Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
dr_octagon
Banned
Maiden Voyage
have you changed your avatar?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Same it's always been.
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
57 minutes left? That's a stud in my eyes.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Rotten potatoes are some of the most repulsive smelling things in the world. Almost corpse like.
They can also be deadly in high concentrations with low air flow or consumption.
dr_octagon
Banned
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
01011001
Banned
as a German I feel this... to the German ear Dutch literally sounds like someone is making up a fake dialect with funny sounding words. As a kid I often watched my Pokemon DVDs with the Dutch dub and me and my friends laughed out asses off.
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
Weird kink
mansoor1980
Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Bullet Club
Banned
Classicrockfan
Banned
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
chromhound
Member
dr_octagon
Banned
If you showed this tweet to your friend, he would be spinning in his grave. Instead he's now slowly pouring to the bottom of a glass container.
Trunx81
Member
Wait a second. Luke cremated Anakin. Maybe he left his ashes on Tatooine and made him one with the sand? In my head, this is Canon now.
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dr_octagon
Banned
Hello Mr Trunx,
I work for Disney.
We have an idea for a new Star Wars show and it will follow the funeral droid in his quest to scatter the ashes of Anakin on Tatooine. There will be a special appearance from Jar Jar, we have a budget for 5 seasons.
Your idea has been stolen, we can offer you a cameo as a charred corpse as compensation.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit - the National Park Service actually had to put these posters up because tourists kept getting launched by bisons when trying to pet them or get selfies with them. Also, fun fact, park rangers at Yellowstone refer to tourists that get themselves airborne as "air mail".
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mansoor1980
Member
Trunx81
Member
Only if my corpse will be an action figure like Owen and Beru
dr_octagon
Banned
BBQ charcoal for that Trunx flavour, yummers.
Mistake
Member
It was the chinese wasn't it. I've been told on more than one occasion they think some animals are fine "because they eat grass." Good luck with that!Shamelessly stolen from Reddit - the National Park Service actually had to put these posters up because tourists kept getting launched by bisons when trying to pet them or get selfies with them. Also, fun fact, park rangers at Yellowstone refer to tourists that get themselves airborne as "air mail".
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BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
I believe the latest victims were Japanese
chromhound
Member
stupid bug*
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chromhound
Member
me when i pop a viagra and i'm on my 5th round
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Burning Blade
Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Paternity is always like 1 day. Like my wife is the only one capable of loving and breastfeeding our child. Pfft.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
holy sh*t!
mansoor1980
Member
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Cyberpunkd
Member
Jesus Christ, that is some legendary tier burn.
