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Pee Diddy wants a black version of 'Ocean's Eleven'
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Escape Goat
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Fantastic.
soundwave05
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Actually, a good movie with Denzel, Chris Tucker, Sam Jackson, et all would be pretty cool.
Then they could have the token white guy, like John Travolta in the mix.
Then they could have the token white guy, like John Travolta in the mix.
Zelda-Bitch
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What about Soul Plane?
Cerebral Palsy
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Don Cheadle and Bernie Mac not black enough?
soundwave05
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Bud said:
Yeah actually I think Puffy has a good idea here, a black Ocean's 11 would probably be a big hit.
The only thing is Puffy shouldn't be in it :lol
You'd probably want Denzel, Sam Jackson, Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Jamie Foxx, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Danny Glover, Morgan Freeman, Don Cheadle, Halle Berry (I'd prefer K.D. Aubert, but Berry is the bigger star), and then your token white guy (lets say Travolta) and lets just add Jet Li into the cast for the hell of it.
The Take Out Bandit
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YEAH MU'FUGGA WHATCHOO GOTS TO SAY NOW?!
Ninja Scooter
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that many black people together in one place? The police will have something to say about that.
The Take Out Bandit
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Holy shit!
Billy Zane was in Posse?!
BLACK POWER!
Billy Zane was in Posse?!
BLACK POWER!
Cerebral Palsy
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:lol
SlickWilly223
Time ta STEP IT UP
Why doesn't he just watch the original movie?
Sammy Davis Junior > P-Diddy
Besides, the rest of the guys in the movie are Sicilian... they're black enough.
Sammy Davis Junior > P-Diddy
Besides, the rest of the guys in the movie are Sicilian... they're black enough.
Ninja Scooter
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btw, does Pdiddy have an original thought in his head? He just wants to "blackify" everything. Black Oceans 11, Black James Bond. He was probably involved somehow in that new Bernie Mac/Aston Kusher movie "We need a black Meet the Parents! WHERE DA BLACK PEOPLE AT!?!".
The Take Out Bandit
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Um, actually that's just a shitty remake of a formerly serious movie. But since White Coonage is all the rage now (Bringing Down the House), it's time for more crazy hijinks with those wacky honkys!
That's White People Vs. Black People flash animation aptly summarized the whole media based race struggle in under 30 seconds.
WHITE PEOPLE! NNN NNN NEE NEN NEEE!
BLACK PEOPLE! DOOP DOO DOO DOO!
Wish I could find a link.
FOUND! :lol
Cauliflower of Love
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That animation has nothing on homer's explanation.
aparisi2274
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Peeeee Diddy can eat my ass with a spoon. Oceans 11 was a classic, one of the better Rat Pack movies. The remake was good, and I dont think we need another remake.
hell they already ruined The Honeymooners.
Hey lets tell P. Diddy that we will let him make a black O11, if we can make a white Shaft movie, or a white Roots movie.
hell they already ruined The Honeymooners.
Hey lets tell P. Diddy that we will let him make a black O11, if we can make a white Shaft movie, or a white Roots movie.
The Take Out Bandit
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I would be up for that. The horrible struggles of well off suburban children.
"Father, can I borrow the keys to the Ferrari?"
"Toby, you can't go to the mall with your friends today!"
"You can't stop me! I will go to Banana Republic when I want to!"
Yes, just to spite those phoney suburbanites I had to suffer during the holidays. Fuckin' shorts and sandals in the Cleveland winter. Idiots.
Ninja Scooter
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Manics said:
Yo...Yo...Yo...The hills be alive yo...CHECK IT!
Escape Goat
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Ninja Scooter said:
Isn't The Wiz all we really needed?
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
It's bad boy, baby. Can't stop...won't stop. Nu-uh, nu-uh.
*does jig*
*does jig*
Denzel Washington is a crappy actor because he's black and as a white person, I can't relate to him. Jamie Foxx should stick to crappy tv shows because he's black and I can't relate to him. Kurosawa's movies might be good, but I get nothing from them because all of the cast is Asian and I can't relate to them.
