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[Deleted member 1235]

At my work while fixing a printer.

Personal Assistant -"Man this computer program is really hard to work, I'm not a rocket scientist"
Other PA -"Don't worry, no ones a Rocket Scientist"
First PA -"Brain Surgeons Are"

I nearly swallowed my tongue.

 

[Burger]

(Answering phone)

"Hello, Charles speaking"

"Is that Jeremy?"


guhhh

 

[way more]

I have a friend who has been recently convinced the illuminati, masons and skinwalkers all exist and have ties to the government. He's is hard to hang around when he's high and has told me a bunch of dumb shit.

 

[Outlaw]

*me playing Nightwish in my car*
friend:"Who's that"
me: "Nightwish, a metal band from Europe"
friend"Bah!!They must suck because they don't get played on the radio"
*slaps self in the forehead*

 

[Wolfy]

NIGHTWISH RULES

OVER TEH HILLS AND FAR AWAYZ

 

[JackFrost2012]

EDIT: N/M

 

[Burger]

http://www.ga-forum.com/search.php?searchid=22677

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Customer: What's a breve?
Me: It's like a cappuccino, but it's made with half and half, so it's much richer.
Customer: What's half and half?
Me: It's half cream and half milk.
Customer: What's about the other half?

Teenager: How old do you have to be to work here?
Me: Eighteen, because we sell adult magazines.
Teenager: Can you be sixteen?

At the checkout...
Walmart cashier: What's that?
Me: It's an eggplant.

 

[bjork]

I get these daily:

- :guy picks up kendo stick:
"Hey, if I hit someone with this, would it hurt?"

- "Do you have ______"
"Yes, everything is in alphabetic order right there."
: person looks for like ten minutes in the wrong section of the alphabet:

Not really conversations, but still... wtf

 

[J2 Cool]

my parents in a political discussion

 

[impirius]

"If it wasn't for my horse, I never would've spent that year in college."

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