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[The Wall]

I'm from the UK and I can confirm that no one eats baked beans for breakfast or otherwise.

I do. :C

 

[Theecliff]

yeah cheesy baked beans on toast is my go-to hangover food

 

[blanchot]

i just want to live a quiet life

 

[Mendrox]

i just want to live a quiet life

Aguirre?

 

[Theecliff]

don't worry your secret is safe with us

 

[DD]

have you ever found Melchiah lost in a forest, komplanen-kun?

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

3 posts in the pics threads about wanting to live a quiet life. I think this thread is haunted.

 

[bchamba]

I just want to life a quiet live.

 

[John Kowalski]

I do. :C

don't beans make you fart a lot?

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[Übermatik]

 

[Übermatik]

 

[totoro'd]

 

[ChewbaccaUncircumcised]

 

[komplanen]

have you ever found Melchiah lost in a forest, komplanen-kun?

I once worked very briefly with a man who had bought a gynaecologist's bed (the type where you spread your legs) and he ran advertisements in the classified sections of porno mags where he invited women to come live their perverted gyno-fantasies with him. Apparently people traveled from quite far to experience it. I said "Man you must be lucky to have women travel to you from all over Finland just to have sex" and he responded by saying "Sex? We don't always have sex. You wouldn't understand".

That same man also said he was part of the Ballet of [city name where we lived]. I pointed out he was very short, stout, and looked about as stiff as a light pole. He explained to me that it was just a funny name for a BDSM club.

Spoiler

What? Was I supposed to talk about Melchiah? Well I dunno. He's cool and I like his posts.

 

[bchamba]

 

[komplanen]

 

[komplanen]

 

[komplanen]

 

[komplanen]

 

[komplanen]

 

[Avixph]

 

[DD]

I once worked very briefly with a man who had bought a gynaecologist's bed (the type where you spread your legs) and he ran advertisements in the classified sections of porno mags where he invited women to come live their perverted gyno-fantasies with him. Apparently people traveled from quite far to experience it. I said "Man you must be lucky to have women travel to you from all over Finland just to have sex" and he responded by saying "Sex? We don't always have sex. You wouldn't understand".

That same man also said he was part of the Ballet of [city name where we lived]. I pointed out he was very short, stout, and looked about as stiff as a light pole. He explained to me that it was just a funny name for a BDSM club.

Spoiler

What? Was I supposed to talk about Melchiah? Well I dunno. He's cool and I like his posts.

Yep, that's the Melchiah we all know.

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[D4Danger]

those innuendo kids books are so lame

 

[DD]

NSFW



NSFL

 

[DD]

 

[smurfx]

 

[Duress]

Can I play with your balls?

 

[Übermatik]

Can I play with your balls?

...

Yes.

 

[Duress]

...

Yes.

I thought you were neutered...

 

[Demy]

NSFL

Thinking to himself

 

[Theecliff]

Can I play with your balls?

it definitely helps

 

[Avixph]

 

[Duress]

it definitely helps

Helps with what?

 

[Theecliff]

Helps with what?

there's only one way to find out

 

[FUME5]

You own a Jar Jar fleshlight?

 

[-Ryn]

 

[Duress]

there's only one way to find out

Go on...

 

[Theecliff]

 

[DD]

Saving this one because you have no idea of how much this shit made me laugh today. xD

 

[Avixph]

You own a Jar Jar fleshlight?

Don't you mean flashlight? No I don't own any kind of flashlight since my phone has a flashlight feature.

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[-Ryn]

 

[Nerdkiller]

And if you think I'm making this up...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CB51VNM/

 

[Duress]

You guys make me feel things

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Übermatik]

 

[FUME5]

You guys make me feel things

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[DD]

http://i.imgur.com/mdgJAWK.webm

 

[PandaPedinte]