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[West Texas CEO]

lol, that last part is on point.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[chromhound]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Otre]

"...red"

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

 

[Barakov]

 

[01011001]

 

[01011001]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Don Carlo]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Mr Blobby]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Could someone explain to eurotrash what is going on here?

 

[Nobody_Important]

Could someone explain to eurotrash what is going on here?

A subpar specimen of the male variety has just successfully leveraged wealth and convenience at a superior female in an attempt to woo said female.


(That is a Costco membership card. Think of it like a local Amazon warehouse except you have to pay a yearly fee in order to shop there. It's like really fucking handy to have a membership and you save a shitload of money. It's implying that the female was not immediately impressed and then realized what it was and then became increasingly impressed.)


Or at least that was my interpretation and it's 4:00 a.m. here on my holiday off thanks to some rather ornery British people in the late 1700s so there is a slight possibility that I could be a bit off on that to be honest. If I am wrong it's honestly the fault of whoever invented vodka. Not really any true fault of my own.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

A subpar specimen of the male variety has just successfully leveraged wealth and convenience at a superior female in an attempt to woo said female.


(That is a Costco membership card. Think of it like a local Amazon warehouse except you have to pay a yearly fee in order to shop there. It's like really fucking handy to have a membership and you save a shitload of money. It's implying that the female was not immediately impressed and then realized what it was and then became increasingly impressed.)


Or at least that was my interpretation and it's 4:00 a.m. here on my holiday off thanks to some rather ornery British people in the late 1700s so there is a slight possibility that I could be a bit off on that to be honest. If I am wrong it's honestly the fault of whoever invented vodka. Not really any true fault of my own.

Thanks for the explanation mate.

I wouldn't flash my card in front of anyone unless it were a American Express Black Card. Now that's a flex.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Nobody_Important]

I love this

 

[01011001]

 

[nightmare-slain]

i love this!

my cat always jumps up on my bed to see if i'm awake and she is very vocal about it. i pretend i'm still sleeping so she will go away but she comes back in a few minutes later and starts shouting in my face again.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Could someone explain to eurotrash what is going on here?

i put that image together from this video:

guy impresses girl with costco gold card

he's him

www.youtube.com

I don't know what I was thinking when I made it. I was drunk and found it funny for some reason. You can tell she says "Wow!" when she sees it and looks impressed when looking on the back. Not sure why the guy is showing her his Costco card.... maybe he thinks it'll impress her? Costco is an exclusive membership so I think only people with certain jobs can apply and you need to pay for it. I have a costco card but wouldn't be showing it off to the girls lol.

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[Trunx81]

I want to know what the guy in the background was watching. Is that West Texas CEO ?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

A subpar specimen of the male variety has just successfully leveraged wealth and convenience at a superior female in an attempt to woo said female.


(That is a Costco membership card. Think of it like a local Amazon warehouse except you have to pay a yearly fee in order to shop there. It's like really fucking handy to have a membership and you save a shitload of money. It's implying that the female was not immediately impressed and then realized what it was and then became increasingly impressed.)


Or at least that was my interpretation and it's 4:00 a.m. here on my holiday off thanks to some rather ornery British people in the late 1700s so there is a slight possibility that I could be a bit off on that to be honest. If I am wrong it's honestly the fault of whoever invented vodka. Not really any true fault of my own.

You reckon he would have got off first base with that?

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[West Texas CEO]

The object didn't actually hit him in the nuts, but I still lol'ed.

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Barakov]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Facism]

i love this!

my cat always jumps up on my bed to see if i'm awake and she is very vocal about it. i pretend i'm still sleeping so she will go away but she comes back in a few minutes later and starts shouting in my face again.

Mine just twats my face with her paw.

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[12Goblins]

hilarious