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[Bob White]

From Fox 5, all the other stations suck.

Likes the simpsons, does an awful impression of Homer

Been with the station since I was a kid, but hasn't aged a day.

The "I'm here at the local zoo giving away toys for homeless people!" lady. She rocks.

Cool weather man. Sounds like a japanese guy doing an american accent. He's also married to the lady above.

Wheather woman for the night broadcast. I always get the feeling she's about to snap and go over the top of some camera guys head with a bat.

Works on the night show. Looks like a bird.

Works at night. He's gay in the BEST way.

One of the sports guys. Looks like a weird version of the younger brother from pete and pete.

Hell yes I'm bored, so the fuck what.

 

[Archaix]

I don't have any pictures and don't care enough about local news here to watch the coverage, but every time I see a teaser on the ABC station I think the anchor is about 12 years old. She doesn't only look it, but she sounds like she's a pre-teen as well.

 

[themadcowtipper]

FAKE SMILE OR REAL?????????????

can someone resize this for me,it would be a great avatar.

 

[Ronald_mcd]

Anthony Agostino. This bastard has one hot ass wife. She was my french teacher and shes greek and has an ass like jlo. No jokes either.

Julie Brown

Bill Hall

Bill Hutchins

Doug Jefferies

 

[AeroGod]

Pre-op or Post-op?

 

[Archaix]

I'm going to have nightmares about Doug Jefferies for the next week.

 

[Outlaw Pro Mod]

This is already getting scary.

 

[mightynine]

Bill Hutchins

Doug Jefferies

I can't decide which one amuses me more.

 

[MrPing1000]

Northern Ireland wins

 

[bishoptl]

Best thread ever.

Guy on the far left is Tony Parsons - been around forever. One of the programmers at my old job swore up and down that Tony has a taste for little boys, but I don't believe it for a minute.

 

[Outlaw Pro Mod]

 

[Dice]

Doug Jefferies reminds me of Bill O'Reilly

 

[Spiritreaver]

Here are the anchors for KOTV (CBS) back when I lived in Tulsa. (I don't care for Arizona news)

Terry Hood
Evening news anchor.

Scott Thompson
Second evening anchor. Also does the Oklahoma stories where he travels the state.

Laurie Fullbright
She does some of the on site reporting, and special news reports.

Craig Day
Another on site reporter. Sometimes anchor.

Jim Giles
Evening weatherman for the weekdays. Probably the best member on the news team. He's been around for so long.

Dick Faurot
Weekend weatherman, just as comforting as Giles during storms. He always has fishing segments on the weekend where people send him pictures of fish they catch and such.

James Aydelott
Morning weatherman, fill-in weatherman and anchor.

Leanne Taylor
Morning show anchor.

Casey Norton
2nd morning show anchor.

Glenda Silvey
Noon anchor, she actually taught English for a couple of years at my middle school. I also think she used to work for the ABC station's news team but was let go after cursing on air. I might be confusing that with Leanne Taylor though, I don't remember.

John Holcomb
Sports. @_@

I actually enjoyed watching KOTV for some reason. It's weird not being able to watch the news with them because I'm so used to it. My grandparents would always leave it on that channel all day and it just sort of stuck. Really odd. I usually hate the news.

EDIT: How could I forget Rick Wells?

Anchor/special news. Used to work on the morning show, moved to the evening show. His "Hey! What's the Deal?" segments are AWESOME.

 

[mightynine]

I'll let you guess who does what.

 

[samus4ever]

News people for CBS in Atlanta.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

This weatherman owns. It always seems like him and the chick above are having an affair or something.

 

[Bob White]

"dude, i'm high as a motherfucker."

 

[fennec fox]

WPVI-TV, ABC, Philadelphia (the birthplace of Action News)

Jim Gardner; been doing it since before I was born

Cathy Gandolfo, been there even longer

Rob Jennings, aka the weekend homoanchor

David Henry, best 'stache in the biz

Don Polec -- as you may guess he does the "Wacky" news

 

[pestul]

NTV News team (St. John's, NL)

Fred Hutton

Toni Marie Wiseman

Lynn Burry

Darrin Beny

Jim Furlong

 

[element]

Kiro 7 CBS - They are alright. Kinda old.

Leslie Miller, she used to be on Fox here in Seattle but recently quit. She was voted, Female Newscaster you would like to see naked by a local radio station.

 

[AeroGod]

Anchorwoman

Weatherman

Helicopter Traffic report, because we're pimp like that.

One of the sports guy, he had a legit interest in the Cavs before LeBron James, so he has limited(if any) credibility.

He's not a real news person, he's a homeless guy they picked up off the street and they feed him a few pots of coffee and let him loose on the streets of Cleveland in the morning for our enjoying. How he hasnt been shot to death is a mystery to everyone in Northeastern Ohio.

Evening Anchorman

Annoying afternoon anchorman, he thinks he is awesome when he infact sucks alot.

Reviews movies, but not really. He likes everything he sees, especially if it has nudity. He loves nudity. Also does fake interviews with celebrities, he cant fool anyone.

The other sports guy, but its wierd because he hates Cleveland sports it seems.

Old as all of hell anchorwoman. Im surprised the the studio lights havnt melted away the plastic surgery yet. She is also very good natured it seems, whenever someone dies she sighs or makes it real evident she isnt pleased, but you know behind the curtain she is an evil bitch.

