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Phrases that make you laugh

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Butt sex.

Anal sex is not funny at all, but butt sex is one of the funniest things ever. My fiance says it all the time now when we're on the couch watching TV.
 
"When it comes to baby <insert baby's name>... <insert name of man who slept with whore>, you are NOT the father!"


*does the cabbage patch*
 
distantmantra said:
Butt sex.

Anal sex is not funny at all, but butt sex is one of the funniest things ever. My fiance says it all the time now when we're on the couch watching TV.

Probably because you're watching too much TV and not having enough butt sex with her.
 
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"Look at the fun bags on that hosehound!"
 
distantmantra said:
Butt sex.

Anal sex is not funny at all, but butt sex is one of the funniest things ever. My fiance says it all the time now when we're on the couch watching TV.


Do you reply with "I'll get the lube"?
 
When things are going good, my manager always says "Everything's chicken but the gravy." I have no idea how that phrase was inspired, but I usually lol at it.
 
"Your majesty".

Orlando Jones uses the phrase to incorrectly address a judge in Evolution, but I seen someone use it in real life thinking it's the way it's done! Even the judge cracked up :lol
 
what my dad, who is from the south, used to tell me when I was 8 or so on a hot day... I later heard on an Ice Cube album when I was like 13... I think about it a lot, but can't say it in Japan because no one would ever understand...


"I'm sweating like a black man at a white woman's funeral."
 
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