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[Avixph]

Whaaaaaat?

 

[Red Liquorice]

Nothing turns gay men straight like being woken up by their mother raping them.

 

[Goodacre0081]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Pro]

Avixph look like he been out da hood for some time now.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

The name explains it all.

 

[Pro]

I still don't know what this has to do with Obama?

 

[Palmer_v1]

I still don't know what this has to do with Obama?

He's pushing the red nuke button on his desk.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

He's pushing the red nuke button on his desk.

Do they really have it right there on the desk? That's kind of dangerous.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Lufiaddict]

Stone market?

Celebrities that look like / would make great jRPG final bosses

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Do they really have it right there on the desk? That's kind of dangerous.

No. The single, portable device the President can use to launch America's entire nuclear arsenal remotely, the so-called "nuclear football" actually looks like this:

And don't worry; they don't keep it on his desk. Instead, they keep it with a military aide that is close to Obama at all times.

 

[SJRB]

No. The single, portable device the President can use to launch America's entire nuclear arsenal remotely, the so-called "nuclear football" actually looks like this:

And don't worry; they don't keep it on his desk. Instead, they keep it with a military aide that is close to Obama at all times.

He's actually giving a serious response

 

[SuperSonic1305]

It's just like one of my Japanese animes.

 

[Palmer_v1]

No. The single, portable device the President can use to launch America's entire nuclear arsenal remotely, the so-called "nuclear football" actually looks like this:

And don't worry; they don't keep it on his desk. Instead, they keep it with a military aide that is close to Obama at all times.

I like to imagine him standing silently in the corner of the bedroom while the Obamas are getting it on.

"Damnit, Barry, doe he have to be in here?"

"He likes to watch..."

 

[Bodacious]

Is that guy interpreting in sign language? LMFAO!

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

He's actually giving a serious response

Apparently dry sarcasm doesn't translate very well over the internet. While the information in my post is accurate, I was trying to be funny; I didn't seriously think the person I quoted thought the button was real. I only replied because I think it is amusing that there actually is a device that is somewhat functionally equivalent to the stereotypical Big Red Button.

 

[sixteen-bit]

 

[Avixph]

Avixph look like he been out da hood for some time now.

Not yet.

 

[PandaPedinte]

Why Kanye always have the same facial expression?

 

[FUME5]

Seems you don't need many safe moist as dudes to trigger the Neogaf wet effect.

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[the chris]

 

[Übermatik]

 

[G.O.O.]

this pisses me off so much

 

[themagicalkitsune]

this pisses me off so much

Me too, I hate it when they come without the cables and power supply.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Found in the Gandhi thread

 

[Demy]

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

.

 

[PandaPedinte]

Me too, I hate it when they come without the cables and power supply.

lol

 

[The Incarnation]

 

[G.O.O.]

Shouldn't it be Byzan... oh. I got it.

Spoiler

now it's Istanbul

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Übermatik]

*Edit* Shit. Ah well, I got another funny pic:

 

[PandaPedinte]

Übermatik pls

 

[Avixph]

Family gif?

Now ducks are going after humans?

 

[Übermatik]

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Broder Salsa]

"Underwater Photographer Gets Caught in a Sperm Whale 'Poopnado,' Brings Back Photos"

#rip

 

[XT Vengeance]

I think the only option after that is death.

 

[MiszMasz]

That whale's so embarrassed now, you guys.

 

[Stinkles]

That whale's so embarrassed now, you guys.

I thought it was new Hubble shots.

 

[MiszMasz]

I thought it was new Hubble shots.

Hubble, blubble, soil and trouble.

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Rest]

Wow, that's great. Do the cops get out and try to arrest you after that? Or do the stay in the car and keep trying to chase you?

 

[Goodacre0081]

 

[The Janitor]