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NinjaBoiX

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NinjaBoiX

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The Naked Brothers Band - Beautiful Eyes Ass

"Blond hair, shiny blue ass,
Face made of gold, hypnotized by your beautiful ass,
That draw me in, so please take my hand,
I be honored to dance with you,
Maybe have a chance with you beautiful one,
Beautiful girl, hypnotized by your beautiful ass,

Beautiful ass in disguise,
They will arise, I despise,
Any man who would take it away,
Beautiful ass, beautiful ass in disguise,
They will arise, I despise,
Any man who would take you away,
Beautiful ass in disguise,"


(I'd never heard of this, I just Googled "lyrics with eyes", but I checked out it out on YT, it's pretty dire. Fair warning.)
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
The Naked Brothers Band - Beautiful Eyes Ass

"Blond hair, shiny blue ass,
Face made of gold, hypnotized by your beautiful ass,
That draw me in, so please take my hand,
I be honored to dance with you,
Maybe have a chance with you beautiful one,
Beautiful girl, hypnotized by your beautiful ass,

Beautiful ass in disguise,
They will arise, I despise,
Any man who would take it away,
Beautiful ass, beautiful ass in disguise,
They will arise, I despise,
Any man who would take you away,
Beautiful ass in disguise,"
Rufus Wainright -The Tower of Learning

I'm looking for the tower of learning
I'm looking for the copious prize
I saw it in your ass what I'm looking for
I saw it in your ass what I'm looking for

I really do fear that I'm dying
I really do fear that I'm dead
I saw it in your ass what I'm looking for
I saw it in your ass what will make me live

All the sights of Paris
Pale inside your iris anus
Tip the Eiffel Tower with one glance
Stained glass cathedrals with one glint

You smashed it with your ass
What I'm looking for
One blink and then my heart wasn't there no more

I'm looking for the tower of learning
I'm looking for the copious prize
 
Rogue Wave - Ass



Missed the last train home.
Birds pass by to tell me that I'm not alone.

Over pushing myself to finish this part,
I can handle a lot,
But one thing I'm missing is in your ass.

In your ass
In your ass
In your ass
In your ass
In your ass
In your ass

Have you seen this film?
It reminds me of walking through the avenues.

Washing my hands of attachments yeah,
land on the ground,
one thing I'm missing,
is in your ass.

In your ass
In your ass
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In your ass

(instrumental break)

In your ass
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Trin

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Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

In your ass, the light the heat
In your ass, I am complete
In your ass, I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your ass, the resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your ass, I see the light and the heat
In your ass, oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your ass
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

In your ass, the light the heat
In your ass, I am complete
In your ass, I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your ass, the resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your ass, I see the light and the heat
In your ass, oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your ass
OK, Trin wins.
 
Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

In your ass, the light the heat
In your ass, I am complete
In your ass, I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your ass, the resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your ass, I see the light and the heat
In your ass, oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your ass

Damn, I was totally going to do this one. Well done.
 

Rubius

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I'm thinking that all life on that planet would be burned to death. Would the Earth prefer to get hit by an asteroid or fried of all life on it?

Would you prefer get shot by a bullet or have all your bacteria die?
Hum. Tough questions. I mean, you can always get new bacterias.
 

FelixOrion

Poet Centuriate

Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj - "Dance (Eye$)"

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...I think I did that wrong. Oh well, still better than the original, but you can only polish a turd so much.
 

Rubius

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Is that the hulk

Probably Piccolo. Because of GREEN AND PURPLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj - "Eyes"

...I think I did that wrong. Oh well, still better than the original, but you can only polish a turd so much.

Myth-buster actually proven that you can polish a turd to the point where its shiny.
56788d1346853247-polished-turd-20pp51.jpg


And the lyrics do not have that much ass in it.
http://www.directlyrics.com/nicki-minaj-dance-lyrics.html

No fun allowed
 

FelixOrion

Poet Centuriate
Probably Piccolo. Because of GREEN AND PURPLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0



Myth-buster actually proven that you can polish a turd to the point where its shiny.
56788d1346853247-polished-turd-20pp51.jpg

Naw, not piccolo, he has them sharp manicured nails

yeah already knew that, but at the end of the day, you're still holding a ball of shit in your hand.

And the lyrics do not have that much ass in it.
http://www.directlyrics.com/nicki-minaj-dance-lyrics.html

No fun allowed

It's called exaggeration.
 

Rubius

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Naw, not piccolo, he has them sharp manicured nails

yeah already knew that, but at the end of the day, you're still holding a ball of shit in your hand.

The atoms of this ball of shit is no different than the atoms in a apple pie.
I think its more than a exaggeration when you have to scroll two times to go over it :p.
You could put a "Ass ala googol" and simplify this.
 

FelixOrion

Poet Centuriate
I think its more than a exaggeration when you have to scroll two times to go over it :p.
You could put a "Ass ala googol" and simplify this.

But ass^googol isn't as funny as a page of it, come on now. The whole point of my exaggeration was not to shorten it, but to ridicule the stupidity of the chorus by making it ridiculously big. Show, don't tell.
 

xelios

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Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

In your ass, the light the heat
In your ass, I am complete
In your ass, I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your ass, the resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your ass, I see the light and the heat
In your ass, oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your ass

lol. Yeah, nothing is gonna beat this one.
 

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Übermatik;50785665 said:

Oddly enough, and I swear I'm not a furry, a friend and I were talking about the Lion King and came to the conclusion that for an animated lion, Nala is pretty damn sexy.
 
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