Does P. Diddy realize how much of an ignorant racist he is being? He's a supporter of segregation.
Does P. Diddy realize how much of an ignorant racist he is being? He's a supporter of segregation.
Prince of Space
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How about a white Blacula? I just couldn't relate to that character at all, either. :\
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
But instead of robbing a casino they decide to rob 6 Popeyes Chicken's AT THE SAME TIME!
Apharmd Battler
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Why is anyone even listening to P.Diddy. He's obviously talikng out of his ass as usual. If you're gonna complain, complain about mainstreaming crap to please the status quo. Like when McFarlane through in D.B. Sweeny into the Spawn movie and diverging from the comic because he was told by movie execs that having two main black characters would make the movie be percieved as a 'black' movie and therefore no dollars. A couple years later, Blade comes out and shows Hollywood just how 'outdated' thier thinking is. Then David Goyer screws it up by making Blade 3 something to appeal to current MTV demographic.
Then movies like Barbershop and Bringing Down the House come out and make huge loot then Hollywood turns around and says that Urban movies no longer mean black......WTF?! (i.e. now since these movies make money let's get a piece of the action).
Anyway, the point is, P.Diidy should stick to doing HIS thing and stay mute on matters he knows nothing of. My $0.02!!
Then movies like Barbershop and Bringing Down the House come out and make huge loot then Hollywood turns around and says that Urban movies no longer mean black......WTF?! (i.e. now since these movies make money let's get a piece of the action).
Anyway, the point is, P.Diidy should stick to doing HIS thing and stay mute on matters he knows nothing of. My $0.02!!
The Take Out Bandit
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Spawn sucked.
Not even James Earl Jones could save spawn.
You could genetically engineer a super black man using James Earl Jones, Flavor Flav, Ernest Borgnine, and James Brown and Spawn would still be a shitty - have your cake and eat it too concept. McFarlane is a twat. Twat! Twat! Twat! Twat! Twat! Twat! Got that out of my system.
Sounds like Blade 3 was consistent with Blade. The only good Blade is Blade 2, motherfuckers! Yeaaaaahhhhhh!
It helped that they took a third rate character with a stick up his ass, and paired him up with a bunch of interesting characters, then added SUPER VAMPIRES and OH HOLY SHIT FIGHT SCENES!
Yeah bitch, Blade 2 - you like it like that! I knew you did.
* smacks that ass
The Take Out Bandit
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Ernest Fucking Borgnine!
MUCH RESPECT!
MUCH RESPECT!
Puff Daddy is funny. He's a walking case study of the lengths many black men will go to shed their identity.
His anglophilia is rather sad. He throws parties for the likes of Trump and Martha Stewart; he invites Kevin Costner to his Hampton digs; he goes to clubs dressed like a Harvard preppy.
"I want to be like white"
That's PeeDiddy's new motto.
His anglophilia is rather sad. He throws parties for the likes of Trump and Martha Stewart; he invites Kevin Costner to his Hampton digs; he goes to clubs dressed like a Harvard preppy.
"I want to be like white"
That's PeeDiddy's new motto.
WrathOfOtaibah
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Does anyone give a shit about Piss Diddy anymore?
- His albums don't sell (Bad Boy has flopped)
- He's wrecking what little rep he has with Making the Band 2 & 3
- He's on ProActiv commercials now
I think he throws lavish parties and sells a clothing line. Therefore, his opinions about movies are null, void, and discarded. Maybe if he put out a decent album, people can take his opinions seriously.
- His albums don't sell (Bad Boy has flopped)
- He's wrecking what little rep he has with Making the Band 2 & 3
- He's on ProActiv commercials now
I think he throws lavish parties and sells a clothing line. Therefore, his opinions about movies are null, void, and discarded. Maybe if he put out a decent album, people can take his opinions seriously.
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