I don't have the space in my bathroom for a bidet however I may purchase a handheld jet spray to clean my ass. Having said that, for the past 13 years I've always showered after every bowel movement. Anything less simply feels disgusting to me.
I got one that replaces the seat & lid of my existing toilet.
I swear there's an ongoing psyop within GAF to get people to convert to bidets. And it's working on me.
They're expensive, though, and I'm a cheapskate so I've been making due with Diet Coke and Mentos
I swear there's an ongoing psyop within GAF to get people to convert to bidets. And it's working on me.
They're expensive, though, and I'm a cheapskate so I've been making due with Diet Coke and Mentos
Nice try.
A certain person doesn't have mobility in his shoulder to just wipe like normal people. And now there's this "reality" where an anal fountain is like "the answer" ... Bitch please. Wipe your ass.
Maybe it was just for the sake of the joke but mine was like 30 bucks, took 10 minutes to install, free your sphincter my friend.I swear there's an ongoing psyop within GAF to get people to convert to bidets. And it's working on me.
They're expensive, though, and I'm a cheapskate so I've been making due with Diet Coke and Mentos
Actually real men use seashells.Wet wipes are for savages. Real men use bidets.
There are so many things wrong I don't know where to start.
Gen Z programming would be more like
gen Z programming
I have such severe OCD I cannot physically poop anywhere but my own home. I also must shower afterwards. Anything less and I feel like a filthy pig.
That's why you get wet wipes, just need to be sure you get the ones that can be thrown into the pipe, otherwise you risk clogging them.
RIP Nokia 3310 users.
