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[Allard]

Lol and people said Kelly had trump on a leash

Its the press secretary this time, but you can bet if its something she offered without a question from the press its likely something the president wanted pushed as a talking point, that or others on the hot seat.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

Comey didn't break the law you hypocritical fucks

 

[Wilsongt]

Comey didn't break the law you hypocritical fucks

BUT

HE

LEAKED

 

[massoluk]

Right, you're not at all trying to influence DoJ

 

[cress2000]

Welcome to Nothingburger King what can we not get for you today.

 

[jellies_two]

The normalisation of this administration continues

Honestly if trump just sat still for a year and tweeted banal shit eventually the whole "system" would just readjust to make him and his band of pirates acceptable.
It's some kind of secret power, if the body can't reject the foreign plant quick enough the tension that arises begins a morphing process that ends up with the outrageous president being the new normal.

If mueller has enough to prosecute and destroy trumps reelection chances, and destroy the GOP 2018 chances, he is actually making a mistake to delay for months longer in order to get more. Because if he waits too long the system will destroy him, he will be the outlier.

 

[Carpe Carnim]

Comey kinda, maybe, possibly, did something illegal

No.

Stop.

Ask someone why this is not actually, in any shape or form correct.

 

[eBay Huckster]

He sounds confident though.

he's sounded confident about a whole fuckin' host of shit that wound up blowing up in the administration's face so far

 

[SolarPowered]

She is so unbelievably obnoxious. I hope she gets caught up in Trump's web of illegal activity.

 

[Neuromancer]

Haha good luck with this you amateurs. I don't agree with all of Comey's decisions but he's a pro at this stuff and he wouldn't do anything to expose himself to legal trouble.

 

[Shadybiz]

Comey kinda, maybe, possibly, did something illegal

Can you let us know what that was? What statute he violated? I think we're all interested to hear.

 

[CazTGG]

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

Can you let us know what that was? What statute he violated? I think we're all interested to hear.

No.

Stop.

Ask someone why this is not actually, in any shape or form correct.

I tried comically parsing what Sanders said, clearly that didn't work

 

[Shadybiz]

I tried comically parsing what Sanders said, clearly that didn't work

Ah, sorry...my sarcasm detector has been wonky these past several months.

 

[DrROBschiz]

they dont need to look at it

Comey already testified under oath

Thats all they need to lean on if they think he did anything wrong or lied


Get the fuck out of here Hukkabee Sanders

 

[Snowybreak]

I tried comically parsing what Sanders said, clearly that didn't work

It's ok man. Sarcasm just doesn't always translate well over text, which is normally why people put /s at the end.

On topic: I'm fucking laughing my ass off here. The shit that's about to go down is un-fucking-precedented. I fucking called the Russian mob ties five months ago, and now all my guessing has proven to be mostly true.

 

[Netherscourge]

And did anyone ask her opinion about looking at her boss for Russian collusion?

 

[le.phat]

"Anybody that breaks the law, whatever that process is that needs to be followed, should certainly be looked at."

I look forward to this very sentiment being used against Trump.

Trump jr. Getting the next pardon.

 

[RoninChaos]

Sanders looks like she eats sticks of butter for fun.

 

[Carpe Carnim]

I tried comically parsing what Sanders said, clearly that didn't work

Yeah, no worries. I'm a little jumpy at the prospect of ceding anything to Republicans in general and Trump's mal-administration in particular.

 

[Grug]

"Anybody that breaks the law, whatever that process is that needs to be followed, should certainly be looked at."

You just know pre-prepared Pardon.docx files are sitting on their hard drive for the entire administration.

 

[Stinkles]

Her tone of scolding indignation makes her snidely asymmetrical lopsided horror show face all the more endearing.

 

[Yaboosh]

Who is she to even say this?

 

[Vixdean]

Fine with me, anything to make that piece of shit's life miserable.

 

[Grug]

Who is she to even say this?

The press secretary effectively speaks on behalf of the administration, so you may as well imagine Trump is saying it. Which isn't hard to believe at all.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

I wish everyone in this administration would perpetually get the shit slapped out of them once every hour for the rest of their lives.

Fine with me, g to make that piece of shit's life miserable.

Hmm you either find him to be despicable because of the pre-election snuff or because you're into Trump propaganda. I am giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming the former.

 

[BrassDragon]

I know all the norms are getting erased but isn't Comey a key witness in an ongoing investigation? How can the US government just take to the stage and lob veiled legal threats and disparaging comments at him without consequence?

Don't think Comey is getting rankled but a lesser character would definitely feel undue pressure under nonsense like this.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

As press secretary, it seems she's taken the gospel of Donnie to heart. Wouldn't even speak ill of Joe Arpiao on the record beyond calling him an old man.

"they should do the thingy and stuff to look into if they need to do more stuff but I'm not recommending it since I wouldn't do that."

She can't even properly answer questions, with a thoughtful or informed response. We certainly fell down a very tall ladder from the Obama administration to Trumps "administration."

 

[mclem]

“I think if there's ever a moment where we feel someone's broken the law, particularly if they're the head of the FBI, I think that's something that certainly should be looked at,” Sanders said.

Let's just consider this statement in the context of this:

AP: Justice Dept won't charge 6 Baltimore cops involved in Freddie Gray's death

 

[neurosisxeno]

Comey, please come to your senses and vote blue.

Better yet, run for office as a Democrat.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

“were improper and likely could have been illegal,”

“I think if there's ever a moment where we feel someone's broken the law, I think that's something that certainly should be looked at,”

“That's the job of the Department of Justice, and something they should certainly look at,”

“Anybody that breaks the law, whatever that process is that needs to be followed, should certainly be looked at. If they determine that that's the course of action to take, then they should certainly do that, but I'm not here to ever direct DOJ in — in the actions that they should take.”

It's almost as if she could be talking about the Cheeto Fuhrer himself.

 

[Any Questions]

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[Jintor]

Let's just consider this statement in the context of this:

AP: Justice Dept won't charge 6 Baltimore cops involved in Freddie Gray's death

I mean they were totally looked at.

Then the charges were crumpled up and thrown in a bin

 

[OG Shaka Zulu]

James Comey took a hot dump on the US elections and fled without even flushing. Trump should be thankful.

 

[Amalthea]

James Comey took a hot dump on the US elections and fled without even flushing. Trump should be thankful.

It beautifully illustrates how Trump cares only for people as long as they are useful to him.

 

[lazygecko]

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Yeah. Completely standard right wing tactic at play here.