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[ResidentDante]

The weird thing is that I live in one crazy country and love another.

Can we try and guess?

 

[Monroeski]

He posted a load of lame jokes that weren't funny 10 years ago, forget the misogyny.

If merely posting lame jokes was bannable this thread would only have something like 3 posters left.

 

[deejay8595]

This got me lol

 

[Silphonica]

Source please.

 

[Volimar]

.

 

[sprsk]

If merely posting lame jokes was bannable this thread would only have something like 3 posters left.

I can't be the only person reading this in John Goodman's voice.

 

[Volimar]

I can't be the only person reading this in John Goodman's voice.

I am now...

Sorry for super long pic:

The quotes do nothing!!!

 

[forknknife]

*sees Aguirre post count...

MOTHEROFGOD.gif

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

 

[Red Liquorice]

Guessing this is a joke? http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/12/papal-conclave-live-blog-will-it-be-white-smoke-or-not-3537372/

 

[Risible]

Guessing this is a joke? http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/12/papal-conclave-live-blog-will-it-be-white-smoke-or-not-3537372/

Are you really unsure if that's a joke?

 

[Enordash]

This is from the movie The ABC's of Death for anyone wondering.

 

[Red Liquorice]

Are you really unsure if that's a joke?

It's from the Metro, I wouldn't be surprised if it was real?

 

[Kinyou]

Are you really unsure if that's a joke?

I like these guys

 

[Trojita]

I was playing Persona 4: Golden and there is a scene where you get bread crumbs in the game. I was thinking about screencapping it for a Breadcrumbs joke.

 

[Zeppu]

I like these guys

Wait wait wait I don't understand. No smoke = no pope. Smoke = pope. Right? It's all so very complicated.

 

[phaze]

Source please.

http://youtu.be/kTZx29TyMOw?t=46s

 

[bomma_man]

I'm just waiting for a mate

remix

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

People tend to forget "Happy"

Which leaves you with:

Bashful
Doc
Dopey
Grumpy
Sleepy
Sneezy

None of those are particularly great descriptions of your wife in bed. So yes, they're refusing to describe their wife with one of those names.

Even if one of the guys remembered Happy, he has now doomed the other guy into using one of the other bad choices.

Well it does say 'in bed' and not 'to fuck', so imma go with Sleepy. Or grumpy.

 

[ThaneKrios]

 

[Goodacre0081]

 

[Übermatik]

Half way mothertruckers.

 

[razgriz417]

What does this mean? They're both unwilling to describe their wives?

I'm guessing they couldn't remember Doc or Happy and didnt want to insult their wives on tv haha

 

[Clydefrog]

*sees Aguirre post count...


MOTHEROFGOD.gif

hahahahah

I think the main thing I will miss from Aguirre-posts is the stories of the sister.

 

[Bauhaus]

 

[Avixph]

That's disgusting.

 

[phillipgessert]

I think Sneezy would've been a pretty funny answer.

 

[Clydefrog]

hey guys I think TDM might be asleep

 

[Liquidsnake]

Looks at steam profile,


Wait so Aguirre really was a dude?

 

[Kinky John]

I like these guys

http://www.abload.de/img/fwafixpk0.jpg

[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/fwafwasdrex.jpg

[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/wawwwkrpp3.jpg[/QUOTE]

I wonder what it means when a seagull lands on — and then shits on — the chimney? I witnessed that 2 minutes ago.

 

[Samurai_Heart]

Looks at steam profile,


Wait so Aguirre really was a dude?

You didn't realise XD?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Looks at steam profile,


Wait so Aguirre really was a dude?

 

[Pro from Dover]

Like some lasagna?

 

[Avixph]

Like some lasagna?
Pic

NSFW.

 

[Liquidsnake]

I love you with all my heart.

 

[Zeppu]

NSFW.

It's true. Every time I read garfield at work I end up sleeping at my desk.

 

[Liquidsnake]

You didn't realise XD?

But we traded private messages

 

[Zeppu]

But we traded private messages

sexy private messages?

 

[Pro from Dover]

NSFW.

Crap. Sorry. I thought is was safe enough :S

 

[KillerMike]

Crap. Sorry. I thought is was safe enough :S

Just put it behind a link with NSFW yo.

 

[D_prOdigy]

.

"I specialize in a very specific type of security."

 

[trab pu kcip]

sexy private messages?

are there other kinds of private messages? D:

 

[Jobiensis]

hey guys I think TDM might be asleep

Who will get banned when he wakes up? I think he has to rush to meet his daily quota.

 

[Liquidsnake]

sexy private messages?

No but just flirty kind of stuff.

I feel like Monti Teo.

 

[Acageron]

I'm just waiting for a mate

http://browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.com/imagesfarm/2013/ThH1VXAC87GyCT1.gif[/IMG

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fByQS4f.jpg[/IMG

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfZhV2M6S6I&feature=player_embedded"]remix[/URL][/QUOTE]

This is hilarious! Made my day, thanks.

 

[Clydefrog]

No but just flirty kind of stuff.

I feel like Monti Teo.

LoL

 

[heliosRAzi]

Go home SimCty, you are drunk

 

[ThaneKrios]

http://i.imgur.com/TMm3pox.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/15-ways-big-cats-are-like-little-cats[/url]

 

[Raiden]

No but just flirty kind of stuff.

I feel like Monti Teo.

describe flirty ..

 

[Zeppu]

are there other kinds of private messages? D:

You're a girl, right? Wanna PM?