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[Morrigan Stark]

All firmware updatable dildo controllers are now Switch compatible!

 

[Fat4all]

Will Mario Odyssey be 'bigger' than Jesus?

 

[Browny]

So how about that heatwave this week in Birmingham?

Spoiler

Srsly it's too funding hot here guys.

 

[Hambulance]

Why do Americans put American in front of stuff?

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Got my MBA!…but maybe I'm a creep down? Oops.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Rolling Stone's Top 100 Greatest Marvel Movies Of All Time

 

[Earthbound64]

Player's tha't don't us'e mic's i'n M'P centri'c game's ru'in the'm

P'l'a'y'e'r's t'h'a't d'o'n't u's'e m'i'c's i'n M'P c'e'n't'r'i'c g'a'm'e's r'u'i'n t'h'e'm

Players that overuse apostrophes ruin them

 

[Earthbound64]

In other news (posting this in Parody Threads since it would make a funny thread, but get locked)

Fruit of the Loo

 

[Timeaisis]

Nintendo interviewed about cosplay: "We're trying to be more flexible as a company"

Spoiler

Consider this a follow-up to my last joke.

 

[Earthbound64]

Orcanized Crime is Out of Control


(Yes, I just copied the actual title)

 

[parrotbeak]

Say goodbye to castrations in 2,500 U.S. McDonalds by the end of 2017.

Vaccination time woohoo 2017!

 

[Browny]

Say goodbye to castrations in 2,500 U.S. McDonalds by the end of 2017.

Vaccination time woohoo 2017!

Castration time woohoo 2017!

 

[Earthbound64]

Vacation time voodoo 2017!

 

[StayDead]

I don't get why Sega doesn't make Initial D games for Switch...

 

[explodet]

Anyone been discriminated for having potatoes?

 

[Earthbound64]

"Bill Cosby" to hold "town halls" to educate "young athletes" about how to "be careful"



Alabama High School cancels reading after backlash



Hermione Granger is 20 years old - NSFW

 

[NateDog]

Can you identify these "instruments"?

 

[Amalthea]

Fishing games are overrated

Spoiler

Said no one ever.

 

[Earthbound64]

Fishing games are overrated

Spoiler

Said no one ever.

Definitely not Shigesato Itoi.

 

[paparazzo]

Roger Stone's Top 100 Greatest Methodical Amoebas Of All Time

 

[Fat4all]

I touched a stranger's cat at work and the police took my info down...

 

[Earthbound64]

I touched a stranger's cat at work and the police took my info down...

 

[Hambulance]

What's the point of Redtube?

 

[MikeHattsu]

Would you quit a job you hate cuz u're in love with your boss?

I touched a stranger at work and the police took my info down...

 

[parrotbeak]

Current state of droids (BB8-related)

 

[Browny]

Current state of droids (BB8-related)

Current state of Audi (S8-related)

 

[Earthbound64]

Who's currently the Leader of the Flea World?

Who's currently the Leader of the Flee World?



I blocked 3 out of 2 toilets at work today......



Kellyanne Conway on cuts to Medicaid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyH4qLINbrM



Strangest things that you've licked in public restrooms?



Handy-Gaf: I messed up a screw. I need a handy, GAF

 

[Brakke]

GAF, did i overreact today at Worf?

he said:

 

[NateDog]

Would you quit a job you love cuz u hate the universe?

 

[Fat4all]

WWE, LeVar Burton in talks for Raw appearance in LA

 

[Earthbound64]

The jackass that put the 4th of July on damn July 4.

 

[Fantomas]

Help me name my new god

 

[bluethree]

Will robots take on the mob?

 

[Browny]

Will robots give me a handjob?

 

[parrotbeak]

WWE, LeVar Burton in talks for Raw appearance in LA

TNG, LeVar Burton in talks for Reading Rainbow appearance in LA

One will protect you, the other nine are killing to come on you...

 

[Amalthea]

Choose wisely.

 

[Earthbound64]

Scientists create fluid with negative ass in lab

Scientists create fluid with negative mass in Tab

 

[themagicalkitsune]

So uhh, I don't know how to start a thread title

 

[Schlorgan]

So uhh, I don't know how to start a thread title

Wow.

 

[Earthbound64]

So uhh, I don't know how to start a thread title

Yeah, threads starting with "So" are basically a plague.


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Salad-tossing GAF - What is your go to "dressing"?



I think I've been pooping wrong my entire life.

 

[Fat4all]

Anyone with COCKS internet got an email about 1 ft. cap?

 

[Schlorgan]

I think I've been whipping wrong my whole life.

 

[Zombine]

The best and worst survivors in RU by city metro area, 2033 edition

 

[Earthbound64]

Just bought a switch, few questions - BDSM OT

 

[Brakke]

Exhilarating Video of Woman Shaving Her Boyfriend with Nair

 

[MikeHattsu]

Has a potential employer ever sexted you out of the blue?

Remembering our edgelords

 

[Brakke]

Was Luigi Mario the saddest non-goth kid ever in games?

 

[Fat4all]

how do you know when to drink a milkshake?

 

[Browny]

How do you know when to stop a hand job?

 

[torre_avenue]

Is this name too similar to Batman bin Suparman?