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Willco · Mar 5, 2005

... WOULD YOU EAT THAT?

Diablos · Mar 5, 2005

It looks like MOLD!

Mugen · Mar 5, 2005

That poutine looks like it's been sitting in the fridge for a while.

demi · Mar 5, 2005

You look like mold.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

*BARF!*

Nightbreeze · Mar 5, 2005

BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

Tarazet · Mar 5, 2005

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

thefit · Mar 5, 2005

looks good to me, is it a dessert?

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

thefit said:
looks good to me, is it a dessert?

It's french fries with curdled cheese and gravy. And gravy made from some weird powder.

Mugen · Mar 5, 2005

Just to add, I don't put ketchup in my poutine, just gravy and cheese. Putting ketchup does make it look disgusting but I heard it tastes better. I personally don't like it with ketchup tho.

Nightbreeze · Mar 5, 2005

Adding ketchup is only what crazy people do. It's an explosion of tastes.

android · Mar 5, 2005

It's ugly but tasty. And it makes you wonder why all Quebecer's don't weigh 400 pounds. So its food for the stomach and the brain.

Diablos · Mar 5, 2005

demi said:
You look like mold.

Just trying to emulate your good looks sir!

Fifty · Mar 5, 2005

It's not fine art, it's just tasty. Have you even had it, Willco?

ManDudeChild · Mar 5, 2005

Poutine > all

When done right. Those examples you've posted are NOT done right. Good poutine should have just enough gravy and cheese that the fries flavor is enhanced, not drown in a pool of soggyness.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

Fifty said:
It's not fine art, it's just tasty. Have you even had it, Willco?

No, I prefer not to vomit in my mouth while eating.

Fifty · Mar 5, 2005

Oh ok, I just wanted to make sure you were passing judgement on it before trying it.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

Fifty said:
Oh ok, I just wanted to make sure you were passing judgement on it before trying it.

I still can't believe you people actually eat that stuff. That's disgusting.

demi · Mar 5, 2005

You're disgusting.

android · Mar 5, 2005

Okay Willco we will keep Poutine out of America, only if America promises to quit bottling it's urine and sending it up here, hoping to sell it as beer. Keep that stuff below the 49th.

ManDudeChild · Mar 5, 2005

android said:
Okay Willco we will keep Poutine out of America, only if America promises to quite bottling it's urine and sending it up here, hoping to sell it as beer. Keep that stuff below the 49th.

Just to elaborate. You guys can't switch from dog to monkey urine, then start sending the shit up as an improvement. We don't want any of the urine beer

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

android said:
Okay Willco we will keep Poutine out of America, only if America promises to quit bottling it's urine and sending it up here, hoping to sell it as beer. Keep that stuff below the 49th.

Dude, Americans don't even like American beer. The only American beer I drink is Yuengling and those who enjoy it will testify to it's great taste.

... Unfortunately, it's a small time brewery and with limited sales range.

android · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
Dude, Americans don't even like American beer. The only American beer I drink is Yuengling and those who enjoy it will testify to it's great taste.

... Unfortunately, it's a small time brewery and with limited sales range.

Yeah but the difference is Poutine, while fatting and ugly, tastes great.

TheOMan · Mar 5, 2005

Deep down you know you love it. You are sickened yet intrigued by it's gooey goodness. Make some tonight, and try it. Soon you won't be able to live without.

Just do it.

calder · Mar 5, 2005

I had poutine today with my burger at lunch (Princess Grill for anyone looking for a good diner in the Exchange District

). It was damn good, but they give you way too much and I feel like I have to try to eat it all so for an hour after lunch I'm nearly comatose from overeating.

And don't try to make it sound like it's got some weird shit in it, most everywhere it's just french fries, cheese (mozza or mozza/cheddar in most places) and regular brown gravy. Once you've had it, it's an obvious combo.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

calder said:
I had poutine today with my burger. It was damn good.

And don't try to make it sound like it's got some weird shit in it, most everywhere it's just french fries, cheese (mozza or mozza/cheddar in most places) and regular brown gravy. Once you've had it, it's an obvious combo.

Dude, gravy, french fries and curdled cheese is weird shit.

calder · Mar 5, 2005

Mozzarella is not some weird extra-curdled cheese dude.

Rocket9 · Mar 5, 2005

Blasphemy, poutine > everything else

It's also cheap and usually comes in large portion. I should know as a quebecer.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

calder said:
Mozzarella is not some weird extra-curdled cheese dude.

Cheese is the least offensive of the combination. We have cheese fries in America. Not fucking gravy and soggy fries. That is disgusting.

We're goddamn Americans! We believe in FREEDOM and all that good shit. Not curdled cheese and gravy and fren- er... FREEDOM FRIES.

