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Pics that make you laugh |OT4| Aw yiss. Motha. F*ckin. Reposts.

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Stet's slender sidekick Steve secretly surveyed Sam. Sam spurned Steve's solitication, so Steve surreptitiously spied Samantha's salacious style. Sullen Steve seethed spitefully seeing Stet's sublime satisfaction. Stet's situation slighted Steve, so Steve strategized.

Steve saw Sam shan't submit since Stet served so satisfactorily. Since Steve sought Sam so severely, Steve schemed Stet's slaughter "...so Sam shall surely succumb," Steve surmised.

Quoting for posterity. Wasn't there another post in another thread a while back that was done in all alliteration, only longer?
 

Mudkips

Banned
so disturbed

Six. Sunrise. Steve snuck silently, silver stiletto shimmering. Steve scanned Stet's second story. Stet slept soundly. Steve scurried sans shoes, socks softly stepping. Steve slowly surmounted Stet's staircase. Silence, spare Set's steady snore. Shutters shut securely. Steve's screwed should someone see. Steve slices! Stabs! Stet shouts, stands. Steve swiftly severs Stet's shrill scream. Stet stumbles, sags. Stet slumps. "So simple...", says Steve.

"Stabbing. Seven Six Seven Sycamore." Sergent Smith's scanner squealed. "Sure, Smith?" "Sure, Sharon." Smith speeds south, siren shrieking. Smith sighs. "Stay safe, son."
 
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