A random girl asked me to send her a sexy pic, so I went the sunglasses at night and Sonic shoes route. I don't care what you think but I feel pretty damn sexy.
Manly as hell. Stamp of approval.
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Post New Pics of Yourself 2013 Edition
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Manly as hell. Stamp of approval.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Yesss, beardgaf grows larger by the hour.
Liar! Yoshi why...I was expecting a juicy pm but alas my inbox's emptiness is like a dagger piercing my heart. Your punishment will be me sharing the story of what happened last time I was at your place. I'm sorry but I have to.
I was going to tell this story in Evilore's travel-thread since it was somewhat relevant to that but I forgot and since we're all good friends here ( don't worry one day I'll post a pic myself... one day ) I might as well tell it here. Every word in this story is true, cross my heart, if Yoshi dares he can corroborate as well.
Summer of 2012, me, Yoshi and a couple of other guys from GAF are going to meet up with Evilore in Stockholm. I live in a different town than Yoshi and since his place is closer to Stockholm I thought 'hey why not I'll, pay him a visit the day before the GAF-gettogether'. This wasn't the first time we hung out, I've been to his place before and met his family which consists of some of the most wonderful and kind people I've met.
We spend the day nerding about playing games and talking shit about random GAF stuff as you do. We contact the rest of the crew and throw together some haphazard plan for the next day. Trying to act as a pair of responsible adults we decide to go to sleep around midnight, which was relatively early for both of us, in order to be fresh and energetic the morning thereafter. I get supplied with my own room and bed together with a bunch of gaming magazines that I joyfully flipped through. Before I dose off Yoshi kindly reminded me to not close/lock the door, I don't remember if I'm wrong or not but that's how I heard it and at the time I'm sure there was a good reason to comply, which I did.
Here's where it gets weird...
I'm woken in the middle of the night by something wet touching my face... startled I open my eyes feeling as if my chest/heart is going to burst from all the sudden rush of adrenaline. Through my drunken and sleepy haze I managed to make out a silhouette, of who you ask? Of fucking Yoshi! He's staring right through my eyes digging into my very soul. Again I feel that wet sensation although this time I'm aware of its' origin, it's Yoshi kissing my nose..."Dude, what are you doing?" I asked perplexed : silence. Don't know why I expected an answer...
I think to myself "Surely this is some weird dream" and force myself to go to sleep. Again I'm awakened by someone's presence in the room, this time I manage to see the door creak open before he enters... I'm scared and don't know what to do. He creeps next to me and lays beside me in the bed. At this point I don't know if it was the lack of sleep or something else that made me do it but for some damn reason I kiss him on the nose. I shouldn't have...
Things got a bit awkward from there as he wouldn't let me go, constantly coming into the room throughout the night and gently petting/stroking my hair wanting more kisses. I instantly regretted my decision. I wanted to talk to somebody in the house but I felt uncomfortable bringing it up, especially considering it was so late and the fact that I was the guest in his house.
I couldn't take it anymore so I just pulled the blanket over my head and hoped for the best. I think he got the message after a while as Yoshi subsequently left the room.
Anyways, I still love you ♥Yoshi♥ and even with all that I hope to see you soon again.
Oh I almost forgot, just so there's no confusion Yoshi has a cat called Yoshi.
ThoseDeafMutes
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That's quite the tale, young master Cork.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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trab pu kcip
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Amazing things.
Counter-Strike
Patrick Bateman
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yeah you're right, I mean buying shoes is too much of a risk these days anyway
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trab pu kcip
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Typographenia
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Work in progress of my stopmotion puppet for a movie. Also, I'm there too.
Patrick Bateman
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because you said you'd buy shoes from him because he looks reliable.
Well, if you want to buy the right shoes, you better have a reliable shoemaker/shoeseller.
This doesn't apply to Chucks, Vans or whatever, obviously..
trab pu kcip
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ah mr. bateman :')
this looks interesting + a bit creepy...what kind of movie is it?
also cool beard^^
Typographenia
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Haha, well, it's just the stuff that is going to be underneath the clothing to help keep the mass of the body. I promise it won't look as creepy once it's finished. Well, maybe.
Stopmotion short film about a guy who captures images of people outside his door through the peephole of his apartment using the third eye/mind's eye on his forehead. And other stuff. Okay, maybe a little creepy.
Thanks, I like my beard too. : )
How can you know this being a junior member? Long time lurker I guess, huh?
Kind of!
At first I was like D: Then I was like :3
I don't know why, but this reminds me of Hitchcock's "Rear Window". Please share when it's finished!
FallingEdge
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boring pic, not enough sleep
I just wish I can grow facial hair like yours. It be too good.
It is most definitely sexy.
I just wish I can grow facial hair like yours. It be too good.
It is most definitely sexy.
vhfive is that you?A random girl asked me to send her a sexy pic, so I went the sunglasses at night and Sonic shoes route. I don't care what you think but I feel pretty damn sexy.
You're an inspiration to us all.
trab pu kcip
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so it's that easy? I should request pics like this ALL the time. from everybody!
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<3 ThoseCuteCutes <3 - sexy pic!
AcridMeat - sexy pic!
bytesized - sexy pic!
bateman - sexy pic!
corky - sexy pic!
evol - sexy pic!
uga - sexy pic!
you wish bby
Patrick Bateman
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trab pu kcip
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I knew it wouldn't work! there probably was some kind of evil magic involved. well I tried.
Patrick Bateman
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You want too much from too many.
trab pu kcip
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naw. that's science. I thought choosing many test objects would increase the chance of someone actually doing it. gosh I feel like GLaDos
I do what I must, because I can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. I just keep on trying 'till I run out of cake
legacyzero
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What's going on, GAF??
Patrick Bateman
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trab pu kcip
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the success rate of this is what's getting proved/unproved, I can't change the technique! bateman! SCIENCE!
I contemplated posting a picture of my nipple with a painted smiley face on it. Against my better judgement I shall abstain. The world is still safe.
trab pu kcip
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I'll note that under "50%"
Patrick Bateman
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"Show me yours, I'll show you mine" is not what I would call science..
trab pu kcip
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I see you're not edumacated in the fine science of playing house doctor.
ThoseDeafMutes
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trab pu kcip
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llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies.
I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE: HUGE SUCCESS!
I was actually about to suggest you let your beard grow. I think it would suit you pretty well.
Barbacoatl
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Hi gaf; beerthday pic so I'm positively tipsy in it
Patrick Bateman
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I'm willing to show that much.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Dat Bremsstrahlung...
trab pu kcip
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trab pu kcip
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not again! people really need to stop falling in love with ThoseCuteCutes ;_;
ThoseDeafMutes
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Well, this is still a better nickname than "cuddles", which I somehow earned in tenth grade.
Patrick Bateman
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ThoseDeafMutes
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FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
I'm like a quarter inch off 6'2", and I'm extremely bitter about that quarter inch.
trab pu kcip
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what's 6'6" in german numbers? D: please translate
well...tenth grade bitches thought you look cuddly
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