Maiden Voyage
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Prove me wrong.
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People Who Put Photos of Themselves in Their Email Signature are Psychopaths
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MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
In a professional setting?
Maiden Voyage
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That’s where I see it. It would be even more unsettling in a private exchange.
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Deleted member 1159
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WTF is this? We’ve been encouraged to add photos to our MS account bubble things for Teams meetings, and I “haven’t gotten around to it,” but your email signature? Never seen it.
The one guy I work with I think might be an actual psychopath put his initials in the bubble image thing. Not just the letters but like...he designed a stylized SC together and made that his little avatar thing. If I stop posting abruptly someday it’s probably because he got sick of things and took matters into his own hands
The one guy I work with I think might be an actual psychopath put his initials in the bubble image thing. Not just the letters but like...he designed a stylized SC together and made that his little avatar thing. If I stop posting abruptly someday it’s probably because he got sick of things and took matters into his own hands
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I just use a professional headshot for Teams & internal stuff.
I've seen the same for the initials. The other thing I see that is dumb is just random pics of stuff. One person has a dragon avatar on Teams.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I deal with salesmen so them having their phone & email in the sig is handy. I don't need to know what they look like. If I did, I would go search them on LinkedIn.
The corpo garbage is always interesting to me because it's like an unenforceable TOS.
Ornlu
Banned
I always have a chuckle when I see the ultra-catfishy picture a lady at my work uses on teams.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Seriously. I see so many Tinder-esque profile pics it blows my mind. Like, that dude in accounting isn't going to fuck you behind your husband's back, lady.
Cockles & Whelks
Banned
I used to set the pics up in SharePoint for our companies intranet and Outlook and there was always some cunt who had to replace my carefully edited B/W mood shots with a low Res "HEY LOOK AT ME! IM ON A MOUNTAIN AND IN COLOUR!".
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Deleted member 17706
Unconfirmed Member
I've only ever seen this in "cold call" emails from sales people. I agree that they are probably psycopaths.
Ornlu
Banned
borborygmus
Member
Prove me wrong.
Maiden Voyage, Sr. Shitposter | Neogaf.com | Ph: 867-5309
That ph is based AF.
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
To Whom it may concern,
Why have you not responded to my previous emails?
It would probably wise for you to do so.
Sincerely,
ThatsNotMyName, Resident GAF Asshole.
Why have you not responded to my previous emails?
It would probably wise for you to do so.
Sincerely,
borborygmus
Member
edit nvm time to get off the Internet.
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dr_octagon
Banned
Hey poster,
I saw your ah-mazing comments and thought it would be a super opportunity to collaborate. We should grab a coffee, a virtual one for now!
Kind retards
Doc Ock PhD, MBA, MSc, PoS, SoB, Cnt,
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(pronouns 'doctor, who')
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I saw your ah-mazing comments and thought it would be a super opportunity to collaborate. We should grab a coffee, a virtual one for now!
Kind retards
Doc Ock PhD, MBA, MSc, PoS, SoB, Cnt,
(pronounced 'duck oh-kh')
(pronouns 'doctor, who')
2020 Finalist for person most likely to not achieve 1st place.
Skyfox
Member
For work, email is my preference. What is better in your opinion?
Tesseract
Banned
dunno
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
My favorite is these fucks send me emails like I’m the head of ops at some facility on the other side of the country because some bot found me on LinkedIn and they put together that first initial + last name is how our email addresses work. “Hey (full name that nobody calls me), are you the right person to talk to about CRM software?”
Ignore.
“Hey (full name that nobody calls me) it’s been a minute since I’ve heard from you....”
EAT A DICK
Tranquil
Member
My company requires that I add all their jargon to my email signature.
Goro Majima
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In my experience, the only people that can get away with not having email signatures are executive level management who send 10 word emails from their phones with terrible grammar and punctuation. Once you’re the boss you get to stop caring I guess?
I’ve also had jobs where we had to have our picture in the signature because we only dealt with clients in person once every 12-18 months. In other jobs, it was mostly salesmen that did the photo thing.
I never did put that weird legalese garbage at the bottom of the email that is random nonsense about confidentiality and that you MUST destroy it if it’s sent to the wrong person or whatever. I’ve only ever seen people that are over 50 use that.
I’ve also had jobs where we had to have our picture in the signature because we only dealt with clients in person once every 12-18 months. In other jobs, it was mostly salesmen that did the photo thing.
I never did put that weird legalese garbage at the bottom of the email that is random nonsense about confidentiality and that you MUST destroy it if it’s sent to the wrong person or whatever. I’ve only ever seen people that are over 50 use that.
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Mine has a standardized signature they want everyone to use but also they add all the confidentiality stuff and what conferences are going on afterward automatically
Ornlu
Banned
Happosai
Hold onto your panties
Top corner of my resume is the only place I keep a photo. Never as a signature. I've been away from social media...is this a thing?Prove me wrong.
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Maiden Voyage
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Skyfox
Member
So, how distracting are we talking here
DrJohnGalt
Banned
Worse than a photo is seeing pronoun preferences in email sigs. Ugh.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
So, how distracting are we talking here
They wouldn't be able to reply and would instantly delete it.