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Pineapple Pizza Mafia |OT| The War On Fruit Pizza
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Ugh. Now you are being obnoxious just for the sake of it.
Listen. I trust Monkey, which means I DON'T THINK A COP IS GOING TO COUNTERCLAIM HER REGARDLESS, BECAUSE SAID COP DOES NOT EXIST DUE TO MONKEY TELLING THE TRUTH.
HOWEVER, IF THERE WAS A REAL COP OUT THERE, IT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID OF THEM NOT TO HAVE COUNTERED, BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE ESSENTIALLY LETTING 1-2 SCUM GET AWAY, IN A GAME OF 4-5 SCUM, AND 1 SCUM ALREADY LYNCHED. SO WE WOULD HAVE MAYBE 3 SCUM NAILED DOWN OUT OF 4-5.
SO IT WOULD MAKE FUCKING SENSE TO COUNTER-CLAIM MONKEY THE SCUM COP. BUT BECAUSE I THINK MONKEY IS TELLING THE TRUTH, I TRUST HER, AND DOUBT THERE WILL BE A COUNTER, REGARDLESS.
IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE, FUCK.
Read the above again. The bolded part is only from the POV of those people who are already pushing for Monkey lynch (TTK), not me.
Listen. I trust Monkey, which means I DON'T THINK A COP IS GOING TO COUNTERCLAIM HER REGARDLESS, BECAUSE SAID COP DOES NOT EXIST DUE TO MONKEY TELLING THE TRUTH.
HOWEVER, IF THERE WAS A REAL COP OUT THERE, IT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID OF THEM NOT TO HAVE COUNTERED, BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE ESSENTIALLY LETTING 1-2 SCUM GET AWAY, IN A GAME OF 4-5 SCUM, AND 1 SCUM ALREADY LYNCHED. SO WE WOULD HAVE MAYBE 3 SCUM NAILED DOWN OUT OF 4-5.
SO IT WOULD MAKE FUCKING SENSE TO COUNTER-CLAIM MONKEY THE SCUM COP. BUT BECAUSE I THINK MONKEY IS TELLING THE TRUTH, I TRUST HER, AND DOUBT THERE WILL BE A COUNTER, REGARDLESS.
IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE, FUCK.
Read the above again. The bolded part is only from the POV of those people who are already pushing for Monkey lynch (TTK), not me.
Blargonaut
Banned
I went back through D1 and found these:
Now consider these D1 posts of hers, in the context of D2, and now.
D1: She openly says she thinks SkyOdin is suspicious, but will not vote against him. She states that she wants to live until at least D3.
D2: Who were the first two to vote against acohrs, who we can now tentatively surmise is likely not scum after the Dome between him and Swamped? It was hey_monkey and SkyOdin, posts #910 and #1056 respectively:
Note that the timeframe of the origin of the Swamped push, started by Launchpad, was post #650, D2. There were 3 votes (Launch, Lifeline, isaacnukem) against Swamped at this point in time before hey_monkey started the push against acohrs at #910. 3 votes on Swamped when the acohrs push commenced.
D3: Swamped is dead by now. Scum is down 1 member out of 4 or 5. Day starts and hey_monkey immediately claims via pre-typed post that she checked SkyOdin N1 and cleared him as Town besides my own red-check. Then SkyOdin claims that there is a penalty for lynching him that is detrimental to Town, and is only safely killed during the Night.
isaacnukem
Member
Maybe the cop wants to stay alive. I don't know. What even is this game anymore.
Blargonaut
Banned
StanleyPalmtree
Banned
..so imma sleep soon, should i like place a vote on blarg now? or do y'all have this?
i mean im cool either way, but sounds like you wanna keep yelling at each other and i wouldn't wanna spoil your fun too early.
i mean im cool either way, but sounds like you wanna keep yelling at each other and i wouldn't wanna spoil your fun too early.
Right, no, I can read. My reading comprehension is fine, it doesn't increase seeing things in all caps and all caps doesn't magically make everything true. We're not idiots Burb, we can read between the lines.
You're using thise people as an outlet for your own thoughts. Most reasonable players would have already come to a similar conclusion as me already or after a flip, they don't need you romping around yelling 'Hey, do you know what TTK said? No? This is what he said, but it's such bullshit, though I guess other people are gonna believe it. So you believe it? Oh my God, I can't believe we're going to be going over this again tomorrow, if only a cop could counterclaim to put this obvious bullshit to rest, where are all the investigative roles, how come no one is countering such bullshit?'
No, no I do not think you're being anywhere near sincere.
Blargonaut
Banned
Disgustingly lazy.
This is the dumbest bullshit I've ever heard. So you are saying I'm putting my 'real thoughts' into other peoples pov?
Yeah, right. You fucking moron. I'm going to leave this thread before I get so angry I sub out of this game.
StanleyPalmtree
Banned
hey man its freaking 2 am im too tired to entertain right now.
