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[trab pu kcip]

ahahaha, that's so awkwardly cute

 

[Lirlond]

Oh come on it only takes a few days to beat the game not nearly as much time to grow a beard.

For you maybe

 

[trineo_feo]

Haha, false equivalencies ARE funny.

Explain

 

[Pro]

Oh come on it only takes a few days to beat the game not nearly as much time to grow a beard.

Only beat it two days ago so I fell into this category and had to avoid certain GAF threads like the plague. Effing jobs and all, gym, books, Guild Wars 2, TV Shows, growing beards, all tend to get in the way.

 

[Sajjaja]

Oh come on it only takes a few days to beat the game not nearly as much time to grow a beard.

You haven't seen what I've seen.

 

[Rubius]

Explain

Its a "joke" about getting pregnant, where drowning = Pregnant, Safety vest is condom, and being pushed in the water is being raped.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Haha, false equivalencies ARE funny.

So... you think condoms should be banned?

 

[Deleted member 57681]

Saw those at some discount store.

 

[trineo_feo]

Its a "joke" about getting pregnant, where drowning = Pregnant, Safety vest is condom, and being pushed in the water is being raped.

Yeah, i didn't mean explain the joke, I ment explain why it's a false equivalence.

 

[Currygan]

You haven't seen what I've seen.

when I'm cleaning windows

sorry couldnt resist. noone will get this

 

[Gui_PT]

I EDITED THIS POST BECAUSE I POSTED A SILLY GIF

 

[Monroeski]

Oh come on it only takes a few days to beat the game not nearly as much time to grow a beard.

Two weeks in and I'm only about 6 or 7 hours into the game. Enough time for me to have grown a beard already and I'm probably just over halfway through.

 

[G.O.O.]

wheeeee

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Real men can grow beards in a matter of seconds, I dunno what you guys are talking about.

 

[lingiii]

Real men can grow beards in a matter of seconds, I dunno what you guys are talking about.

was looking at his eyes to see if he was checking out her ass, eyes-popped style, then I saw.

 

[tafer]

NSFW Unless you are a Russian in the 1930's.


Not funny, but educative.

Woah that's so freaking interesting. Poor dog and everything, but I bet a lot was learned and then used to save lives.

NSFW.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Missy always does it for her people

 

[Jitters]

rofl

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Subtle ^^

 

[FelixOrion]

rofl

it took me a minute

 

[LakeEarth]

The punchline.

Spoiler

You'll go down in history?

 

[captmorgan]

rofl

I so didn`t get it at first then something in the back of my head starting singing the song.....

 

[Spiderduff]

Oh come on it only takes a few days to beat the game not nearly as much time to grow a beard.

What, you dont grow a beard in 2 days? I do. Curse this gift!

 

[FelixOrion]

What, you dont grow a beard in 2 days? I do. Curse this gift!

I know that feel bro.

 

[razgriz417]

I so didn`t get it at first then something in the back of my head starting singing the song.....

yup same, ended up humming the entire song before I got it

 

[GrayFoxPL]

 

[Hot Coldman]

check your fucking privilege you blue fuck

 

[tafer]

 

[Copenap]

Kids are swimming younger and younger these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0mUPr68x2U&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Spoiler

makes me sick...

 

[PandaPedinte]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7294008320/hA897DC24/[IMG][/QUOTE]

I don't have problem with spoilers, I usually end forgetting it.

[quote="GrayFoxPL, post: 53562588"][IMG]http://i.minus.com/iCySIlK6y3HLa.gif

 

[Clydefrog]

Troll attempt fail.

yeah but why you gotta call me out? Pro

 

[FelixOrion]

seems like this perhaps came from newgrounds. just speculatin'

 

[Gui_PT]

So does he fuck the burger and then eats it or is he going to eat it and then decides to fuck it?

 

[f3niks]

That was always a weird site to see as you were riding the train into Silver Spring. Gotta love the Discovery Channel

 

[trab pu kcip]

 

[LowerLevel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klteYv1Uv9A

 

[Pro]

yeah but why you gotta call me out? Pro

Cause your plots and schemes crack me up, even more so when nobody bites.

 

[Stet]

i don't mean to be science-y and shit but in a microwave i doubt the heat is what would kill your baby

 

[GrayFoxPL]

So does he fuck the burger and then eats it or is he going to eat it and then decides to fuck it?

Don't know, but at least we know where all this extra mayo comes from.

 

[wenis]

 

[trab pu kcip]

i don't mean to be science-y and shit but in a microwave i doubt the heat is what would kill your baby

it's not my baby, it's our baby, stet.

*no science allowed*

 

[McNei1y]

That was always a weird site to see as you were riding the train into Silver Spring. Gotta love the Discovery Channel

Silver Spring represent.

 

[BeauRoger]

Haha, false equivalencies ARE funny.

Except that its not a false equivalence. You can keep the form, replace the variables and get the same result. Try it yourself with any predicate logic calculator.

 

[DonMigs85]

I thought Sonic only fed on Chili dawgs

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[SteveWinwood]

Explain

Look at his tag.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

http://gothamist.com/2013/04/11/photo_orthodox_jewish_man_covers_hi.php

 

[Stet]

 

[Alx]

http://i.imgur.com/MT3cFH6.jpg

http://gothamist.com/2013/04/11/photo_orthodox_jewish_man_covers_hi.php

Kohens are prohibited from flying over cemeteries ("A kohen initially was not supposed to approach any dead body, and if he did so he became ritually impure"), which as you can imagine, could be a major problem for travel. According to Haaretz, Rabbi Yosef Shalom Eliashiv, the leader of the Lithuanian Haredi community in Israel, "found a solution to this issue, ruling that wrapping oneself in thick plastic bags while the plane crossed over the cemetery is permissible."

Rabbi Yosef Shalom Eliashiv chose the complex solution... it would have bean easier (and more faithful to the original belief) to declare that if you're flying over a given height, you're far enough from the dead to be allowed to fly over the cemeteries.

 

[PandaPedinte]