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Pit Bull owned by Porcupine

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Drinky Crow said:
A poor gal whacking her head on a diving board is hilarious and spawns a bunch of PWNED remarks, but a dog getting Gatling-punctured by a porcupine it attacked is tragedy?

FUCK'D UP VALUES ALL AROUND!
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Actually, I think both incidents are deserving of sympathy.
 
Drinky Crow said:
A poor gal whacking her head on a diving board is hilarious and spawns a bunch of PWNED remarks, but a dog getting Gatling-punctured by a porcupine it attacked is tragedy?

FUCK'D UP VALUES ALL AROUND!
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where is this "poor gal whacking her head on a diving board" photo?

and drinking crow your right.

the values are all around fucked up
 
Kano said:
Not necessarily. What many interpret to be aggressive behavior, is often the playful antics of a hyperactive pet.
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Did you miss the part about there being an insane amount of needles on its face?

3 or 4 needles could be percieved as hyperactivity. Over 300 can easily be assumed as determined aggrivation.
 
Drinky Crow said:
A poor gal whacking her head on a diving board is hilarious and spawns a bunch of PWNED remarks, but a dog getting Gatling-punctured by a porcupine it attacked is tragedy?

FUCK'D UP VALUES ALL AROUND!
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GAF = Animal loving, misogynistic, anime-watching stay at-parent's home, virgins.



That about wraps it up here.
 
Drinky Crow said:
A poor gal whacking her head on a diving board is hilarious and spawns a bunch of PWNED remarks, but a dog getting Gatling-punctured by a porcupine it attacked is tragedy?

FUCK'D UP VALUES ALL AROUND!
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Funny I don't seem to remember laughing at that poor girl. Hmm, that's odd, you'd think I would remember if I laughed at something. But to be fair, there were a lot of jackasses that did laugh. That being said, don't try and group me in with them.
 
PhatSaqs said:
Poor dog :lol :lol

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I don't know about you guys, but that picture kinda had my skin crawling. A bit like the lamprey mouth photoshopped onto fingers picture.
 
:lol :lol :lol
PWNED!!!!!!!

Anyhow, this thread ranks right up there with the kicking a dog that is attacking you thread. Funny to see all the responses from the "OMG you guys are assholes for doing this/ who would kick a dog" to the "I fed a dog who barks at me chocolate" responses.

Its a funny picture, plain and simple. I am dog person ,but the dog deserved what it got.
 
cubanb said:
:lol :lol :lol
PWNED!!!!!!!

Anyhow, this thread ranks right up there with the kicking a dog that is attacking you thread. Funny to see all the responses from the "OMG you guys are assholes for doing this/ who would kick a dog" to the "I fed a dog who barks at me chocolate" responses.

Its a funny picture, plain and simple. The dog deserved what it got.
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i wouldnt only kick a dog, id shoot a dog if it attacked me. i dont care. dogs are stupid little shits.
 
I wonder how many of you guys have ever got a dog. If the pup is scared it will jump and run away from the porcupine, but if he mistakes the pain with an attack it will bite back screwing himself. Having said that bull terriers may be agressive with other animalls (note: not kids) if they are not propperly trained.

This is just an example of nature in action, nothing more, nothing less.
 
Fixed2BeBroken said:
i wouldnt only kick a dog, id shoot a dog if it attacked me. i dont care. dogs are stupid little shits.
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YES i agree! i would shoot the dog if it attacked me, infact my sister was attacked by a dog when she was little, i had the owners shoot it!
 
