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Penis car totalled. :( Where do I go from here?

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Pimpwerx

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Dun dun dun...another one bites the dust. :( Rest In Pieces little buddy. We won't be pulling anymore pussy together.

Anyway, the car went to that tuner shop in the sky a couple weeks ago. I'm currently tooling around in my dad's Explorer like some soccer mom. This ain't no fun. After my Corolla gets out of the shop, I'm gonna be dicking around in that too. That damn sure ain't fun. I won't be able to get anything new until Summer, but it doesn't hurt to start shopping around from now. I'm looking for suggestions on what to get. Here's the short list for now:

1. 00-02 MR2 Spyder
- What can I say? I fell in love with this impractical little car. Not a dragster, but it's no nimble and so fun to drive, it makes driving nearly anything else feel like a limp, unsatisfying experience. Before the wreck, I fully intended on keeping my Spyder for life. I'd gladly get another. Only the 2000-2002 models though, since the 2003's are slightly heavier. Plus I already got spare parts for the 00-02.

2. Lancer Evolution
- I say I'd take it from any year, but the truth is I'd rather get the real Evo8, the one with the trick diffs and the electronic assists. This is god's gift to car fans. It can be a dragster, a autoxer, a track whore or a drifter. You can do anything you want with it, and it'll rock at it. The problem is I don't know if I can find any of these less than $20,000. I'd even get the MR version (or whatever version is the no-frills model) if it meant I could get it down in the price range I want. I can do without a/c and stereo if I can get the performance this car provides.

3. Scooby WRX
- Like the Evo, I'd take any year model for this, although the 2002+ models look nicer with the more refined headlights. No need for an STi, I'll be getting that extra power by my own mods. And weight won't matter much with this already obese car. I can definitely get this car at the price I want, so it's kinda my safety car. :D

4. Streetbike
- This is a wierd option that I recently started considering. I got a helmet for the autox I never made it to. :( So I have this nice HJC motorcycle helmet and no current application. I could use it in a WRX, Evo or Spyder, but why not a bike? You'd think totalling my car would have shaken me up, but not really. I want more speed, no matter how. I've always wanted to get into bikes, and now I've actually got that option. Bikes are cheaper to buy, and I've been told they are cheaper to insure. The thing is, I've only ridden a motorcycle once, and for a limited time on grass. I'm sure I could get it down no problem, but I'll probably be teaching myself for much of it. I'd want to start on a smaller bike, like a 500. I would consider a 250 if it wasn't so pussy. :D Any suggestions on good starter bikes? I'm talking about a crotch-rocket like a Ninja or CBR or something. I'd say something $8,000 or less, but I'm not 100% sure much bikes are.

So the bottom line is a $20,000 absolute limit on spending for a car. I'd much prefer to get it down to $15,000 or less, as I can't imagine getting something more expensive than my last car. For a bike, I think $8,000 sounds reasonable as a max. I'd prefer to get something under $5,000 though. To cope with my loss, I've got to move on. I must find a new machine to love. PEACE.
 

Nerevar

they call me "Man Gravy".
Pimpwerx said:
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Dun dun dun...another one bites the dust. :( Rest In Pieces little buddy. We won't be pulling anymore pussy together.

Anyway, the car went to that tuner shop in the sky a couple weeks ago. I'm currently tooling around in my dad's Explorer like some soccer mom. This ain't no fun. After my Corolla gets out of the shop, I'm gonna be dicking around in that too. That damn sure ain't fun. I won't be able to get anything new until Summer, but it doesn't hurt to start shopping around from now. I'm looking for suggestions on what to get. Here's the short list for now:

People like you shouldn't be allowed to drive.
 
Nerevar said:
People like you shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Yeah...

Anyway, I'd suggest going with the WRX. One of those sexy beasts has always been at the top of my car wish list; I absolutely love the design, and they also happen to pack quite a punch under the hood.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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android said:
Didn't you just lose your job? (teacher right?)

yes, but the smart teachers deal the drugs to the children. It's called building your repeat customer base.
 

aoi tsuki

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You obviously need a vagina car.