Blargonaut
Banned
So don't drag me down with you?
isaacnukem
Member
Chill out, everyone, it's only a game.
Trying to figure out why Monkey would check SkyOdin N1.
She started the day out, complementing the dude.
Suddenly someone notices a connection
Oh no! Scum team has been found out. What do?
And now we have Monkey saying she checked Sky on N1 even though on D1 Sky was at the bottom of her scum list.
Something smells staged.
She started the day out, complementing the dude.
Suddenly someone notices a connection
Oh no! Scum team has been found out. What do?
And now we have Monkey saying she checked Sky on N1 even though on D1 Sky was at the bottom of her scum list.
Something smells staged.
Of course, just like Palmer, his partner is going MIA justifiably.
Maybe Palmer has some good advice to share with you.
isaacnukem
Member
VOTE: SkyOdin
Because why not.
Because why not.
isaacnukem
Member
My only suspects right now are Palmer, hey_monkey, and SkyOdin. I'm sleepy. I know Blargonaut will probably bite the dust but know that I believe in you.
Blargonaut
Banned
Thanks for your vote. And I can respect that
isaacnukem
Member
I just noticed and learned WAMD is a vanilla townie? One thing of note is that in the OP where all the dead are written, the roles are prefaced with "The", denoting that a role is only owned by a single person. WAMD is The Vanilla Townie so all the other Vanilla Townies please stand up, you've got some explaining to do. Palmer is scum, I think. Who else claimed vanilla tuna, don't be shy now.
Blargonaut
Banned
If SkyOdin is lynched Today and he was telling the truth, scum will have a double-kill Tonight.
One of those kills might be me. If he was telling the truth and you lynch him later (because scum definitely won't kill him) you won't have this potential buffer zone through me.
I think Darryl or Burbeting are scum. And if I decided to embrace my Neutrality, you all know how I feel about Palmer. But I already went 2 Nights without killing him, so you know he's not my objective towards any Win condition. These 3 are my candidates, unless you all have better suggestions to offer.
One of those kills might be me. If he was telling the truth and you lynch him later (because scum definitely won't kill him) you won't have this potential buffer zone through me.
I think Darryl or Burbeting are scum. And if I decided to embrace my Neutrality, you all know how I feel about Palmer. But I already went 2 Nights without killing him, so you know he's not my objective towards any Win condition. These 3 are my candidates, unless you all have better suggestions to offer.
StanleyPalmtree
Banned
am i just delirious right now or did that post actually just happen?
Day 3 votes
timetokill (0)
launchpadmcq 2173 (2183)
blargonaut (7)
hey_monkey 2175 (2581)
burbeting 2178
palmer_v1 2180
launchpadmcq 2183 (2291)
skyodin 2276
acohrs 2407 (2615)
nomadic sparks 2408 (2723)
isaacnukem 2434 (2596)
dr. worm 2504 (2509)
lifeline 2666 (2721)
hey_monkey 2704
dr. worm 2712
darryl 2793
lifeline 2841
palmer_v1 (0)
isaacnukem 2177 (2434)
nomadic sparks (0)
timetokill 2361 (2438)
skyodin (2)
nomadic sparks 2368 (2385)
blargonaut 2818
isaacnukem 2869
hey_monkey (1)
timetokill 2438
lifeline 2518 (2666)
blackbuzzard (1)
acohrs 2615
monkey (1)
nomadic sparks 2723
acohrs (1)
blackbuzzard 2724
An up to date vote count can be found here
Majority is 9
Day 3 ends in:
timetokill (0)
blargonaut (7)
burbeting 2178
palmer_v1 2180
skyodin 2276
hey_monkey 2704
dr. worm 2712
darryl 2793
lifeline 2841
palmer_v1 (0)
nomadic sparks (0)
skyodin (2)
blargonaut 2818
isaacnukem 2869
hey_monkey (1)
timetokill 2438
blackbuzzard (1)
acohrs 2615
monkey (1)
nomadic sparks 2723
acohrs (1)
blackbuzzard 2724
An up to date vote count can be found here
Majority is 9
Day 3 ends in:
BlackBuzzard
Banned
it did happen first thing i see, that def got a chuckle out of me.
Blargonaut
Banned
Lifeline, I don't think you've noticed, but this is an immensely important business transaction that I am trying to negotiate here. And I can't close it, Lifeline. I can't. I can't close this deal with you obfuscating my aura. I need my presence, Lifeline. Lifeline.
Lifeline.
Lifeline.
