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[terrisus]

Every car from 1889 looks like shit.


Every car from 2089 looks like shit.

Between "is all wine bad" and "dark chocolate is nasty", GAF is some kiddy board lately.

I think all wine is bad, and dark chocolate is nasty... >.>

 

[Brakke]

terry r u 8 y/o or

 

[Brakke]

NOW A THREAD HATIN ON QUEEN SORRY BROS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS WTF.

 

[terrisus]

terry r u 8 y/o or

Or just strange :þ



Man asks for slap and gets hugged.

 

[Masquerader]

A friend tried to present me an "offer I can't refuse". (Corleone Story inside)

 

[davepoobond]

A 5 page thread about my dick: what is the point of socks?

 

[Jackben]

It finally happened. Today was the day John Kowalski's shining light was snuffed out of the NeoGAF cosmos.

 

[Brakke]

Damn. RIP in Peace, Kowalski threads. I was a legit fan. "I want to win her heart" was lovely.

Ya blew it again, mods. Get on John's level. 2tender 4them.

 

[terrisus]

Honestly, most of the stuff we come up with in here was better >.>

 

[DBT85]

GAF, my penis has fallen off and is bleeding everywhere. Should I see the docs?

 

[hateradio]

GAF, my penis has fallen off and is bleeding everywhere. Should I see the docs?

That's too mundane. You need to add some pizazz.

My penis looks like a clown made out with it

(Thread then gorily details how penis is swollen, red and blue, and discharges tapioca pudding from the shaft. There's also a slight bit of itching, but that could be unrelated. Getting treatment is not mentioned once.)

 

[NateDog]

You are in Korea for 1 week, what women do you hunt down and sniff the hair of?

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

Casting DC's Captain Marvel

 

[Masquerader]

Very sure this amazon burger is trying to scam me

 

[terrisus]

Is it morally wrong to secretly murder someone and dispose of their body?

 

[hateradio]

LOL-ed out? A new way to LOL times 10! Find out how.

 

[maxcriden]

Am I the only Whopper that Four Cheeses not to vote?

 

[Jackben]

LOL-ed out? A new way to LOL times 10! Find out how.

I would click this banner ad, just to see what happened.

 

[Woorloog]

Ghostbusters kill Schrödinger's quantum cat

 

[Brakke]

Since I can't make a thread:

Favorite URLS:

goty.cx
phil.fish

 

[Calvero]

Naruto Manga Thread (OT) - SPOILERS GALORE

 

[Masquerader]

Shocking News: Advanced Warfare created by scientists in 'disturbing' lab experiment

 

[terrisus]

Forgetting what your data looks like....

Spoiler

Not forgetting that "data" is plural, and so it should be "data look like" >.>

 

[terrisus]

Since I can't make a thread:

Favorite URLS:

goty.cx
phil.fish

superfami.com

 

[terrisus]

I don't understand people who say "I'm not an alcoholic" when they're an alcoholic

 

[Get'sMad]

Getting boned for long subway rides

 

[Nyoro SF]

I don't understand people who say "I work tomorrow" when offered a glass of arsenic

 

[terrisus]

Would you date a pom star?

 

[NateDog]

Would you date a pom star?

Would you date a pawn star?

 

[Brakke]

Would you date a pawn star?

Would you date a palm star?

Spoiler

^ I guess this is an innuendo for someone renowned for giving HJs?

 

[terrisus]

Would you date a palm star?

Spoiler

^ I guess this is an innuendo for someone renowned for giving HJs?

Palmela Handerson

 

[Calvero]

Eyepatch As A Fashion Statement

thought this was a parody thread.

 

[Zombine]

I Enjoy Popcorn More When I Touch It

 

[maxcriden]

I don't understand people who say "I work tomorrow" when offered a glass of water

 

[maxcriden]

Shocking News: Advanced Warfare created by scientists in 'disturbing' lab experiment

Hon. Hon hon hon hon!! (French laugh)

 

[Gray Matter]

This isn't so much of a parody thread, but I kinda wanted to start a new GAF tradition that I thought would get nowhere.

My idea was (like I already did) change your avatar to a picture of you for the month of November.

What do you think? Good? Bad?

 

[salty_Josh]

This isn't so much of a parody thread, but I kinda wanted to start a new GAF tradition that I thought would get nowhere.

My idea was (like I already did) change your avatar to a picture of you for the month of November.

What do you think? Good? Bad?

<------- like this?

 

[terrisus]

<------- like this?

<------- like this?

Spoiler

I'm the one on the left

 

[Masquerader]

This isn't so much of a parody thread, but I kinda wanted to start a new GAF tradition that I thought would get nowhere.

My idea was (like I already did) change your avatar to a picture of you for the month of November.

What do you think? Good? Bad?

<---- Like this~?

Spoiler

I like the idea, but I doubt that many would actually go through with it.

Spoiler

... In addition, wow, you look pretty good.;p I doubt that the less good looking would do so so readily. ;-;

 

[terrisus]

GAF my roommate won't stop scratching my junk at night and it's driving me insane

Spoiler

I live with my wife >.>

 

[Gray Matter]

<------- like this?

Spoiler

I'm the one on the left

<------- like this?

You guys are doing it wrong

<---- Like this~?

Spoiler

I like the idea, but I doubt that many would actually go through with it.

Spoiler

... In addition, wow, you look pretty good.;p I doubt that the less good looking would do so so readily. ;-;

Yea, that wouldn't get nowhere

Spoiler

also thanks for the compliment

 

[Masquerader]

You guys are doing it wrong



Yea, that wouldn't get nowhere

Spoiler

also thanks for the compliment

I know for a fact that if people did put themselves as an avatar, they'd probably regret it instantly for whatever reason and take it down immediately. :c

Spoiler

And you're welcome~

GAF my roommate won't stop scratching my junk at night and it's driving me insane

Spoiler

I live with my wife >.>

One day, when you're older, Terry, you'll learn what sex is. However, today is not that day.

 

[daydream]

This isn't so much of a parody thread, but I kinda wanted to start a new GAF tradition that I thought would get nowhere.

My idea was (like I already did) change your avatar to a picture of you for the month of November.

What do you think? Good? Bad?

Real Pic January is already a tradition so it's not unheard of.

 

[terrisus]

One day, when you're older, Terry, you'll learn what sex is.

That sounds like a come-on... >.>

However, today is not that day.

<.<

 

[Gray Matter]

Real Pic January is already a tradition so it's not unheard of.

I haven't heard of that. Is it the same as my idea.

 

[daydream]

I haven't heard of that. Is it the same as my idea.

Oui.

 

[terrisus]

Real Pic January is already a tradition so it's not unheard of.

I haven't heard of that. Is it the same as my idea.

Oui.

Sí.

 

[Gray Matter]

Oui.

Well, I guess I started early.

 

[salty_Josh]

Well, I guess I started early.

The early bird gets the worm, right?

 

[Gray Matter]

The early bird gets the worm, right?

But what's the worm lol