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Just think how many chicks you could pick up in this stylish pink New Beetle. (Barbie not included)
 

Pimpwerx

Member
android said:
Didn't you just lose your job? (teacher right?)
Yeah, for the Fall at least. I'm set to work through Summer. But I anticipate getting another job. This purchase isn't until Summer anyway, so if my situation changes, my decision will change as well. I have the luxury of having a car that works already. But now is a nice time to start looking around. It'll take my mind off my car too. It was a sweet little ride. PEACE.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
Pimpwerx said:
Yeah, for the Fall at least. I'm set to work through Summer. But I anticipate getting another job. This purchase isn't until Summer anyway, so if my situation changes, my decision will change as well. I have the luxury of having a car that works already. But now is a nice time to start looking around. It'll take my mind off my car too. It was a sweet little ride. PEACE.
Here's to hoping it all works out for the best.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Pimpwerx said:
I was saving the day from terrorists got exploded by an rpg. It's not really an interesting story. PEACE.
What really happened: he was backing out of his garage but the car was in Drive. PEACE.
 

fart

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jesus christ don't get a bike, duane. if you can't keep an mr2 in one piece there's no fucking way you're going to survive a bike.

also i vote s2k, but only if you can promise to keep the rear tucked in.

i'm down on the evo until mitsu can show that it's NOT on the way out. also, evo IX, not 8. the USDM 8 doesn't have all the ayc and junk you want.

a wrx is a good plan as long as you can drive within your limits for once.

iffy on another mr2s. i'd go for the s2k over the mr2 and you should be able to find a used one for ~20.

last option: e36 m3. nice one for 20 grand, drives like a dream.

whatever you get, please don't total this one.

oh man, the Z3 suggestion reminds me... if you want a really hot car save up for an M coupe (the shoe). those things are so fucking hot. i'm not even sure what one would run you, but fuck dude it's worth every penny

PLEASE DON'T TOTAL IT
 

Mr Gump

Banned
If you're going to consider the WRX, you have to go STI. Amazing cars.

The Evo 8 is a beautiful car also, its a tough decision, but being the poor bastard i am right now i dont have to deal with such stress. PEACE.
 

Pimpwerx

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fart said:
jesus christ don't get a bike, duane. if you can't keep an mr2 in one piece there's no fucking way you're going to survive a bike.

also i vote s2k, but only if you can promise to keep the rear tucked in.

i'm down on the evo until mitsu can show that it's NOT on the way out. also, evo IX, not 8. the USDM 8 doesn't have all the ayc and junk you want.

a wrx is a good plan as long as you can drive within your limits for once.

iffy on another mr2s. i'd go for the s2k over the mr2 and you should be able to find a used one for ~20.

last option: e36 m3. nice one for 20 grand, drives like a dream.

whatever you get, please don't total this one.

oh man, the Z3 suggestion reminds me... if you want a really hot car save up for an M coupe (the shoe). those things are so fucking hot. i'm not even sure what one would run you, but fuck dude it's worth every penny

PLEASE DON'T TOTAL IT

LOL! This is actually only the second accident I've ever been in. The last time, I was rearended while stopped, so it wasn't my fault. This time, I was flying on I-95, and got cutoff in a major way. Ate the barrier, but did a great job collecting it and bringing it safely to the shoulder. The other car never stopped, so as far as the cops are concerned, I was just driving carelessly. The reason the car is totalled is b/c I was doing about 90 when it happened. So it was a minor collision, but with major speed, so the damage was pretty comprehensive.

If you ask me, it was a freak occurence that I would have avoided if I'd left like a second later than I did, but that's life. I don't really plan on wrecking another one though, that's for sure. I'll always drive fast, but woth more caution from now on. ;) The S2000 is a nice little car, and I can definitely find it in the price range I want. But like you say, keep the rear tucked in or it'll get away from you. Well, my driving style can be a little sideways sometimes. I went with the Spyder over the S2000 last year for a few reasons. Cost and of all the roadsters, I had to get the mid-engine one. It was like my little Porsche.

That e36 M3 sounds interesting though. I hadn't considered an old BMW before, but this one is pretty well rated. I might have to add that one to the list as well. I just don't want to have to get anything too old. As for driving within my limits....we'll see. ;) I won't make any promises there. I thought I was within my limits a few weeks ago, but quickly discovered that I wasn't. The same thing would have happened to me in any other car, but then, I probably wouldn't be blowing by the dollar mark as often as I did in the Spyder. That car felt optimal at 90-110mph. As a result, I took it up there almost everytime I hit the highway. But all it takes is one mistake for that comfort zone to turn into a disaster. :( Worst of all, I never gave it a proper name. PEACE.
 

Mario_Hugo

Lisa Edelstein's dad touched my private parts. True fact.
Eh, whatever it is you pick, it's gonna look nicer than your "penis" spyder.
 

FightyF

Banned
This time, I was flying on I-95, and got cutoff in a major way.

The moral of the story here is that if you are being cutoff, GET A PIECE OF THEM. Especially when going that fast you could have made them spin out. Sure, your car would have been damaged...but it would have been regardless.
 

Gek54

Junior Member
EVO8 if you are a good mechanic, just dont ever rely on Mitsubishi honoring their warranty. Great car, shitty company.

I would go with a WRX or RX-8.
 
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