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[Avixph]

 

[SouthernDragon]

I ride at 2 AM, mostly to go get food.

FUCK top of page

 

[demon]

I ride at 2 AM, mostly to go get food.

BUT WHY

 

[Messypandas]

I rode balancing two crates of beer on a bicycle once, it didn't go well.

 

[xxracerxx]

I rode balancing two crates of beer on a bicycle once, it didn't go well.

Friend and I brought a keg home between our bikes once balancing on a skateboard.

 

[El Daniel]

The shield is just for show.

 

[Avixph]

.

 

[Bauhaus]

 

[trab pu kcip]

that's awesome.

Isn't that dangerous?

you're always risking your life when riding a bike, last time I did, completely sober and in bright daylight I fell on my face too. some elderly people had to help me up. look up the definition of the phrase "fuck my life" in the Oxford English Dictionary. you'll find this story and a picture of me.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I'd never dare to. that's your thing. I'll stick to european nihilist philosophers for a while now I guess. if that's okay with you

This means nothing to me, intrinsically.

 

[Avixph]

This means nothing to me, intrinsically.

How about this:

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Well that makes my blood boil, sure.

 

[Messypandas]

Friend and I brought a keg home between our bikes once balancing on a skateboard.

I had one bagged crate hanging off each handle. All well in good until I tried to turn a corner and the bag got wrapped into the wheel and I went over the fucking handlebars. Lesson, do not cycle drunk.

 

[apesh1t]

How about this:

They got a point though. I mean, 2 dim witted girls certainly could do nothing about WWI, but given the right knowledge they could stop 9/11

 

[Max@GC]

WTF is that a spider on top of the moms back?

 

[Avixph]

WTF is that a spider on top of the moms back?

Wow,but it looks more like an extremely tiny monkey.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I had one bagged crate hanging off each handle. All well in good until I tried to turn a corner and the bag got wrapped into the wheel and I went over the fucking handlebars. Lesson, do not cycle drunk.

I was riding my bike to a pals once with a plastic bag full of N64 carts hanging from the handlebars. As I crossed a road, the bag ripped, and the carts got scattered everywhere. About 4 cars ran over them.

But they all worked, and weren't even that scratched.

Nintendo products used to be built like tanks!

 

[Brazil]

WTF is that a spider on top of the moms back?

D:

 

[Jethro]

Wow,but it looks more like an extremely tiny monkey.

Or a Facehugger 0.o

 

[forknknife]

WTF is that a spider on top of the moms back?

O_O

 

[Grimadin]

WTF is that a spider on top of the moms back?

Fistful of grass the baby monkey had when he was picked up.

 

[gaming_noob]

WTF is that a spider on top of the moms back?

I've seen that gif a few dozen times and never noticed that spider-like creature. WOW

 

[Übermatik]

Cannot unsee...

 

[Brazil]

Fistful of grass the baby monkey had when he was picked up.

Oh yeah. It's just the baby's hand with some grass.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Fistful of grass the baby monkey had when he was picked up.

Thank you. Seriously, I'm getting my head down in a few minutes.

 

[Bauhaus]

 

[ClassyPenguin]

From poligaf

Just came across this on another board...

lmao

 

[Avixph]

Can somebody caption this?

 

[Trickster]

WTF is that a spider on top of the moms back?

I think it's the baby monkeys hand that's pushing some hay onto the mothers back. At least I hope it is

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

From poligaf

I wish he had a cigar in his mouth instead of a cigarette.

 

[IHaveIce]

Fistful of grass the baby monkey had when he was picked up.

good eyes

 

[Avixph]

 

[Messypandas]

I was riding my bike to a pals once with a plastic bag full of N64 carts hanging from the handlebars. As I crossed a road, the bag ripped, and the carts got scattered everywhere. About 4 cars ran over them.

You stupid motherfucker

But they all worked, and weren't even that scratched.

Nintendo products used to be built like tanks!

A happy ending! ^_^

 

[forknknife]

A happy ending! ^_^

 

[Damon Bennet]

took me way to long to realize what was wrong/out of the ordinary with this pic (besides it showing a woman with a mustache)

 

[phaze]

 

[Stet]

guys your anecdotes are amazing keep them coming!!

 

[G.O.O.]

sup

 

[Clydefrog]

I rode balancing two crates of beer on a bicycle once, it didn't go well.

I held a 30 pack with one hand while riding my bike with the other hand.

Friend and I brought a keg home between our bikes once balancing on a skateboard.

... you win

 

[Avixph]

I held a 30 pack with one hand while riding my bike with the other hand.



... you win

Why don't you rent a car?

 

[Rubius]

I want to have a police girlfriend.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

guys your anecdotes are amazing keep them coming!!

 

[Clydefrog]

Why don't you rent a car?

I was in college. All I had was my bike. Friends had cars!

 

[Dash27]

Who is this? Looks a lot like someone I work with.

 

[Avixph]

I was in college. All I had was my bike. Friends had cars!

Why didn't your "friends" lent you their cars?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why didn't your "friends" lent you their cars?

Would you lend your car to Clydefrog?

 

[Avixph]

Would you lend your car to Clydefrog?

I have to think about it.

 

[Clydefrog]

Why didn't your "friends" lent you their cars?

Would you lend your car to Clydefrog?

They did occasionally lend me their cars but I didn't really have a need to go anywhere. Most of the time I would just go with them when they went somewhere; "oh you're going to the grocery store? sweet, i'll go too"

any more questions? no? good

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Who is this? Looks a lot like someone I work with.

mai waifu