... Also, I heard the gravy is not regular gravy.

Rocket9 · Mar 5, 2005

Americans giving food advice....

funny

Mike Works · Mar 5, 2005

Poutine is fucking delicious. Most food doesn't look good, so fucking what. You have no opinion on the matter since you've never had it.

Granted, this whole thread was started by someone who comes from a country where people put mayonaise on their french fries, so I doubt any fellow Canuckers took his opinion too seriously

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

Mike Works said:
Granted, this whole thread was started by someone who comes from a country where people put mayonaise on their french fries, so I doubt any fellow Canuckers took his opinion too seriously

Uh, we don't put mayo on our fries. Ketchup, dude. Ketchup. I'm sure some do, but it's just as common as say, someone putting mayo on their fries in Canada.

Mike Works · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
Uh, we don't put mayo on our fries. Ketchup, dude. Ketchup. I'm sure some do, but it's just as common as say, someone putting mayo on their fries in Canada.

I've never heard of anyone using mayo on fries in Canada. Why put on mayo when you can use ketchup or vinegar or POUTINE?

Seriously. Mayonaise.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

Mike Works said:
I've never heard of anyone using mayo on fries in Canada. Why put on mayo when you can use ketchup or vinegar or POUTINE?

Seriously. Mayonaise.

You obviously didn't get the fucking point.

It's as common here as it is as common there. So it's not fucking common.

Ketchup is the dip of choice for fries in America.

android · Mar 5, 2005

Give it a rest. You haven't tried it and yet call it gross, despite every Canadian posting here saying it's great. You were probably one of those "eeeewwwwww vegetables" kids weren't you.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

android said:
Give it a rest. You haven't tried it and yet call it gross, despite every Canadian posting here saying it's great.

And that's why God created America.

You were probably one of those "eeeewwwwww vegetables" kids weren't you.

No, not really.

android · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
And that's why God created America.

:lol No God created the Commonwealth and we shitted out the United States

Mike Works · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
You obviously didn't get the fucking point.

It's as common here as it is as common there.

Well I've never heard of anyone in Canada ever using mayonaise on fries ever, and I've heard it referenced by two Americans I've met and in at least one movie, so no, it's not as common here as it is there?

Ketchup is the dip of choice for fries in America.

Ketchup's the dip of choice for fries in Canada too, but that doesn't make poutine as common in the States as it is here

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

Mike Works said:
Well I've never heard of anyone in Canada ever using mayonaise on fries ever, and I've heard it referenced by two Americans I've met and in at least one movie, so no, it's not as common here as it is there?

I've seen some American's do it, but they're not welcome here.

Ketchup's the dip of choice for fries in Canada too, but that doesn't make poutine as common in the States as it is here

Maybe there's a reason why poutine is common in the states, ay?

Boogie9IGN · Mar 5, 2005

Isn't fries + mayo in Amsterdam?

SAVE ME PULP FICTION

Mike Works · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
Maybe there's a reason why poutine is common in the states, ay?

Huh? Poutine's common in the States?

Gorgie · Mar 5, 2005

At least we don't have biscuits and GRAVY for BREAKFAST. WTF is up with that?

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

Mike Works said:
Huh? Poutine's common in the States?

That time the wording was MY FAULT. I meant "NOT" common.

Gorgie said:
At least we don't have biscuits and GRAVY for BREAKFAST. WTF is up with that?

Biscuits and sausage gravy. Gravy alone would be weird.

Tarazet · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
Dude, gravy, french fries and curdled cheese is weird shit.

I think that sounds fantastic. It reminds me of a description of Belgian food I once read, and any food that is absurdly delicious and makes you fart is A-OK with me.

Fifty · Mar 5, 2005

Willco, you're a culinary bigot.

Hitokage · Mar 5, 2005

Mayo + Fries is German.

Lambtron · Mar 5, 2005

Mike Works said:
Ketchup's the dip of choice for fries in Canada too, but that doesn't make poutine as common in the States as it is here

Maybe I haven't spent enough time in Canada, but I've seen way more bottles of vinegar on tables than bottles of ketchup.

I'd never seen poutine in the States. I still have never tried it. I can't bring myself to try it.

calder · Mar 5, 2005

Vinegar just stays on the table so you always see it because you don't have to refridgerate it like ketchup. Most people use ketchup though.

When I have all the options, I use ketchup about half the time and gravy about 40% of the time with my french fries. I get poutine as a treat or when I'm extra hungry.

Lambtron · Mar 5, 2005

Ketchup is always on the table in the U.S. Especially at like diners and shit. You don't have to refridgerate it. At least... they don't...

Star Power · Mar 5, 2005

Poutine? More like POOtine. Get it? POO. HAHahahHAHAhahAHHAhahaHAHAhahAH.

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