Hello all and welcome to the first ever POPGAF Grammy Awards, organised by your friends SupposedStraight and FlatAss_
Please take some time to welcome our host, Lucy Liu.
Unfortunately we have no plans as to what order we will be announcing these awards in, however I felt it was only right to start off with something small. As such, please get ready to hear the nominations.
We apologise for our delays thus far and will get straight into business.
The nominations were as follows:
Atlantis - Azealia Banks
Die Young - Ke$ha
Everything Is Embarrassing Sky Ferreira
Figure 8 - Ellie Goulding
Hot Problems - Double Take
Lookin Hot - No Doubt
One More Night - Maroon 5
Pyramids - Frank Ocean
Red Lips - Sky Ferreira
Scream and Shout (feat. Britney Spears) Will.I.Am
Stupid Hoe Nicki Minaj
Va Va Voom Nicki Minaj
Following our traditions thus far, this award was also very close. The difference between the top voted video and the second most was only 2 points.
To be quite honest, I feel like this is deserved.
The POPGAF ACADEMY OF CUNT is happy to present the following Grammy to it's worthy recipient.
Congratulations to Azealia Banks for one of your most prestigious awards.
Stay tuned for more awards tonight.