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[Zombine]

George Lucas wants to do a sequel to Blazing Saddles.

 

[davepoobond]

Brian Williams will investigate NBC news on a helicopter

 

[terrisus]

What's your preferred Oscar Bait Movie?

What's you're preferred Jail B... oh, wait...

 

[terrisus]

My SO just told me she wants to get a FWB... help me GAF

 

[Arkos]

Does anyone else dream about having sex with Anamorphs?

Urge Thread Parodies

 

[Zombine]

Florida man claims 'photographer' suduced him into 'sperm tornado.'

 

[Arkos]

I sleep in my bed

 

[hipbabboom]

Do I have Anamorphile powers now?

 

[Zombine]

People don't throw their towels out after every shower?

 

[terrisus]

People shower?

 

[terrisus]

Chronic Anxiety GAF: How do you deal with Palpatine?



Wait so people reuse toilets?

 

[Arkos]

Dudes saying using the restroom is a choice

 

[terrisus]

I don't understand why the public perception is that the US lost the 1994 World Cup



Powerball jackpot up to $450. Time to pay again.

 

[terrisus]

I generally assume most underwater photographer orgasms resulting in a sperm whale tornado are poisonous shit.

 

[Timeaisis]

I generally assume most underwater photographer orgasms resulting in a sperm whale tornado are poisonous shit.

In 20 years time, when we eventually reach Parody Thread Urges 2:

Parody Thread Urges |OT2| underwater, photographer, sperm, whale, shit, tornado

EDIT: Well played, salty josh.

I imagine we'll keep going until:
Parody Thread Urges |OT2| sperm, shit, tornado, whale, and underwater.

 

[maxcriden]

Gonna pig out with a baby this afternoon

 

[Arkos]

"I mean it's all like, sharp"

 

[Brakke]

In 20 years time, when we eventually reach Parody Thread Urges 2:

Parody Thread Urges |OT2| underwater, photographer, sperm, whale, shit, tornado

I imagine we'll keep going until:
Parody Thread Urges |OT2| sperm, shit, tornado, whale, and underwater.

Yeh you two gotta kiss now that's still the rule.

 

[Timeaisis]

Yeh you two gotta kiss now that's still the rule.

Man, I'm kissing everyone in this thread.

 

[salty_Josh]

Man, I'm kissing everyone in this thread.

I'm down

 

[terrisus]

I generally assume most underwear orgasms are pointless

 

[Zombine]

No really I wanna have sex with an Anamorph. The horse alien ones.

Is anyone else desperate for PMs?

 

[Brakke]

Is anyone else desperate for PMs?

Is anyone else desperate for PMS?

Spoiler

lol no

 

[Zombine]

What should I do about my boner?

 

[MikeHattsu]

What Do Your Keyholes Look Like?

Where are you buying your SO for Valentine's Day?

 

[Masquerader]

Kanye Thread Urges

 

[Guevara]

I don't understand why the public perception is that the US won the Revolutionary War

 

[Zombine]

Boston Dynamic's New Robot-dong thing: Spunk, made for indoor and outdoor

 

[terrisus]

My SO just told me she wants to get me something for Valentine's Day... help me dump her, GAF

 

[davepoobond]

My SO just told me she wants to get me something for Valentine's Day... help me dump her, GAF

I thought you wanted to not get her a gift.


(Layered joke)

 

[Zombine]

So my mom doesnt know what a Zombine is, and I can't explain it to her.

 

[terrisus]

So my mom doesnt know what a Zombine is, and I can't explain it to her.

 

[terrisus]

Starbucks Are Killing the American Economy

 

[terrisus]

Major West Coast Storm to Hit Mid-Atlantic and New England Tuesday



Major East Coast Storm to Hit California Tuesday

 

[davepoobond]

Middle East Storm to hit box offices next summer in X-Men: Second Class

 

[red731]

Wait, so people don't use new plates after one use?

 

[explodet]

Spider-Man is Eating the Marvel Cinematic Universe

 

[Arkos]

A set of car keys, a lotto ticket, a Batman pez dispenser, and some change

 

[terrisus]

A set of car keys, a lotto ticket, a Batman pez dispenser, and some change

Also, I initially read that 2nd item as "a lota"

 

[Zombine]

Chubby Step

 

[Timeaisis]

Do you have a GAF-Life balance?

 

[terrisus]

Do you have a GAF-Life balance?

No >.>

 

[davepoobond]

What is Terrisus doing in the Online Dating thread? Isn't he married?

 

[terrisus]

What is Terrisus doing in the Parody Thread Urges? Isn't he a parody?

 

[terrisus]

Employee throws tantrum after getting McHired


Employee throws tantrum after getting McFired

 

[Coreda]

Piloting a plane and I've forgotten everything, GAF what do?!

The BSOD Thread |OT| Masochistic Nostalgia Memories

 

[terrisus]

NeoGAF logo on GAF

 

[Timeaisis]

Chris Pratt eyeing Chris Pratt for Chris Pratt role in upcoming Chris Pratt movie.

 

[Zombine]

Have you ever experienced a shit Tornado?

 

[Timeaisis]

Have you ever experienced a shit Tornado?

I knew this was coming immediately when I saw that thread in OT.

Spoiler

Honestly, I'm kind of jealous you beat me to it.