If you are going to get THAT tattoo, you'd better be the goddamn champ of eating pussy. Like, people make the drive from three counties over to get a look at it.
Is this the plot of that Girl on the Train book I've heard about?
oh fuck i need to know the answer to that mirror question
Simple.oh fuck i need to know the answer to that mirror question
oh fuck i need to know the answer to that mirror question
Wish we could post these embedded:
Avengers try to convince Paul Rudd to join: http://gfycat.com/UncomfortableIncompleteAidi
Holy shit that's one of the first things to bring me tears in this thread in a long time
requiescat in pace
This cracks me up way too much.