StanleyPalmtree
Banned
now people are rhyming at me, i cant handle this, im out.
put me down for a spiritual vote on Blarg or whatever, hes 1 away from majority and i dont wanna hammer. looking pretty sure hes gon be lynch so yeahs.
peace out peoples.
o/
Blargonaut
Banned
Aren't you even going to consider my deal post above?
hey_monkey
Banned
I haven't finished reading the thread but since Blarg is cherrypicking the shit out of my random one-offs, let me answer that real quick. I already explained the D3 to you then, Blarg, when you called it out. I also did not vote for Sky d1 because he said he was having connection issues and that could have been an explanation for his weird behavior. And yes, I like Sky. Liked him in anime. I like Swamped too. I like you. Sue me, I guess?
If you wanna suspect him but you believe me, why are you picking at me?
In and out this morning and of course it's when y'all get up to ruckus. Will be in as I can.
If you wanna suspect him but you believe me, why are you picking at me?
In and out this morning and of course it's when y'all get up to ruckus. Will be in as I can.
hey_monkey
Banned
Trying to figure out why Monkey would check SkyOdin N1.
She started the day out, complementing the dude.
Suddenly someone notices a connection
Oh no! Scum team has been found out. What do?
And now we have Monkey saying she checked Sky on N1 even though on D1 Sky was at the bottom of her scum list.
Something smells staged.
by all means don't pull the posts where I say Sky is pinging neutral or scum to me for his weirdness. please jump on me for not wanting to waste a vote on someone who had no traction, which is part of why I got killed in anime. Just pick the shit that fits whatever you wanna construct now.
Blargonaut
Banned
I've pointed out what I think are points where you've openly colluded with each other. I've offered my own ultimatum. If you have any inkling of trying to entertain my offer, any inkling of understanding what I'm trying to warn you of regarding SkyOdin in the light of the flip confirming a real Miller in this game and in spite of your nonobjective closeness to Sky, then let me hear your suggestions as I've asked everyone for.
This is what I have on the table:
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hey_monkey
Banned
Why would scum kill you? What are the odds? Why wouldn't they kill some townies so as to like, get closer to winning? Is this like how you killed Natiko for our own good, really? Becauae no matter how you try to sell the Natiko death, I'm not buying it. That wasn't for town. If you really think it was, you fucked up. But hey! It's a game of fuckery right now.
There's only one deal I'd make for you right now and it's for YOU to kill Sky if we can confirm his power probably is only on a lynch. And even that I don't love because I'm the one with the green check on him but there's a chance it could be wrong, sure. But lynching Sky is not in our best interests. So why didn't you suggest that deal?
There's only one deal I'd make for you right now and it's for YOU to kill Sky if we can confirm his power probably is only on a lynch. And even that I don't love because I'm the one with the green check on him but there's a chance it could be wrong, sure. But lynching Sky is not in our best interests. So why didn't you suggest that deal?
hey_monkey
Banned
And then instead we could lynch someone we think is scum and avoid the two-night problem.
Much cleaner. And yet.
I don't love it. I don't trust you. I'm half more interested in hearing what you say and curious why you waited.
Much cleaner. And yet.
I don't love it. I don't trust you. I'm half more interested in hearing what you say and curious why you waited.
Who do you have in mind?
If you have a proposition in place I don't mind hearing you out Blarg.
Blargonaut
Banned
Me alive equals odds, however slim, that I kill a scum member Tonight. Yes, the odds are higher I kill another Town but the odds against scum remain. It's the introduction of a reducer. They're already down 1 member out of 4 or 5 which leaves 3 or 4 scum left. Every individual is crucial to their team.
By leaving me alive you reduce the odds of them killing Town Tonight from a highly-likely 100% to them having to split their decision-making between me as a potential threat to them or another.
And would you be willing to let me go Today to do that? Who'd be your alternative lynch for Today?
hey_monkey
Banned
I'd have to think on it. Easy would be Nomadic Sparks. If we want a real player it'll come to an argument. The conspiracy theory contingent will gun for me. Might as well have two damn night phases if that's the case.
Regardless I can't do this myself and I'm. Not even convinced it's a great idea so you gotta wait for others to appear.
Regardless I can't do this myself and I'm. Not even convinced it's a great idea so you gotta wait for others to appear.
Blargonaut
Banned
I've already stated the two who I think are scum, Darryl or Burbeting, based off their actions against Swamped Yesterday which were during the last minutes of D2. My reasoning is in the posts above.
Blargonaut
Banned
Nomadic Sparks has done nothing but be my unofficial hype-man since he got here. If that's not a #scumtell, I don't know what is
timetokill
Banned
Having voted for him earlier I'd obviously be fine with a sparks lynch, damn I hate coasters
I mean, NM has done nothing of worth so you could probably sway me and I wouldn't cry for them.
Blarg, I already said that I'm down for a Burb lynch (I'm iffy about Darryl since he really has been putting in objective work) so if you can find others to agree, hit me up.
timetokill
Banned
Also, following these Blarg posts immediately after waking up is some real Twin Peaks shit
Blargonaut
Banned
timetokill
Banned
No for me on a burb lynch
Because reasons
Because reasons
Blargonaut
Banned
5-and-half-hours or it's me