When threatened, the North American Porcupine places his snout between his forelegs and spins around presenting its rear to the enemy. If attacked, contrary to popular belief, the Porcupine does not throw its quills; instead, it drives its tail against the assailant and dozens of quills detach easily from the skin to remain embedded in the attacker. If hit in the face, a predator such as the Wolf, Bobcat or Mountain Lion may die of starvation when they find it impossible to remove the quills and are thus unable to eat.
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http://www.desertusa.com/mag99/mar/papr/porcupine.html

Damn, that sucks. I feel bad for the poor dog :(
 
When threatened, the North American Porcupine places his snout between his forelegs and spins around presenting its rear to the enemy. If attacked, contrary to popular belief, the Porcupine does not throw its quills; instead, it drives its tail against the assailant and dozens of quills detach easily from the skin to remain embedded in the attacker. If hit in the face, a predator such as the Wolf, Bobcat or Mountain Lion may die of starvation when they find it impossible to remove the quills and are thus unable to eat.
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So even if the Porcupine dies from injuries its attacker would most likely die too.

Best defense ever.
 
The porcupine actually came up near the house and so they are testing it for rabies, It didn't walk away from this one I'm afraid. They are concerned as it is peculiar for a procupine that is mature as this one was to go wandering up near a house with three dogs. The two others had sense not to get involved and were not quilled. Inca on the other hand, I guess took it personally.
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Guess the porcupine didnt make it
 
ManDudeChild said:
Because it's sad that the poor dog was hurt? Yeah the porcupine defended itself, nothing wrong with that. It is nature. Doesn't mean we have to laugh at the poor dog does it?
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Well how else is it going to learn?

h2_needler.jpg


Maybe it's not such a shitty weapon after all.
 
tedtropy said:
Well how else is it going to learn?

h2_needler.jpg


Maybe it's not such a shitty weapon after all.
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Oh yeah, great weapon. One of my favorites to use ... well it IS my favorite. Something about the spread of all those little pink .. whatever they are. Best thing to do if you're in a jam is to bombard w/ a spread, then while they're being shocked (guess that word fits), throw a plasma granade. I'd love to see some kind of weapon combination in Halo 3. Maybe attach that to a rocket launcher or something.

Nice try at baiting.
 
tedtropy said:
Well how else is it going to learn?

h2_needler.jpg


Maybe it's not such a shitty weapon after all.
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:lol

i hate the needler, they suck so bad compared to the other more "useful" weapons.

with that said, when i cant find any weapons on halo2 and the needler is all thats left and my team is either winning by alot or losing by alot, il just Shoot the needlers EVERYWHERE to make a cool explosion of Pink

yea, its useful for that, you know, making the map look pretty with pink needles going everywhere.
 
Drinky Crow said:
A poor gal whacking her head on a diving board is hilarious and spawns a bunch of PWNED remarks, but a dog getting Gatling-punctured by a porcupine it attacked is tragedy?

FUCK'D UP VALUES ALL AROUND!
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For once, I agree totally. 0_o

The post about the diver was a bit sickening, especially because it was obvious that the "owned" picture was inevitable.
 
A lot of ignorance in this thread. Pit Bulls aren't bred to be fighters, they're trained to be fighters by ingnorant, amoral fucks.

Well-trained and loved pit bulls are fantastic animals.
 
ManDudeChild said:
All of you that laugh at that dog are repulsive, small little creatures. The poor dog must have been in excruciating pain. How the FUCK is that funny?
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The dog clearly went dog frenzy on it. Those types of dogs are scary when they do that, if anything it scares the hell out of me. that dog would have been in unbelievable pain, but it still didn't stop. Thats why people shouldn't have these dogs as pets. the dog clearly owned itself with stupidity, stupidity is funny.

My dad got chased by this type of animal for 2 blocks when riding home from work 1 day :lol he thought it was funny for a second, until he was literally pedalling for his life for 2 blocks.
 
Pudding Tame said:
Unless you are in multiplayer and they know how to use the control stick.
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Not to turn this into a Halo 2 thread or anything, but there's few things funner than running up to one of my buddies in a little head-to-head deathmatch with dual needlers while they're ill equipped and yelling "needle spam, needle spam" as they're pelted and eventually go boom.
 
