Priest claims to be receiving text messages from the Devil after performing exorcism

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Satan's on What'sApp while lazy ass God can't even give the Bible an update. I'm still torn on whether torrenting is a sin.
 
How is this still allowed? I mean, if the priest actually cares about this girl, why doesn't he help take her to some medical professional?

Also, this girl is probably just trolling. Either that or the Devil isn't very witty. Which...I doubt that's possible.
 
How is this still allowed? I mean, if the priest actually cares about this girl, why doesn't he help take her to some medical professional?

Also, this girl is probably just trolling. Either that or the Devil isn't very witty. Which...I doubt that's possible.

Maybe the devil really is just super lame, and calls people "idiot".
 
Now he believes that the demon is using the possessed teenager to attack him through a mobile phone.

Father Rajchel claims that the devil and his followers were not shy about using modern technology but that in many cases their actions were not identified as being the work of evil.
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He said: 'Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help.'

I think there is definitely someone, who needs help. But it's not the girl.
 
Satan 10:24PM:
You're such an idiot head, preacher

Sorry, could not send message, please arrange a top up or borrow some IOU credit

Satan: Vodafone pls :(
 
Quote from the demon in The Exorcist:
Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.

Text from Satan himself:
Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.

Tsk, tsk. Just another case of Hollywood embellishing the truth.
 
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