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[terrisus]

But what's the worm lol

It's a worm.

 

[Gray Matter]

It's a worm.

No treat?

Spoiler

 

[terrisus]

No treat?

Spoiler

Of course there's a treat.

Spoiler

It's a worm.

Still want to be the early bird?

 

[Gray Matter]

Of course there's a treat.

Spoiler

It's a worm.

Still want to be the early bird?

Only if it's a candy worm.

 

[Coreda]

Am I the only one kissing kids on the mouth who feels like a parent?

Of course there's a treat.

Spoiler

It's a worm.

Spoiler

lmao

 

[Masquerader]

For all of our racism, homophobia, religious zealotry, religious corruption, sexism, lack of social mobility, survival of the fittest mentality, strict class hierarchy, corrupt police forces, overspending in military, oil greed, obesity, damage to the environment and countless lives taken in the name of our country, don't you believe the USA is the greatest nation in the world?

 

[Calvero]

Where did that "Parody Thread Urges" thread go?

 

[salty_Josh]

GAF my roommate won't stop driving at night and it's making me scratch my junk

GAF I won't stop scratching my junk at night and it's driving my roommate insane

GAF my roommate won't stop scratching his funk at night and it's driving me insane

Spoiler

scratching with records and stuff

GAF my roommate won't stop violently shaking his junk at night and it's driving me insane

GAF my roommate won't stop eating his junk food at night and it's driving me insane

GAF my roommate won't stop wielding his junk together at night and it's driving me insane

Spoiler

wielding with power tools

 

[terrisus]

For all of our racism, homophobia, religious zealotry, religious corruption, sexism, lack of social mobility, survival of the fittest mentality, strict class hierarchy, corrupt police forces, overspending in military, oil greed, obesity, damage to the environment and countless lives taken in the name of our country, don't you believe the USA is the greatest nation in the world?

This would be a great parody thread.

Sadly, of course, it would be locked.
But it lives on here <3

 

[daydream]

My cooking never looks good after I'm through with it

 

[hateradio]

Doritos to produce wedding-themed flavors (Red Velveeta and Krazy Kosher incoming)


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=929485

 

[Brakke]

w8 how did max make this thred if he's a jr tho???

haxxxx???

 

[NateDog]

This isn't so much of a parody thread, but I kinda wanted to start a new GAF tradition that I thought would get nowhere.

My idea was (like I already did) change your avatar to a picture of you for the month of November.

What do you think? Good? Bad?

<------------ Like this?

Seriously I am a dog.

My cooking never looks good after I'm through with it

I never look through my cooking

 

[Guevara]

Parity Thread Urges

 

[terrisus]

maxcriden urges

 

[terrisus]

Dunkin' Donuts are Assholes and just ruined both of our coffees

 

[terrisus]

Is "you look like a porn star" a complaint?


Chinese man buys 6 iPhone 99s to confess his love to colleague

 

[NateDog]

Chinese man buys 6 iPhone 99s to confess his love to colleague

Chinese man buys 99 colleagues to confess his love to iPhone

 

[Masquerader]

Doctor Doom is an anti-social Gaffer in the upcoming Fantastic Four film

 

[Freaky Fred]

Home Depot warns customers of emailing Phil Fish

 

[terrisus]

Help, GAF: I'm addicted to Oblivion games.

 

[Brakke]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=931558

You guys wanna start a Freaky Fred death pool? Last time he came back from a ban he was down within a day. This time down within like two hours. Next time I bet he doesn't even get a post out.

 

[NateDog]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=931558

You guys wanna start a Freaky Fred death pool? Last time he came back from a ban he was down within a day. This time down within like two hours. Next time I bet he doesn't even get a post out.

Oh dear, seems Fred doesn't want to be here any more. Seriously quality banning though.

 

[terrisus]

Fred, bro...
=(

 

[davepoobond]

FCC couch Tom wheeler: "fold me out"

 

[Coreda]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=931558

Taking the Half Life 3 route I see. There's no way he would have expected to survive that. No way.