Kano said:
So do I. Exactly how is this funny? And why do people always make these asinine comments about how keeping a pitbull is wrong blah blah. Why fault a dog for being, well, a dog? You raise a dog to be an asshole, it'll act accordindly. Conversely, you raise a dog to be a kind and loving member of your household, it will - surprise! -- be just that.
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Of course, there always seems to be a lot of cases where a pit bull or similar breed will maul someone and you'll see the quote from the owner: "I don't know how it happened -- he was such a friendly dog."

But I agree more or less -- that appropriate training is key in raising any dog, but particularly pit bulls and similar breeds. I think there should be tough regulation (i.e: high licensing fees) for breeds that are considered predisposed to aggressive behavior, and steep penalties (i.e: up to common assault charges) for owners whose dogs attack... in particular, I'm thinking of owners of unregistered dogs.

I don't say that because I think "good" pit bull owners should be punished, but because I think there need to be sufficient hurdles for ownership so the people owning pit bulls actually want that breed and care about it, and aren't 19-year-old goofballs who think their tough dog is cool.

That said, I can't say I'll ever trust them and would rather not be around them period. I've heard of a few cases where an owner has been mauled by his own dog, and that's more than enough for me to want to steer completely clear.
 
DigDugDirkDiggler said:
As previously stated, that is indeed a Bull Terrier, not a Pit Bull.

Anyways, I have a Pit Bull and she is the nicest dog ever to absolutely everyone...except for smaller animals such as squirels. Any other animals she comes across, she actually tries to play with, but because she's so big and strong it often seems like she's attacking them.

There's 6 kids in my family (I'm the oldest at 20) and "Peach" has never attacked any human ever.

Oh, and I live in Ontario so I know their not illegal here.
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Actually, they have been banned in Ontario:

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TORONTO - Calling the dogs "ticking time bombs," Ontario's attorney general announced Friday that the province will become the first in Canada to ban pit bulls.
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This is from October 2004. As soon as all the pit bulls die in Ontario, nobody will legally be allowed to have one. The one thing I don't understand is why Ontario thinks they were first. Manitoba banned them 10+ years ago.
 
TheOMan said:
Actually, they have been banned in Ontario:

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This is from October 2004. As soon as all the pit bulls die in Ontario, nobody will legally be allowed to have one. The one thing I don't understand is why Ontario thinks they were first. Manitoba banned them 10+ years ago.
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Pffft. Manitoba.
 
Stupid fucking pitbulls. They should be illegal to own. I haven't seen an owner responsible enough to control the damn things. I blame rap videos.
 
Drinky Crow said:
A poor gal whacking her head on a diving board is hilarious and spawns a bunch of PWNED remarks, but a dog getting Gatling-punctured by a porcupine it attacked is tragedy?

FUCK'D UP VALUES ALL AROUND!
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:lol :lol

Quoted for Truth.
 
I'll be interested to see what the dog looks like once all the quills are removed ... Pretty sure they'll have to get cracking on that before her head turns into a furry pus balloon. I have more sympathy for her now it sounds like she was defending her home, and I can well imagine it was the pain that caused her to go berserk ... a bit like certain kinds of electric shock which cause you to grip harder instead of let go. Do you think she's blind now or what?
 
Drinky Crow said:
A poor gal whacking her head on a diving board is hilarious and spawns a bunch of PWNED remarks, but a dog getting Gatling-punctured by a porcupine it attacked is tragedy?

FUCK'D UP VALUES ALL AROUND!
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Hitting her face was surely mighty painful, but in the end a relatively minor thing that left her smiling and fine within a short period of time. If hitting her face on the diving board had left hundreds of needles stuck through her face and body requiring long expensive surgery and pain medications months afterward, maybe there'd be real reason to feel bad for her.
 
man. earlier I was like fuck that dog. But when I look at it now I feel for the fool. Poor thing.

I do hate Pitt Bulls though.
 
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