Fake I know, but I always wondered if you could beat Snake. As long as you kept with the up/down and swing around pattern, you'd just keep playing until you caught up to your own tail.
I think a lot people who owned an early Nokia phone already maxed out Snake.What. The. Fuck.
poor Yamcha
I'm going through the original Dragonball and I actually like the guy
Works with slavery too
Was he doing that in front of his mama?
Yes, "girls" would be the appropriate word there since she's like 12 years old.
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Polandball world map, for when you haven't had enough national stereotypes in your day.
"I have no idea why my son is crying."
love that one.
okay that's enough talk about my schlong
"Surprise Stet!", Stet's step sister Samantha shouted. "Sam!" Stet seemed startled. Samantha, sixteen, stood sheepishly staring. Slowly, Sam stripped. Stet's slick sausage started standing. Stark Samantha straddled Stet. Slutty Sam's sopped slit surrounded Stet's statuesque spire.
"S-stop..." Stet stammered. "Ssssshhh..." Sam shushed Stet. She subsumed Stet. Slipping, sliding sloppily. Swift service seemed Sam's specialty. "Sam..." Sam saw Stet straining. She stopped. Sam started sucking Stet slowly, slightly. She squeezed Stet's scrotum. Shocked Stet screamed, shooting salty sludge. Sam slurped, siphoning Stet's seed.
"Surprise!", she squeaked.
"Surprise Stet!", Stet's step sister Samantha shouted. "Sam!" Stet seemed startled. Samantha, sixteen, stood sheepishly staring. Slowly, Sam stripped. Stet's slick sausage started standing. Stark Samantha straddled Stet. Slutty Sam's sopped slit surrounded Stet's statuesque spire.
"S-stop..." Stet stammered. "Ssssshhh..." Sam shushed Stet. She subsumed Stet. Slipping, sliding sloppily. Swift service seemed Sam's specialty. "Sam..." Sam saw Stet straining. She stopped. Sam started sucking Stet slowly, slightly. She squeezed Stet's scrotum. Shocked Stet screamed, shooting salty sludge. Sam slurped, siphoning Stet's seed.
"Surprise!", she squeaked.
I hate these. They're always so obviously fake. Autocorrect won't "fix" a correct word and change it to something else (burgers to butt sex).
Plus, "ready for that burgers later" doesn't make any sense. God, these are lame.
"Surprise Stet!", Stet's step sister Samantha shouted. "Sam!" Stet seemed startled. Samantha, sixteen, stood sheepishly staring. Slowly, Sam stripped. Stet's slick sausage started standing. Stark Samantha straddled Stet. Slutty Sam's sopped slit surrounded Stet's statuesque spire.
"S-stop..." Stet stammered. "Ssssshhh..." Sam shushed Stet. She subsumed Stet. Slipping, sliding sloppily. Swift service seemed Sam's specialty. "Sam..." Sam saw Stet straining. She stopped. Sam started sucking Stet slowly, slightly. She squeezed Stet's scrotum. Shocked Stet screamed, shooting salty sludge. Sam slurped, siphoning Stet's seed.
"Surprise!", she squeaked.
I have a 2.5 yr old son. It's funny cos it's true
Amazing blog. And amazingly reassuring as to why I fucking hate children.
Amazing blog. And amazingly reassuring as to why I fucking hate children.
Amazing blog. And amazingly reassuring as to why I fucking hate children.