PO: Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And theres a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so fucking grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley [Snipes] was just fucking crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldnt come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the setthey let everyone pick their own clothesthere was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word Garbage on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him.
But he comes on and goes, Theres only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says Garbage? You racist motherfucker! And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer.
So later that night, Ron Perlman was in the city. Everyone who makes movies in Vancouver stays in the same hotel. Its like an episode of The Love Boat. Every time the elevator stops, youve got a different celebrity getting on. Like, [announcer voice] Hey, now weve got Danny Glover! So we went out that night to some strip club, and we were all drinking. And there were a bunch of bikers there, so David says to them, Ill pay for all your drinks if you show up to set tomorrow and pretend to be my security. Wesley freaked out and went back to his trailer. [Laughs.] And the next day, Wesley sat down with David and was like, I think you need to quit. Youre detrimental to this movie. And David was like, Why dont you quit? Weve got all your close-ups, and we could shoot the rest with your stand-in. And that freaked Wesley out so much that, for the rest of the production, he would only communicate with the director through Post-it notes. And he would sign each Post-it note From Blade. [Laughs.]
AVC: Theres a rumor that he tried to stay in character the entire shoot.
PO: Oh yeah, he did. When I met him I was like, Hi! And he was like, Im Blade. And also, Natasha Lyonne was on that set, and she was going through some kind of mental breakdown. Wesley is all boundaries, and she has no boundaries. She played a blind computer expert. So the first scene they had together, she put her hand right on his face, and he just recoiled. It was awesome.
AVC: If you were trying to be in character all the time as a vampire killer, being high all the time might not help.
PO: A lot of the lines that Ryan Reynolds has were just a result of Wesley not being there. We would all just think of things for him to say and then cut to Wesleys face not doing anything because thats all we could get from him. It was kind of funny. We were like, What are the worst jokes and puns that we can say to this guy? And then it would just be his face going, Mmm. Smiles are contagious. Its so, so dumb. [Laughs.] That was an example of a very troubled shoot that we made fun. You have to find a way to make it fun.
AVC: In a weird sort of way, it sounds like Wesley Snipes united the production against himself. Everyone had a common enemy.
PO: Everyone was just like, This is going to be such a great story. Im in this business for two reasons: the money and the anecdotes. Thats all I want. I either want to do the best films or the fucking worst films. I dont want to do the eh film.
