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[PandaPedinte]

#comebacküber #hashtagsarecool #ishouldpostonlyusinghastagsfromnowon

 

[DD]

#TrojitaLooksGreat

 

[liliththepale]

#stopkillingthefunlilith

#2spoopy4me

 

[PandaPedinte]

#morecutethingsonthisthread

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Trouble]

 

[Avixph]

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[darkiguana]

Similar incident:
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The Revenant 2 looks really bad....

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

 

[smurfx]

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[sophora]

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

A bird’s-eye view of the design for the new Beijing Airport.

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ThatsAVagina.gif

 

[themagicalkitsune]

 

[DonMigs85]

Looks like a Decapodian's cloacal vents

 

[Trouble]

Looks like a Decapodian's cloacal vents

Is that fancy talk for vagina?

 

[SPCTRE]

They even have some sort of game

Brown is my favorite LINE-guy

 

[G.O.O.]

The height requirement for BATMAN: The Ride is 54" (1.37m), but in that first panel the kid is either extremely short or his parents are very tall. If we take the Six Flags employees to be sticklers for rules (and they better be quite stringent if they're going to be murdering select participants, because that's a lot of paperwork!) then the kid is at least 54" tall.

The average US female (assuming these are not foreign tourists) height is about 5'4", or 64" (1.62m), and the average distance from the ground to the top of her hips (which is as tall as the kid here) is is 40". So taking those proportions (64 x 64/40) the woman must be around 8'6" tall, or 102" (2.59m). You can also see this quite clearly in the second and third frames where their heads sit partially above the headrests, which would be extremely dangerous and uncomfortable for how janky and rough of a coaster that Batman is.

Given such astounding height it's surprising that they weren't decapitated in addition to being shot. There actually is one instance of a teen being decapitated on BATMAN: The Ride, but it was from being in a forbidden area underneath where part of the coaster's track runs (which was blocked off by multiple fences).

I'm trying to make the comic actually funny trust me I was giggling a lot when I wrote that up.

... okay so you have a point and I'll answer you on this later

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don't count on it

but I think you just implied that the picture I posted wasn't actually funny and just so you know that hurt my feelings a little.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Don't use an owl as a ring bearer

 

[Bradach]

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[PrawnyNZ]

#ripberensteinbears

 

[Melchiah]

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of beggin' strips, it's morning... and we're dogs.

Hit it.

 

[bchamba]

 

[G.O.O.]

NSFW religion and butt

 

[Melchiah]

 

[ChewbaccaUncircumcised]

 

[ChewbaccaUncircumcised]

 

[Anoregon]

Don't speak to me or Gary Busey ever again.

 

[ChewbaccaUncircumcised]

 

[bchamba]

Do i still have to spoiler tag force awakens stuff?

Spoiler

 

[ChewbaccaUncircumcised]

 

[ChewbaccaUncircumcised]

 

[SalvaPot]

 

[ChewbaccaUncircumcised]

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[FelixOrion]

oh god why'd you have to remind me of this pun why whyyyyy

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[FUME5]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Avixph]

 

[smurfx]

 

[Clydefrog]

what do you think the cat said?

 

[FUME5]

 

[SnakeXs]

what do you think the cat said?

fuck off m8