 

[Masquerader]

... Oh, Fred. We actually eagerly anticipate your returns, and then, this. It is funny, mind.

Chinese Bloggers disgusted by League of Legends player, call him "Rapper", "idler"

Taylor Swiftly wears minimal bronze armour on magazine cover

Ungrateful Buggers!

Are all electric-emitting shavers useless?

 

[davepoobond]

Freaky Fred Returns 3: The 2 Hour Re-Run

 

[Masquerader]

Fredraiser: Fredbound

 

[daydream]

Damnit Fred, you know where you can take out these urges..

 

[terrisus]

Damnit Fred, you know where you can take out these urges..

Hot.

 

[Masquerader]

Capcom Says Creating New IP's A "Who's Megaman?"

 

[Cade]

Could you date [...] your mom?

 

[kamorra]

NeoGAF and positivity

 

[daydream]

Who's The Who?

 

[Timeaisis]

Qatar: If you are human, you should avoid the 2022 World Cup.

EDIT: Also, it seems Fred couldn't resist posting that Just Cause 3 thread. It was a classic, though. Got me good.

 

[Masquerader]

I hardly ever watch my bath towels. Probably like once or twice a semester. Everyone who discovers this is horrified, and it genuinely surprised me. I'll start watching them more often if there's a logical reason to, but so far I haven't deduced it.

You dry your clean body with them. Then you hang them dry and they're dry for their next use another day. If you do it right, they shouldn't get mildew, and if you use two towels instead of one, you can minimize the amount of water each soaks up.

What does watching them every week benefit anyone? If they're accruing mass amounts of bacteria I may reconsider, but so far I've been fine.

What say you, GAF? "

 

[MikeHattsu]

Impolite to Name Your Child After a Pet's Name?

 

[Coreda]

Impolite to Name Your Child After a Pet's Name?

 

[radios shipping overview]

Is Thing the Best Most Adjective Thing Ever?

Is Controversial Hyperbolic Opinion Phrased as a Question True?

 

[MikeHattsu]

Is Taylor Swifts 2014 the best Pop album from 1989?

 

[terrisus]

Is Thing the Best Most Adjective Thing Ever?

Is Controversial Hyperbolic Opinion Phrased as a Question True?

Am I the Only One Who Ever Mildly Uncommon Thing?

 

[terrisus]

Qatar: How is it that I'm talking, when I'm only a piece of land? Also, you can take your "'Q' always has to be followed by a 'u' and stuff it!


How to deal with a roommate that refuses to do me?



Is Taylor Swifts 1989 the bes... Wait a minute, Taylor Swift wasn't born until 1989? Bunch of kids here >.>

Spoiler

Also missing apostrophe >.>

 

[maxcriden]

Why is 343 trying to humanize Master Chef?

Assassin's Creed: Rouge | OT | Lipstick and Makeup on the High Seas

P.S. if you liked either of those hilarious titles we have a similar sense of humor. Congrats!

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

Like my cat, but hate the way she sits on my lap.

 

[terrisus]

Assassin's Creed: Rouge | OT | Lipstick and Makeup on the High Seas

It has nothing on Rouge Squadron, and Rouge Leader: Rouge Squadron 2

 

[Jackben]

Maxcriden it's Friday, what are your weekend plans?

Oh buddy, I didn't even realize...I'm sorry.

 

[KittenMaster]

Maxcriden it's Friday, what are your weekend plans?

Oh buddy, I didn't even realize...I'm sorry.

What are YOUR weekend plans? *starts jotting notes*

 

[Cade]

FreakyFred |OT2| Maxcriden couldn't start this thread (Up: FF Banned)

 

[maxcriden]

Aww, you guys. I'm resting up from being sick since Weds. night. Taking the day off. Eli's sitting here snoozing and it's very sweet. My wife is generously doing the g-shoppin' for us. Planning to catch up on TV, play Klonoa, watch some j-dramas, study some Japanese, do some laundry, and play some Mv.DK.