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[YoungHav]

Satan's on What'sApp while lazy ass God can't even give the Bible an update. I'm still torn on whether torrenting is a sin.

 

[Nyx]

"Yes? Argh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord."

 

[Comfort Jones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

Satan needs to learn some better smack talk.

 

[Bucket Mouse]

lol

I wonder what company the devil uses.

SATAN&T

 

[GraveRobberX]

SATAN&T

NOPE!

Verizon, the red scheme they keep showing isn't just for show =D

 

[Askherserenity]

How is this still allowed? I mean, if the priest actually cares about this girl, why doesn't he help take her to some medical professional?

Also, this girl is probably just trolling. Either that or the Devil isn't very witty. Which...I doubt that's possible.

 

[QuicheFontaine]

How is this still allowed? I mean, if the priest actually cares about this girl, why doesn't he help take her to some medical professional?

Also, this girl is probably just trolling. Either that or the Devil isn't very witty. Which...I doubt that's possible.

Maybe the devil really is just super lame, and calls people "idiot".

 

[jimi_dini]

Now he believes that the demon is using the possessed teenager to attack him through a mobile phone.

Father Rajchel claims that the devil and his followers were not shy about using modern technology but that in many cases their actions were not identified as being the work of evil.
...
He said: 'Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help.'

I think there is definitely someone, who needs help. But it's not the girl.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

I wonder what Satan's Spotify account is like

Just Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. You decide if thats good or bad...

Satan is a member of PopGAF

 

[Zantetsuken]

Satan needs to learn some better smack talk.

The devil is in the details after all.

 

[The Silver]

Satan finally got senpai to notice him.

 

[Garruson]

Satan 10:24PM:
You're such an idiot head, preacher

Sorry, could not send message, please arrange a top up or borrow some IOU credit

Satan: Vodafone pls

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

"lol I'm possessing ur toaster"

 

[figadapaura]

The devil sounds like a 12 year old.

 

[thecouncil]

Quote from the demon in The Exorcist:

Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.

Text from Satan himself:

Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.

Tsk, tsk. Just another case of Hollywood embellishing the truth.

 

[statham]

do they even have phones or electricity down there? pretty sure they would melt. I say this isn't true.

 

[Rapstah]

do they even have phones or electricity down there? pretty sure they would melt. I say this isn't true.

Are you talking about Poland or Hell?

 

[hokahey]

Satan: u up?

 

[Red Mage]

I wonder what carrier Satan is on.

Probably Verizon.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Satan is a member of PopGAF

How dare you

Satan listens to metal exclusively, that's still the canon, goddammit. Behemoth, Inquisition, Venom, Opeth, etc.