Legendary Ohio weatehrperson, he also like to rape small cats and dogs as a side job. Everyday he tries to sell off animal on death row to the viewers. His "love" for animals is at a demented level.

 

[mightynine]

"dude, i'm high as a motherfucker."

My god, I'm in tears imagining him actually saying that.

 

[Wario64]

This weatherman owns. It always seems like him and the chick above are having an affair or something.

I hate NBC11.

 

[Defensor]

Morning news:

Tony McEwing

Jean Martirez

Steve Edwards

Dorothy Lucey

Jillian Barberie

Someone can do the Night news team.

P.S. I miss Lisa Joyner on Fox.

 

[Socreges]

Best thread ever.

Guy on the far left is Tony Parsons - been around forever. One of the programmers at my old job swore up and down that Tony has a taste for little boys, but I don't believe it for a minute.

Hell yes. I like how they all get along so well and it's not at all forced. So rare these days.

And:

Squire Barnes is hilarious.

 

[Coop]

And the biggest douche bag of all time

Known as Wolfman and Chewbacca

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Morning news:

Jean Martirez

Jean! Let me, touch you............

 

[Kon Tiki]

Do not have a local news station. So here is a city 2 hours away!

I guess these guys and gals cover out city. :S

 

[ManaByte]

I don't watch local news.

 

[reggieandTFE]

Shit, I don't even know who half the newscasters in Chicago are any more (there's five local stations and countless teams) but I always see the old ones popping up on CNN, MSNBC etc. Oh yeah and that douche Jon Kelly on Extra used to do the sports for NBC5.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i wish i had the pics, but the local weatherman from the Fox affiliate just got a toupee a few weeks ago. and its not even a regular toupee, its like all spiky and shit. After YEARS of being bald and on television...who does he think he's fooling? Its roofle-icious.

 

[calder]

When I was your age, our local news telecasts were called 'the paper'.



News on TV? That's 2 great tastes that just do not work together.

When I want to make myself quietly angry, I read the National Post. When I want to make myself wryly unhappy with how fucking stupid some people are, I read the Sun. When I want to vomit blood and wrench the hair from my head in a white-hot fury of pure rage, I read Tom Brodbeck.

 

[The Faceless Master]

THE MAN

 

[aparisi2274]

WABC 7 NYC

Bill Ritter:

Diana Williams:

Scott Clark(Sports)

Sam Champion(Weather)

 

[aparisi2274]

WNBC in NYC.

Nightime news (I think)

Sue Simmons:

Len Berman(Sports)

Janice Huff(Weather)

 

[The Faceless Master]

Harry Martin

Brenda Blackmon

Storm Field (Weather)

Russ Salzberg (Sports)

Rolland Smith

Cathleen Trigg

Steve Villanueva

Frank Cipola

Pat Collins (Entertainment)

Brenda Flanagan

Mike Gilliam

Cora-Ann Mihalik

Bob O'Brien

Chris O'Donoghue

Monica Pellegrini

Matt Schwartz

Barbara Nevis Taylor

 

[RiZ III]

wierdest thread ever.

 

[RedDwarf]

This is most of the Fox team. The worst is David Wade (4th down). He has a segment called "Wade a Minute" that makes me hang my head with weariness every time I hear it announced.

 

[Mike Works]

 

[Escape Goat]

All these news people look the same...

 

[yoshifumi]

this thread is absolutely hilarious to me for some reason.

 

[teepo]

From Fox 5, all the other stations suck.

Likes the simpsons, does an awful impression of Homer

Been with the station since I was a kid, but hasn't aged a day.

The "I'm here at the local zoo giving away toys for homeless people!" lady. She rocks.

Cool weather man. Sounds like a japanese guy doing an american accent. He's also married to the lady above.

Wheather woman for the night broadcast. I always get the feeling she's about to snap and go over the top of some camera guys head with a bat.

Works on the night show. Looks like a bird.

Works at night. He's gay in the BEST way.

One of the sports guys. Looks like a weird version of the younger brother from pete and pete.

Hell yes I'm bored, so the fuck what.

i was going to come in here, scroll to the bottom and just say watch day after tommorow to see but surprisingly, the first post answered my question.

 

[yoshifumi]

the tyrannical leader

second in command

sports folk

the political specialist

the wacky guy who does wacky reality tv things for the news

the guy who ocassionally goes out on the street and embarasses/harasses people and commits other general douchebaggery

there's actually a bunch more but i'm too lazy to categorize them all or something.

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

I outright hate Walter Jacobson. Damn Fox Chicago.

 

[ruffles]

Morning news:

Tony McEwing

Jean Martirez

Steve Edwards

Dorothy Lucey

Jillian Barberie

Cool! The Good Day Live team. I love that show. I miss Jillian on the national show

 

[Mustang]

Kiran Cetry, Fox News.

*Fap*

 

[Guzim]

WNBC in NYC.

Nightime news (I think)

Sue Simmons:

Len Berman(Sports)

Janice Huff(Weather)

Even though he's morning news, you forgot the biggest pimp:
MAURICE DUBOIS!

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Leslie Miller, she used to be on Fox here in Seattle but recently quit. She was voted, Female Newscaster you would like to see naked by a local radio station.

I'D LIKE TO RUPTURE HER PIPELINE.

 

[mightynine]

::boiiing::

 

[Ristamar]

::boiiing::

Haha!

Damn, I miss that show. Why couldn't you release the DVDs with the music videos, fuckers!!! *shakes his fist at MTV*