Posting an old fave for my last contribution:
It's too bad we can't have this in the main forum. This thread took like 4X longer than the last few to reach the limit. We might have been okay these thread weren't hijacked by aspiring joke posters thirsty for some spotlight, but it is better now.
Oh well, who cares. As long as there's not a stale ass doge joke in the title it'll be good enough.