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[Peggies]

This is so fucking true these days. And then I swear I won't do it again. Then it happens again. And the thought of Friday evening makes my blood turn to ice. And I start to take pictures of incidents in the week so I have a backup photo to prove why I can no longer make it.

I knoooow. Like breaking into the morgue and taking pictures of dead people so you can be like "So sorry, can't make it tonight. My Granny died. Look, here's her corpse. Just in case you don't believe me".

 

[cormack12]

I knoooow. Like breaking into the morgue and taking pictures of dead people so you can be like "So sorry, can't make it tonight. My Granny died. Look, here's her corpse. Just in case you don't believe me".

I work in a hospital so take sly pictures of ED signage or people's hands with canulas in (the waiting time board is a good one too). And say 'sigh, guys I've had to go to ED again. Have fun. Don't worry, I'll let you know how I got on in 3 days'.

Genuinely though, this happened like a week ago on our staff night out. And I think it's just the hassle of getting there and stuff. If I had a teleporter, I'd probably still not go though.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[GutsOfThor]

 

[Trunx81]

Please tell me the last one isn’t real

 

[Putonahappyface]

Please tell me the last one isn’t real

 

[Kilau]

Please tell me the last one isn’t real

Please tell me it is!

 

[Barakov]

 

[Bojji]

Please tell me the last one isn’t real

Young black nazi girls are hot

 

[Dr.D00p]

American Cuisine, best in the World..

 

[BazookaBadger]

American Cuisine, best in the World..

People still eat oreos? Gross

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Trunx81]

Please tell me it is!

Google Lens says that at least the picture in the middle of the lower row is photoshopped, so probably everything else as well .. Sorry to disappoint you.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Kilau]

Google Lens says that at least the picture in the middle of the lower row is photoshopped, so probably everything else as well .. Sorry to disappoint you.

I’m mostly interested in the Fräulein bottom left, the Afroulein if you will.

 

[AJUMP23]

Trying to hide the FIVE head.

 

[Trunx81]

I’m mostly interested in the Fräulein bottom left, the Afroulein if you will.

https://nicoleisthenewblack.blogspot.com/2011/09/oktoberfest-2011-black-girls-in-dirndls.html here you are, and some more

 

[West Texas CEO]

Trying to hide the FIVE head.

It's working.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

 

[Kamina]

 

[Mikado]

Alternatively...

 

[Barakov]

 

[22:22:22]

This would be a lot more accurate if it had guys in it.

do you despise feminine traits in men?and if so why?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

We must protect the bussy at all costs

 

[22:22:22]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Kilau]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Dr.D00p]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Gonna need a name on this one

 

[Trunx81]

Gonna need a name on this one

You dirty, dirty man.

Spoiler

Angie Griffin

 

[Joshmyersbv]

 

[MAtgS]

We're gonna "investigate" the master bedroom for an hour. Why don't you 2 go fuck off in the cellar or something IDK.

 

[Boozeroony]

Fuck you.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Joshmyersbv]

kikii I fucking hate you so much right now.

 

[Facism]

J Joshmyersbv

 

[Joshmyersbv]

I had to do it.

 

[kikii]

Fuck you.

karen or turkey ?

 

[Gamerguy84]

 

[Barakov]

 

[kikii]

I had to do it.

what is this ? also my post got deleted