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[Recon]

Pretty funny anecdotes...but Blade 3 was shit and it wasn't Wesley's fault.

Were you on set and know all the intricate behind the scene details? Or are you just talking without actually knowing anything to back your statement up? I, for one, dont know either way why Blade 3 turned out the way it did, but Im not gonna pretend like I know.

 

[LakeEarth]

The Weird Al Show (1997)—“Seymour”
PO: Yeah, that was another one that I forget how I got that part. I went on and did this weird scene about guys trying to conform. It was a weird parallel between what was going on in the alternative scene. The alternative scene became just as exclusionary and elitist as the people we were originally making fun of. Nobody becomes a better excluder than the formally excluded. If you look at Andy Warhol’s Factory, they were excluded and then they started to exclude. So I was able to bring a lot of that to that character. I worked on it for half a day, but years later I went to see a movie—I think it was Alien Resurrection—and I was standing outside. And Weird Al and his wife walk past me, and he was just like, “Hi, Patton.” He remembered me from just talking to me for a few hours several years before. He is as cool as everyone thinks he is.

Fucking awesome.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Good shit.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

I love Oswalt, he's so awesome

 

[NinjaFridge]

It's rather comforting to hear that Weird Al is as awesome as he seems.

 

[FairyD]

It's a shame, I had high hopes for Blade 3. I enjoyed Blade 1 and 2 and was excited when Blade 3 was coming out. Such a train wreck.

Marvel has the rights to Blade again right? Maybe we'll get another movie in a couple of years.

 

[Adam Blade]

You guys know that wasn't Ryan Reynolds at the end of Wolverine, right? He had to do other movies so they had another actor (a stuntman, basically) play evil Deadpool.

They had to come up with an excuse to have this new Deadpool look and sound totally different. By having the mouth shut, they got around the "sound different" part pretty easily...

Who you calling a stuntman?

 

[- J - D -]

Blade Trinity was the movie that got Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Alba to become super buff and toned, and that's all I remember about it.

 

[TUROK]

I always really liked Snipes as an actor. It's a shame to see that's he's paper-bag-on-the-head-and-bottle-of-vodka-in-the-ass crazy.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Personally I thought Blade 2 was garbage. Horrible CGI too.

I'm with you. The first Blade was the only one I really liked. I'd still rather watch Blade 3 than 2. It was more fun in a dumb way.

 

[Escape Goat]

The vampire ninjas made out of rubber were pretty funny in Blade 2. And the awful CGI fight between Blade and his vampire girlfriend.

 

[Raonak]

When I met him I was like, “Hi!” And he was like, “I’m Blade.”

amazing. seems like someone should make a documentry or something about his crazy antics

 

[ShineALight]

I saw Wesley Snipes at a Seattle airport and he was really short and wearing an all-white suit and had at least two really tall (comparatively, anyway) babes with him. They were wearing tight, provocative dresses.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Good shit.

Can't remember anything about Blade 3 except that I somehow enjoyed it, and there was a werewolf at the end (I think).

 

[RedSwirl]

Yes, shitty sidekick and a shitty crew of vampires in there too. Only Perlman was good. Donnie Yen was underutlized and I think he's character disappeared randomly too.

Fuck that was Donnie Yen?!

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Is somebody talking shit about Blade 2 in this thread?!

YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHOM YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

Whore mouths need to be shut. Blade 2 is one of the greatest comic movies ever.

You want to talk trash about some ropey CGI that was all the rage at that time in cinema? Why? BECAUSE BLADE IS BLACK?!

Why don't you haters go direct all of that venom at the entirety of the Raimi Spiderbomb movies and their god AWFUL CGI spiderman? All day. Every day. FOR FREE!

. . .

I'M CALM! >:|

Sadly Snipes sounded like a engorged bell-end on his Blade 2 DVD commentary, just the most banal dudebro nonsense.

Blade 3 was de poo poo!

We need to go back in time and make Guillermo del Toro's Blade 3!

In the meantime, I'm still holding out hope for my Blade/Ghost Rider team-up movie. I may have to set up a Kickstarter for this since Cage will do anything, and Snipes will need the money.

Oh yeah, and when the hell will Gallow Walker release?! >:|