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[terrisus]

How has getting older affected your experience with age gap dates?

 

[terrisus]

GAF, what do you know about all-inclusive vaccinations?

 

[Timeaisis]

Timeaisis to debut new smartphone app for telling you when to leave a restaurant

Great, the notification feature doesn't work right, so I have to sit here at the table staring at it >.>

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[terrisus]

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[Timeaisis]

Also, that was a subtle joke that terry and max are actually the same person.

 

[terrisus]

George Lucas ate at Panera Bread today

Also, that was a subtle joke that terry and max are actually the same person.

I wish >.>

 

[Zombine]

George Lucas Performed With Pantera Today.

 

[terrisus]

I'm about to experience my first wage gap date

I make $20k. She makes $80k.
How do we split the tip?

 

[Brakke]

I'm about to experience my first wage gap date

I make $20k. She makes $80k.
How do we split the tip?

Let her take the tip, Terry.

Spoiler

<.<

 

[terrisus]

Let her take the tip, Terry.

Spoiler

<.<

Just the tip?

Spoiler

>.>

 

[maxcriden]

Report: Erykah Badu looking to enter self-driving car

(OMG this is my best one in a while)

 

[terrisus]

I don't get it >.>

 

[Guevara]

Dating in the "Star Wars" universe is really frustrating.

 

[terrisus]

Paris's Laptop stolen in Kanye

 

[Brakke]

People in webinars who talk a lot but you have no idea what a webinar even is

 

[M0nochromatic]

Should I tip my webinar?
Should I punch people who use "webinar" I un-ironically?


False memories of posting parody threads implanted in sleeping gaffer,

 

[Timeaisis]

DC Comics superhero to join Grindr

Wait that's real.

 

[Timeaisis]

Timeaisis to debut new smartphone app for telling you when to leave a restaurant

maxcriden to debut new smartphone app for telling you when to stop making threads

Spoiler

<3

 

[terrisus]

The Junior, or Member and Back Again - a maxcriden tale

Spoiler

=(

 

[Brakke]

;_;

Such a quick turn from Junior back to Member, followed by such a quick turn back to Junior. The Maxc story is an emotional roller coaster, damn.

Spoiler

free maxc

 

[Calvero]

Don't you hate it when people hold doors for you?

 

[Timeaisis]

NeoGAF Greatest NeoGAF Thread Of All Time (March 2015) - Voting Thread

 

[terrisus]

My co-worker just emailed me and said "your (inappropriate content) are out, Max."



My co-worker just emailed me and said "you're a Junior, Max."

Spoiler

I'm sorry =(

I Never Learned How to Be Married



I Never Learned How to Be Me



My doctor just stuck her finger in my what?



I just stuck my finger in my doctor's butt

 

[Timeaisis]

My Doctor just stuck her butt on my finger

 

[M0nochromatic]

How much should I tip a Police Officer for not hurting me?

 

[NateDog]

Facebook removes feelings due to online petition

 

[NateDog]

I Don't Believe That Video Game Streakers Deserve Any Compensation

Recommend me a turn-pager

Music artists with long, dripping, wet spells

Bill Cosby wears pajamas in creepy new porno video

 

[terrisus]

Music artists with long dry penis

 

[maxcriden]

maxcriden, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
1.Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
2.If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Log OutHome

 

[terrisus]

maxcriden, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
1.Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
2.If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Log OutHome

=(

 

[terrisus]

This Millennium Falcon is made from paper

Just came across this while browsing Sci-Fi modeler. 99% paper according to the builder.

"This model is 99% made of paper and is 38' long. It took me 4 years to build. I used photos found on internet to do this. To make lights I used fiber optics and LEDs."

Spoiler

(Wondering if someone can catch the change I made :þ)

 

[terrisus]

I Love Spiders

Spoiler

(Wait a minute... no I don't! >.>)

 

[Masquerader]

Facebook removes 'feeling American' emoticon due to online petition

 

[Brakke]

Spoiler

(Wondering if someone can catch the change I made :þ)

Spoiler

" -> '

That would be a bigass paper ship.

 

[terrisus]

Spoiler

" -> '

That would be a bigass paper ship.

 

[Brakke]

Classic.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Jokes using spoiler text boxes won't work on Dark Theme users, says President Obama.

 

[terrisus]

Jokes using spoiler text boxes won't work on Dark Theme users, says President Obama.

Thanks, Obama.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Palcohol: Powdered alcohol is coming to a liquor store near you. You can snort it too! And Bake It into Brownies! Not To Mention Pouring it Into Your Eye!

Thanks, Obama.

 

[davepoobond]

NASA: space tastes salty

 

[salty_Josh]

NASA: space tastes like salty_Josh

 

[terrisus]

NASA: space tastes like salty_Josh

NASA: salty_Josh tastes like space.

 

[Timeaisis]

NSA: salty_Josh tastes like chicken

 

[Zombine]

What smells worse: coffee piss or asparagus piss?

 

[terrisus]

What smells worse: coffee piss or asparagus piss?

What tastes worse: coffee piss or asparagus piss?


What tastes worse: coffee or asparagus?

 

[Timeaisis]

What tastes worse: space or salty_Josh?

 

[terrisus]

Anonymous target Kanye west with bizzare video


Title is unchanged from the actual thread. However, read as: An anonymous (unknown) person named Kanye is targeted from the west (direction) with a video of a misspelled word.

 

[terrisus]

WSJ: Clinton launching April bid in 2016


WSJ: April launching Clinton bid in 2016


April: Clinton launching WSJ bid in 2016


etc.

 

[Zombine]

What tastes worse: Space or a salty jock?

 

[Timeaisis]

GAF: Penis battling circumcision has cut and run