fred]

should I make this thread?

nevermind

 

[Masquerader]

should I make this thread?

Already created, I believe.

ParodyGAF, if I may... Certainly, we like our foodstuffs, which is a good thing. But we've made three threads based on them. Perhaps we should be a little more... Cautious when making these threads, dearies~

 

[Freaky Fred]

Already created, I believe.

ParodyGAF, if I may... Certainly, we like our foodstuffs, which is a good thing. But we've made three threads based on them. Perhaps we should be a little more... Cautious when making these threads, dearies~

yeah I saw that, I had a nice OP written up too.


nothing wrong with specific food threads, they're better than most OT threads

exhibit A

exhibit B

 

[Masquerader]

yeah I saw that, I had a nice OP written up too.


nothing wrong with specific food threads, they're better than most OT threads

exhibit A

exhibit B

Oh, and exhibit C (my personal favourite OT thread to date, for some reason)

Fair enough, anyway! The food topics are well written and equal parts amusing, equal parts relevant. Disregard what I said~ Just thought I'd bring it up.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Oh, and exhibit C (my personal favourite OT thread to date, for some reason)

lmao love that one, I think I posted it earlier in the thread.


I love stumbling across old GAF threads, today I came across this one and laughed pretty hard


Oh, and this is one of the greatest threads in the history of GAF anyone who is feeling depressed should read through this

 

[Masquerader]

lmao love that one, I think I posted it earlier in the thread.


I love stumbling across old GAF threads, today I came across this one and laughed pretty hard

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404796

Oh my God, that's absolutely fantastic!

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I'm adamant that it was Count Dookakke, I just know it.

Four years on and many threads and their posts still follow a similar style of writing. :c How odd.

 

[The_Poet]

'Would you trade __________ for __________?'

 

[maxcriden]

The lack of Manuels in games today makes me sad

 

[daydream]

I just overclocked my monitor to 12pm

 

[maxcriden]

Please call it "Hot in Here" when you do, too. So everyone knows you're not legit.

Brr suddenly it got verry cold in herre

 

[Masquerader]

The lack of Manuels in games today makes me sad

Double post, sorry~

 

[Masquerader]

The lack of Manuels in games today makes me sad

Also, I watched Guardians of the Galaxy today. And, er, this is rather embarrassing, but it might be my favourite superhero movie alongside Superman 2. I understand all the GAF topics on it, now. I'll refrain from making one, but it's so wonderfully made, it's astounding.

 

[maxcriden]

Also, I watched Guardians of the Galaxy today. And, er, this is rather embarrassing, but it might be my favourite superhero movie alongside Superman 2. I understand all the GAF topics on it, now. I'll refrain from making one, but it's so wonderfully made, it's astounding.

Masque pls

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I hated it

 

[Masquerader]

Masque pls

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I hated it

Wha-? Why? It was great fun, made me laugh more than most dedicated comedy movies do, had fantastic characters, Chris Pratt briefly shirtless, an unusually scary villain, and a raccoon!

 

[maxcriden]

Wha-? Why? It was great fun, made me laugh more than most dedicated comedy movies do, had fantastic characters, Chris Pratt briefly shirtless, an unusually scary villain, and a raccoon!

Nofunallowed.jpg

But seriously, just did not connect with me at all. I used to read and love GOTG when I was into comics. I thought the movie was overly violent, dark and cheesy. Not my thing. (Lee Pace was totally wasted, too.)

 

[daydream]

Movie seemed pretty poor from when I didn't watch it.

 

[TheSadRanger]

What's better, cremepies or fudge rounds?

 

[maxcriden]

What's better, cremepies or fudge rounds?

Ring dings.

 

[davepoobond]

ho hos are the best

 

[terrisus]

I'm convinced that half of those types of snacks are intentional sexual innuendo.

 

[NH Apache]

and said hello.

Cops are crazy.

 

[Masquerader]

Dwayne "Shazam" Johnson finally confirms role in 'The Rock'

 

[maxcriden]

Dwayne "Shazam" Johnson finally confirms role in 'The Rock'

Bwahahah!

ETA: Shaquille "The Big Artistotle" O'Neal confirms role in "Kazaam"

 

[davepoobond]

People shouldn't be proud of having kids

 

[Masquerader]

Thinking of a new sex technique. I call it the Custard Cream Pie

Haven't Bourbon Biscuited anyone before, what's it like?

Just Jaffa Caked someone, feels good

Rich Tea'd someone, lol

Mc'vitie'd the shit outta some hot chick last night

 

[Elija2]

"Members with Anime Handles UNITE" (400-page thread)

 

[Brakke]

"Members with Anime Handles UNITE" (400-page thread)

SURPRISE IT'S A HONEYPOT THO.

A couple days later, everyone gets banned and OP becomes simply:

 

[Masquerader]

I have an idea for a thread! Although 3 threads in 2 days is a bit much, so I'll wait a bit. It's politics-related, and I've spent ages typing it up. I'm certain that you lot will appreciate the painstaking effort put into it.

 

[maxcriden]

I have an idea for a thread! Although 3 threads in 2 days is a bit much, so I'll wait a bit. It's politics-related, and I've spent ages typing it up. I'm certain that you lot will appreciate the painstaking effort put into it.

Pssh, look at my ridiculous thread history. 3 threads in 2 days is nothing to sweat. Go ahead and post away!

ETA: Also Hannity Colmes Urges

 

[davepoobond]

As a parody we should make threads for each other even though we are fully capable of making our own threads

 

[Aquamarine]

Parody thread of parody threads of people who think they should make parody threads for each other urges urges

 

[Cade]

Cures for EDM