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Pizza scandal shocks Austria
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TheOfficeMut
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Meanwhile, Brazil has it's own Pizza Scandal :
A Famous dude posted this on his social media
Lmao okay that's a new one. Gloves.
The fuck?Meanwhile, Brazil has it's own Pizza Scandal :
A Famous dude posted this on his social media
Guillotine for this pansy ass pizza debaser.
Because civilized pizza is eat using knife and fork. See Italian eating pizza.
Meanwhile, Brazil has it's own Pizza Scandal :
A Famous dude posted this on his social media
Quem come pizza daquele espessura com as mãos? Animal!
Grenouille
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I eat even sandwiches with fork+knife. It even tastes better, I swear.
But why!? It's already a food suited to being eaten with hands, like a sandwich. You don't use cutlery on your sandwiches, do you?!?
Grenouille
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i do
That's... actually insanely clever. Hell, I have a box of like 200 plastic gloves right were I eat. I'm going to start eating everything I normally eat with my hands with gloves on. This has changed my life.
fabricated backlash
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Because that's how you eat pizza. Welcome to civilization. You'll love it here.
This thread is starting to remind me of everyone's favorite non-photogenic politician Ed Miliband.
Dedicated Wikipedia article (I am amazed this exists): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband_bacon_sandwich_photograph
Dedicated thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=903599
Dedicated Wikipedia article (I am amazed this exists): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband_bacon_sandwich_photograph
No kids? Even fake pizza scandals are more exciting than this, Austria.
And this whole thing about eating with hands or fork and knife, it seems more an american thing to me, I mean, I don't think I've seen anything related to that in Brazil...
And this whole thing about eating with hands or fork and knife, it seems more an american thing to me, I mean, I don't think I've seen anything related to that in Brazil...
Why are you even trying to eat that with your hands? Look at the size and thickness of that slice, it can't hold itself together, just eat it with a fork and knife instead of creating a third way to do it. And why would you use gloves to eat pizza, there's no need to generate even more waste.Meanwhile, Brazil has it's own Pizza Scandal :
A Famous dude posted this on his social media
John Kowalski
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Grenouille
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I bet you guys have never tried. It's much better and makes you look more like a gentleman.
"Oh! A pizza thread! I wonder what stupid bullshit am I going to read this time..."
Goddamn animals.
half sarcastic. Even if you are going to eat it with your hands, you are supposed to cut it yourself with knife and forks in a dining occasion!
old manatee
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Norbert Hofer is a fucked up name. I don't even like looking at him.
In a dining occasion, I would assume one would be eating something a bit more sophisticated than pizza.
I ordered several pizzas of different varieties in Florence and Rome. None were as you describe.
Honestly surprised by the amount of people here who don't know this. It's how you originally ate it in the birthplace of the pizza ffs, Napoli. This is the correct way if anything.
Stay ignorant, folks.
I thought it was gonna be about the knives and forks. And lack of white paper plates.
Also I believe I see corn on that pizza, which is a violation.
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It's mostly americans projecting their cultural pracitces as a standard for the whole world, because no one except them exists.
Meanwhile, Brazil has it's own Pizza Scandal :
A Famous dude posted this on his social media
When you are too cool to eat with fork and knive but too classy to dirt your hands.
Man, must they've been sweaty after he finished. That's even worse than having some flour in your fingers.
TheOfficeMut
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Really, who cares if they weren't as that poster described. There isn't anything inherently wrong with using a knife and fork and people need to stop tripping over how other people enjoy their food. Some people don't like to get messy, such as myself, so this is sometimes the preferred method.
Rygar 8 Bit
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corn and eating it with knife and fork? this person is some sort of demon
Ray Wonder
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Meanwhile, Brazil has it's own Pizza Scandal :
A Famous dude posted this on his social media
He clearly ain't 'murican that's for sure
I refuse to believe this exists.
TheOfficeMut
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You're not the only one nowadays refusing to believe reality.
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