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[NeckToChicken]

Hourly Employees : How often do you clean yourself?

 

[M0nochromatic]

Russia seeks to summon demons to fight the western influence.

 

[terrisus]

Just got hired for NSA!!



I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it," and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me... It'll happen to you!

 

[iMax]

Andrew Garfield to play Peter Parker in 'Spider-Man' Reboot

 

[Zombine]

So there isn't really a giant Iron Curtain in Russia?

 

[terrisus]

Just got hired for TSEliot!!

 

[terrisus]

17 Years Ago, 8,000 Women Reproduced for Every One Man

 

[Zombine]

How do I convince my sister to give away her "kitty"?

 

[Brakke]

How do I convince my sister to give away her "kitty"?

Was so tempted to make this joke in that thread but I already got one ban for an incest joke... don't want that to become the Brakke #brand.

 

[Zombine]

Was so tempted to make this joke in that thread but I already got one ban for an incest joke... don't want that to become the Brakke #brand.

Best to leave it here. I brought some parody thread silliness to a real thread and caught a ban as well. Nobody here knew though

 

[terrisus]

Graham Nash announces retirement

Was so tempted to make this joke in that thread but I already got one ban for an incest joke... don't want that to become the Brakke #brand.

Best to leave it here. I brought some parody thread silliness to a real thread and caught a ban as well. Nobody here knew though

nofunallowed.jpg

 

[Anustart]

How do I get my sister to give away her puppet?

 

[Brakke]

Fraternity Suspended over Lisa Frank notebook detailing who is the cutest boy in school

 

[terrisus]

No country should veto U.N. Squadron power



Russia to Denmark: "We'll sink your battleship!"

 

[Blackhead]

SunhiLegend Ascension Thread

 

[terrisus]

Just got hired for TSR!!

 

[davepoobond]

Good uses for Comic Sans

 

[terrisus]

Mission Impossible Rouge Nation Teaser

 

[Timeaisis]

Best Bowser?

 

[terrisus]

Best Bowser?

I thought I posted that already, but I guess not :þ

 

[NateDog]

When a clubbing company is told they can do whatever they want by the Japanese fishermen

 

[Timeaisis]

I thought I posted that already, but I guess not :þ

We can kiss anyway, if you want.

 

[terrisus]

We can kiss anyway, if you want.

 

[Escalario]

"The possibility of Sony/Microsoft games on a Nintendo console"
This whole week was a goldmine for parody threads at gaming side. And hey, there's actually precedents of Microsoft games on Nintendo's portables lol.

 

[terrisus]

"The possibility of Sony/Microsoft games on a Nintendo console"
This whole week was a goldmine for parody threads at gaming side. And hey, there's actually precedents of Microsoft games on Nintendo's portables lol.

And Sony games on Nintendo systems.

 

[Escalario]

And Sony games on Nintendo systems.

Yeah, I've completely forgot that they made few games for Nintendo's consoles before going 1st party

 

[M0nochromatic]

I'm Anti-Anti-Pickles

 

[Cizeta-Moroder]

Searched and didn't find.
What are your personal examples of catastrophic disorientation?

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I need a tablet for calculus

 

[NateDog]

Pickle Thread Urges

 

[terrisus]

I'm Anti: Pick O

 

[terrisus]

is it too much to expect a romantic partner who knows the difference between "to" and "too?"


is it too much to expect two romantic partners?


is it too much to expect a romantic partner?



Steve Jobs: where you do almost nothing



Denny's to expand "The Den" to more locations, a restaurant focusing on S&M



Where do the flowers go?!



Beeng aybl too rite iz awezum

 

[J10]

I am reading a terrible thread and I can't stop. More info at http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=891377&page=8

 

[Coreda]

Cats Appreciation and Fun |OT| A Ball of a Thread

 

[Zombine]

Madonna's "Adventure Machine"

 

[explodet]

Why Children Need Clones (WSJ)

Why Children Need Choppa (WSHH)

 

[Zombine]

Official Smashing Blumpkins Thread (UK)

 

[terrisus]

So are porn videos and their websites predisposed to bad "streaming"/"loading"

 

[morningbus]

It seems like Bloodborne day comes earlier and earlier each year.

 

[Masquerader]

What is it about threads on GAF that they end up in failure?

 

[Timeaisis]

Indiana Jones OKs controversial religious freedom bill

 

[davepoobond]

Slavery cap for entertainment business?

 

[terrisus]

My sister is the last person on Earth


My sister is the laziest person on Mars

 

[weekend_warrior]

Can I just shave my balls?

 

[terrisus]

Holy crap, Ovaltine lids and .gif peanut lids fit perfectly on the opposite container



Can I "shave" my "head?" - another NeoGAF circumcision thread.

 

[terrisus]

Do they really kill you if you dont pay your Gamestop preorder?



Do they really kill you if you dont play The Last of Us?



Fucking Comcast...(cable tech "rental")

 

[Timeaisis]

Haven't played a videogame in like 3 hours. How about you?

 

[terrisus]

Girlfriend got stuck in airport. I gifted her an airplane. Chivalry in 2215, man.


Girlfriend got stuck in AIport. I gifted a robot to her. Chivalry in 2515, man.

 

[Timeaisis]

Girlfriend got stuck in AIport. I gifted a robot to her. Chivalry in 2515, man.

Girlfriend got stuck in AIport. I rebooted her. Chivalry in 2515, man.

 

[terrisus]

FCC Commissioner asks Congress to disband his department...

 

[terrisus]

Girlfriend got stuck in airport. I got out of talking to her. Playing Chivalry instead, man.