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[Myggen]

The PAX Prime Royal Rumble starts 10am Pacific. It can be watched here and here.

It starts in:

Against the better judgment of all involved, we're back for the 3rd Annual PAX Rumble! Except this is really our 3rd Rumble in 2 years, but we're just so dang excited! 30 incredibly talented members of the gaming community will crowd around a Nintendo 64-era wrestling game and yell at each other for your amusement. Previous PAX wrestling panels have seen a man in American flag pants power bombed through a table, bottles broken over the head of a doctor wearing a velvet tracksuit, and a Diet Coke can who died and was resurrected by magic. What barely containable chaos will unfold this time around? How much longer will Penny Arcade permit this nonsense? The next step is involving actual professional wrestlers, right? Life is strange.

Promos:
Dr. Tracksuit
Dirty Dan Ryckert
Professa Killah
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION Samantha Kalman
The Dogwalker
The Notorious Danny O'Dwyer
Tim Turi

 

[alr1ght]

Welcome to

 

[Volotaire]

DR Tracksuit has this. Team GFB!

 

[Zaph]

Oh yes

Will Dirty Dan shave his head again?

 

[DamnBoxes]

GO DREWSHI !!!

 

[Jamie OD]

Guaranteed to be a better Rumble than the one WWE had earlier this year.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

GFB gonna blow it

i can feel it

 

[Keyser Soze]

RYCKERT WINS LOL

 

[Volotaire]

.

 

[chaobreaker]

It's time.

 

[slightconfuse]

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lol

 

[so1337]

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Tracksuit repping for High Voltage Software? What a sellout.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Thanks for the great OP as always, Myggen.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Sound on stream....

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Is there a YouTube stream for this?

 

[Numb]

Here we go again.

 

[Marvel]

Lets do THIS?

 

[Numb]

Lets do THIS?

Twitch link this time so no stream fuckery.
Let's hope.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I started thinking of the possibility of Xavier Woods appearing, then thought about him having to clear such nonsense with Stephanie McMahon, then started laughing.

 

[NumberThree]

I hope the audio is good this time.

 

[loki 16]

Push Dr. Tracksuit

 

[akileese]

This is already worth it.

 

[tchocky]

I started thinking of the possibility of Xavier Woods appearing, then thought about him having to clear such nonsense with Stephanie McMahon, then started laughing.

I think he is going to be at PAXeast but he has a WWE show tonight.

 

[Myggen]

I hope the audio is good this time.

Bad audio is part of the experience.

 

[Numb]

Gold.

 

[slightconfuse]

LOL DANNY

 

[Hagi]

Danny is fucking awesome.

 

[Intheflorsh]

These guys are better at promos than 90% of the WWE roster.

 

[mnz]

I hope the audio is good this time.

Doesn't sound like it...

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Team Kish.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

ITS THE STINGER

 

[alr1ght]

If they leave that giant hashtag bug on the screen all show I'm going to be angry.

 

[Zaph]

"Dan? Can't even eat mayonnaise without getting flashbacks to his days in the church choir"

I think Danny cut the strongest promo. That line is pretty good.

 

[Sonicbug]

Danny and Mary's promos are amazing.

 

[Hagi]

"Dan? Can't even eat mayonnaise without getting flashbacks to his days in the church choir"

I think Danny cut the strongest promo. That line is pretty good.

lol I was waiting for him to call someone a cunt

 

[slightconfuse]

Looool @ jeff danny burn

 

[pantsattack]

Are the whereabouts of Austin Creed known?

 

[Numb]

Dr.Tracksuit alittle intense.

 

[so1337]

"Dan? Can't even eat mayonnaise without getting flashbacks to his days in the church choir"

I think Danny cut the strongest promo. That line is pretty good.

Hahahahaha. Holy shit.

 

[Nibel]

Dr.Tracksuit for Smash pls

 

[Hagi]

 

[EnlightenedMint]

"Dan? Can't even eat mayonnaise without getting flashbacks to his days in the church choir"

I think Danny cut the strongest promo. That line is pretty good.

Yeah, I lost it at that part.

 

[alr1ght]

I'm sad at no D-Leazy promo this year.

 

[FHIZ]

They're going to run out of time after playing all the promos, aren't they?

 

[imBask]

Tracksuit is a fraud, it's just Jeff Gerstmann with glasses. #BuryDrTracksuit

 

[Jabronium]

D-Leazy needs to run a survey, Scott Hall nWo style. One more for the good guys.

 

[alr1ght]

They're going to run out of time after playing all the promos, aren't they?

They have a 2 hour block. All the other ones were under 1.5 hours.

 

[Eggbok]

1985 with the modern gameinformer covers in the background lol.
just perfect.

 

[Zaph]

They have a 2 hour block. All the other ones were under 1.5 hours.

Nice, for some reason I thought they only had 1 hour this year.

 

[neshcom]

Seattle...WOOF
What an old-school dig lol